ITT: what's your drink or what are your drinks, and what does that say about you politically?
i'll go first
iced coffee, large, to go
>intense work ethic, liberal brainy elitist, american
straight kentucky bourbon whisky, on the rocks, splash of club soda
>patriotic, self-determination, respects and enjoys personal liberties, american
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Liberal tears
Anal
Ice tea
The oldest meme, pretend to like the taste of alcohol.
Gin
Campari
Rum
Wine/Beer
I just like a nice drink in the evening.
>Pabst Blue Ribbon
this could say one of two things about you
>i'm an old fashioned blue collar dude who works a factory/construction job or drives a truck or something along those lines
or
>i'm a hipster who could easily afford to drink trendy craft beers, even the gluten-free non-gmo beers brewed by two brothers with identical 1890s beers you know from yoga class, but you find it more ironic to drink PBR since it's so uncool
*identical 1890s beards
I just genuinely enjoy the taste and it's cheaper than Budweiser. Most of the hipsters here in Boston drink trendy craft beers. PBR is beneath them.
Whiskey, Gin, Rum
If I drink Lone Star will I start to be able to smell the psychosphere?
>Campari
>verrrrry euro
ugh the finns i know love campari. can't stand the stuff, it's like cough syrup imho
A nice oatmeal stout
>Liberal tears
definitely a kekistani. probably drinks mountain dew and redd's apple ale
Absolutely lethal amounts of caffeinated crap to make it through the night shift with enough energy to browse Jow Forums until biology betrays me and I slip into oblivion.
>I drink my whisky with ice and coke
Lol cuck
hmmm there's a tough one....
two guesses:
>liberal professional, foodie / beer connoisseur, probably liked hillary?
or:
>conservative individualist, peaceful and prosperous country life away from the riffraff
am i close with either?
not coke, asshat. club soda. seltzer. sparkling water. just carbonated water.
and only a splash of it
Michter's American or Monkey Shoulder. I was impressed with the new Highland Park Magnus, too. And if you add ice to these I'll track you down and punch you in the ass.
I don't drink alcohol often enough to have a presence for anything.
Pic related is only thing I have to have in the fridge at all times.
It says I'm tight. I'm lazy. I just want a little refreshment.
>Absolutely lethal amounts of caffeinated crap to make it through the night shift with enough energy to browse Jow Forums until biology betrays me and I slip into oblivion.
probably liked trump?
>Michter's American or Monkey Shoulder. I was impressed with the new Highland Park Magnus, too. And if you add ice to these I'll track you down and punch you in the ass.
i'd bet:
>conservative. probably boomer. likes tax cuts. maybe supports trump but moreso just supports republicans. hard-liner
I thought the thumbnail was dish soap.
The trick is to mix it wice some ice cold soda. Campari, a warm summer night... perfection.
Water
>Not a faggot.
Montenegro with ice
Disaronno for the ladies
Plain ice cold vodka
>Montenegro with ice
>Disaronno for the ladies
this one seems easy to me
>patriotic italian, wants to stay, probably financially secure, maybe dislikes the italian government for corruption but appreciates the local government for maintaining a really nice society and culture
Gin & tonic. In addition to being delicious and refreshing it has historical significance. The quinine in the tonic water helps prevent malaria, so British troops in India started drinking it. It's a testament to the ingenuity and perseverance that imperialism demands.
Nope. Can't stand most politics on either side of the aisle. Neocons and neolibs are the worst.
I do like some of what Trump is trying to do. I'm more of a Ron Paul guy but I wish the guy had a bigger set of nuts and was more dominant in debates.
Cognac and ice
you forgot to say you're a faggot
>Gin & tonic
>WASP. probably liberal elite wannabe before turning 25, then suddenly and sharply turned into a conservative neocon afterward
pure wa'ah
>Drinking alcohol
Fuckin degenerates
Straight iced coffee is not a liberal's drink
Onions milk or almond milk + iced coffee is a liberal's drink
here's one i'll take a shot in the dark at
>finn, but not one of the euro-elite larping ones. probably not from helsinki city center, more likely more of a middle class person in one of the smaller cities. probably patriotic but has qualms with the EU
Beer: Brooklyn Brewery Sorachi Ace or Abita Andygator
Mixed: Gin and Tonic with Bombay Sapphire or a Mojito
What’s a White Russian say about a person?
i fucking can't stand the gender fluid 20-somethings who go to starbucks and take 10 minutes ordering their special onions latte chai flat white bullshit. my liberalism is maybe a bit more stuck up and old fashioned than that
I used to like scotch. I drank too much for too long and developed an allergy. Even one drink now sends me into a hives breakout and fever. I didn't think it is a real thing until I got it checked out. So I don't do any of that anymore, I'm thinking of getting deep into sonic lore
>white russian
>big lebowski fan, democrat, legalize it
Manhattan
Dry Martini (gin based)
Single malt Scotch
Stouts
everything else is soi tier
>Österreich
OPEN BORDERS RIGHT NOW
I do like Big Lebowski. Not a Democrat and don’t give a shit about weed.
What’s a good cocktail for a man with fascist sympathies?
PG-Tipps
and for my alcohol
Asbach Uralt
I drink Milk. Milk is the white man's water.
>bulleit kentucky straight bourbon whiskey
to me that's not bourbon-snob tier. it's like trendy poser tier so i'd guess
>20 something, young professional, trying to develop some sophisticated tastes... probably politically "neutral" and trying to feel their way into what they think about politics, probably leaning democrat since most friends in their urban area are democrats
>this post + flag
I almost sharted myself from laughing
coffee period is a liberal/socialists drink, monarchists and imperialists drink tea.
