Im a 22 y/o urban chubby misfit from india (im not your average pajeet) who wants to make max money and retire in a...

im a 22 y/o urban chubby misfit from india (im not your average pajeet) who wants to make max money and retire in a beach house alone.
i love software engineering and used to be very good at it, but i'm not able to work on it since i have mental issues that make me procrastinate.

i am depressed af now.

i want to be humiliated on this thread. don't ask why. i.am.not.asking.for.advice.

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fuck off chutiye pajeet mera muh me le ke naach

why you want to be humiliated?

>indian software engineer

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>since i have mental issues that make me procrastinate.
In simple words you are lazy .

im depressed and i feel good when i can feel more depressed. like a downward spiral. idk why

That sounds like masochistic behaviour to me.

wow thanks, i didn't know about masochistic behavior. i am now more self-aware !
(im an emotional, not sexual mashocist)

any idea why some people become
masochist?
i remember feeling this in 6th grade when i was a smart, happy kid who felt much superior to other kids. now im a robot.

i am not gay. i won't muh me le behenchodddddd

reeeee fck you wh*toid

i consider laziness a mental issue.

if i weren't lazy, and was Hitler, i would gas all lazy people.

By the wind and light of great Shiva, you must fry a spicy curry of self-discipline and first invest in yourself. As the great C. H. Aras wrote as he smoked his sacred pipe, the rich-parents-less Pajeet that has no hustle does not get the Bollywood tier Hindu bitches, my man. There are millions of other Pajeets just like you. Some of them are working out at the gym right now, and you are not, because you are posting here talking about how sad you are while other Pajeets are out there doing something about it. You can be sad your whole life because your fantasies about wealth falling into your lap never come true, or you can make something of yourself and work hard at something and get good and contribute something to society, and then people who used to be like you will look at you and all the good stuff you have in your life and assume you are a NORMIE CHAD. But it was all just hard work.

Otherwise, kneepads await.

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lol i actually googled C.H. Aras to read more about him.
i just feel like im not working because im destined to be a loser and whatever i try will be a failure. bad feedback loops

You are literally me.Even nationality

Char chavanni ghode pe , user mere lode pe

which city faggot? :D
age?

a b c d
teri maa ki bhosdi

(im not hindi)

Mumbai
19 about to hit 20
No life Virgin

What about you

lol college fag
im 22. hyd.

just some advice, collegefag,
remember, never ever even think of becoming a neet. this site memes people into thinking it's good.

i was a neet for 6 months and it fucking sucked. Getting paid for the work you do really makes you happy, despite you being a miserable robot.
plan and scheme your way into a nice salary and half your problems are gone.

You can't google C. H. Aras, but you may be able to hand rub some.

Listen bruh, it's your life, it's yours to make good and it's yours to lose out on. Yes, it would have been nicer for you if you were born a spoiled trust fund kid in Massachusetts, but you are alive, you are a human, you are still very young and you can do anything if you are willing to. But like I said, the world is full of low-hanging-fruit-browsers. If you're one of them, then you will never be jizzing inside Zarine Khan every night on your nightly Lambo drive around your private country estate.

Get good at something. Get money. Get your dream. Or spend the rest of your life jerking off.

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Already a failure at academics.
Got a yearback in my degree

I am pretty much fucked career wise