>conservative but urban, perhaps commutes to the city from the suburbs to work their management level job. wealthy. likes tax cuts but socially liberal. probably supports trump but almost sarcastically, since fuck, we got money so what the fuck ever!
All of you are dumb fucks if your drink alcohol. Alcohol lowers testosterone and boosts estrogen. Not to mention it is detrimental to your cognitive function for a while too. How will you protect your countries like this? Shame on you guys. Hitler would NOT have approved
I am 1/56th Aryan bro. You will talk to me with white respect.
Manhattans.
fascist drinks....
hmm i think nazis didn't drink that much actually. they were doing other drugs like speed and opioids.
but if i had to name a fascist-sounding drink, maybe... grappa?
Cortado or a double shot latté if I’m thirsty
Whisky. My favourite being the 10 year Yamazaki but usually only on special occasions. Every day drinking is usually a Speyside 12-year but the Welsh make a pretty good single malt imo.
By every day I mean the usual, not actually every day.
post your favourite shitting street
Guiness and Jever Pilsner. Americans brew shit beer
>large iced coffee to go
Wanted to be hipster in high school but just wore dirty clothes. Not socially stimulating.
>bourbon on the rocks with splash of club soda
Try hard, likely under 5'11
Head chef at Wendy's makes 160k/yr
Enjoys livestreams and has complained about not having a goth gf
High test
Has threatened his parents or a close loved one before but would never act on impulse. Probably a cool guy who is into some b tier video/table game.
Tries or used to try to impress friends and family with quarky factoids. Likely majored in something esoteric/useless beyond academia.
Started going on Jow Forums during the last presidential campaign. Has shown friends SJW owned type videos
Gay but not flamboyant
beer and a fag
Close, not socially liberal in the slightest and live in the country to commute to city for big $
Germans who did drink were all about Schnapps on the rocks, the British got a taste for it as it was left behind during the trench advancement during WW1. Same for the Third Reich after that.
>iced coffee, large, to go
>>intense work ethic, liberal brainy elitist, american
nah m8 it says
>lack of culture and appreciation for coffee ie brainlet, shit work ethic because you take work like laying in the beach
>straight kentucky bourbon whisky, on the rocks, splash of club soda
>patriotic, self-determination, respects and enjoys personal liberties, american
no, mr Bunthorne, no, you're wrong again.
it says
>alcoholic, depressed, wants to get drunk as fast as possible
you're a turbopleb, mutt.
Milk or orange juice, like White Russian as well, sometimes I melt butter in milk. And put maple syrup in it, tastes like milkshake
Pic related if I can get it.
Old speckled hen's good too.
Otherwise most ale is good, even the odd weissbier sometimes.
If I want something harder - a nice single malt (2 bits of ice)
The latter, head on.
> American
> melts butter into his milk
Your wife usually likes my high testosterone. I drink alcohol to bring it down to levels that leave her hips unbroken so you don't suspect.
how fat are you?
Yeah, Krauts love their flavored Schnapps. Stuff is alright I guess. Nothing great though.
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also, rate me:
>coffee, black, with a bit of sugar
>beer, preferrably double malt or weissbier
6'1, 165, pretty lean as well, but I'm young
>to me that's not bourbon-snob tier. it's like trendy poser tier
more like "pretty good for the price" tier.
Vodka & Soda... low cost, high alcohol/calorie ratio
Joke's on you. I'm a virgin NEET kek
Water, lemonade.
i love gin and i do hate people
4 loco mixed with some bottom shelf whiskey. Successful career in a difficult STEM field. But I hate it and I hate myself so when I come home, it's lights out within a few hours.
New Amsterdam Gin and Fat Tire are the two things I drink the most that are alcoholic anyways.
For a day to day drink I just go with unsweetened iced tea. I stopped drinking the sugar jew a few years ago
Okay, my drink is like a Fuzzy Navel, right? I start with orange juice as normal. But instead of peach schnapps, I use 99 Peaches liqueur. And instead of vodka, Everclear.
I call the cocktail Nectarine Kerosene, in reference to its taste and general flammability.
protip: you should check out Buffalo Trace or Weller or even Old Forrester
Blackthorn with sloe gin, shaken
Scotch on the rocks with honey
Modelo, Stella or Heiniken
Straight espresso
oh and also
>Vermouth
why would you package a drink to look like dish detergent?
My daily ritual:
Morning = coffee
Afternoon = large iced coffee, shot of espresso, hazelnut flavor, very little ice, one sweet & low, splash of cream
After dinner = espresso
Evening = either bourbon whiskey on the rocks with a tiny splash of sour mix, or a Negroni (equal parts Campari, sweet vermouth, gin) on the rocks.
The only other thing I drink is bottled water, an occasional unsweetened iced tea, and a rare Bigelow Tea unsweetened Constant Comment hot tea.
Dr.Pepper
t. mad scientist
this gin sucks dude
梅酒。ロックで。
Vodka would be a better mix in with look but otherwise my kinda guy
I can't drink anymore for obvious reasons
My drinks are:
Chocolate milk (whole milk)
Boba tea
Smoothies with that acai shit in them if I wanna pay premium
>Vodka & Soda... low cost, high alcohol/calorie ratio
i’d guess:
>young, cares about their weight and diet, probably single, likely female, therefore probably still figuring out politics and probably agrees with the opinions of the people at the gym or the health food store
Stoli on the rocks.
good chart
sounds like a good campari mix
Wild turkey 101 in coffee
Reverse osmosis water from my own deep water well with a sprinkle of Himalayan salt and splash of lemon.
You fags enjoy your water with plastic beads and sugar and alcohol jew.
Probably because same health "benefits"
>consuming the sugar jew
Grow up you stupid imbecile
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