Get ready for another horrible FIVE days at work, you fucking wagebitch

>the wagie cries as the alarm goes off at 5am
>he know that he has yet another looong day ahead of him at work
Say hi to mr. Shekelberg from me, my dear little wagie paying for my neetbux

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>enjoying the fruits of my labour
Ah, a comrade I see. I too enjoy the fruits of your labour.

How long have you been scammin user

>tfw living inside some roastie's walls
The best life.

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Why do NEETS say the same thing all the time? Are they just bored individuals who are jealous of us working class people who have financial freedom?

youtube.com/watch?v=xeDGfk0UJw8

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I have flexi time. Can start whatever time I like as long as I get 37.5 hours a week. Any time above that I can take as leave.

Tomorrow I'll start at 9.30am. Being a neet would be so boring.

Enjoy away, you're welcome to share.

6 years. Initially filled out an ESA50 form with a doctors note and had no F2F since

Tomorrow is Monday for everyone in the world except maybe North Korea.

NEET... NEET. It means I'm about to have my 2 days off. Please...

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i thought you loved your job
wouldnt days off be a bad thing.....?

What I don't understand is how you NEETs manage to afford anything. What if you want a weekend away? How do you afford to upgrade your PC? who pays for your dsl? How do you afford a car, fuel and insurance? What do you eat?

Well, yeah I mean I would love to work 7 days a week but California laws won't let me. Those 2 days off are a drag and long as fuck. All I do is play games, watch anime, eat, shower, and post on Jow Forums. BORING.

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They don't unless their parents pay for it.

i'll never not get angry seeing these threads, fair play op

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>What if you want a weekend away?
i hate travel/flying whatever you wanna call it
>How do you afford to upgrade your PC?
your taxes obviously
>who pays for your dsl?
you do wagie :)
>How do you afford a car, fuel and insurance?
lol
>What do you eat?
food? what else

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>Has to work 6 days a week.
>Gets every other Sunday off

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>that image
Outing yourself as a redditard has never been quite so hilarious.

>i hate travel/flying whatever you wanna call it
Good excuse.

>your taxes obviously
And if your cpu/gpu died you'd get enough neetbux to replace it instantly?

So you never leave your mom's house? Do you not like museums/live music/rollercoasters/things outside your room?

>food? what else
What sort of food? Do you live on ramen/processed junk?

I'm not mad at you being NEET, fair play to you if you're happy. I just don't get how you can be content to just sit in your room all day doing nothing, achieving nothing. It seems like you're merely existing rather than living.

>Good excuse.
>OMG YOU DONT LOVE TRAVELLING HAHA WHAT A LIAR HAHA HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE WHAT I LOVE HAHAHAHA

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I don't mean travelling like a foreign country. Like go to the next city to go to the awesome game shop/restaurant that does that thing you like/interesting castle that's there?

>get told I work for a jew
>work in a start up with 12 employees
>my job, the founder of the company, is a white guy from alabama originally & catholic
Welp.

Actually I'm a student so that doesn't apply to me.

>don't live in a country that supports non-contributors
>laugh at NEETs
glad I don't live in a socialist shit hole lmao

Perhaps an American therefore no culture.

>therefore no culture
>america has no culture
Tell me then while you're posting on an american website before you go to watch an american film or browse american websites then read an american magazine before watching american television.

America won the cultural imperialism wars.

Don't fall for the bait, guys. No matter what gets posted, OP will just respond
>AHAHAHA BTFO
it's the definition of shitposting. Just hide and move on

I got a paid day off today. I gone eat KFC and play doom 2016.

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Sorry, I won't be able to meet you, Mohammad, and your wife this evening at the cafe because I live in the only relevant country on the planet (USA).

>5
>not 6 days
you lazy american

Oh god, don't remind me. Lucky for me, I will be NEET once again in 2 weeks. I've saved up enough money to take 2 years off of work. Pretty excited.

I love these threads. Please never stop making them fellow neetbros.

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>got a retail job to buy a guitar
>want to go home and play it when I'm at work
>tired as hell when I get home
>thankfully still play it

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>tfw make 80k making porn
>I get to be around hot chicks all day and get paid for it
>this is a bad thing

Get

Into

Porn

(not as a pornstar, obviously you disgusting neckbeard, but as a cameraman, editor, techie, whatever)

Thanks you neetbutt

>horrible
>stand there and watch a machine for 8hrs
>get paid almost double min. wage
>barely any bills so money starting to just pile up

>disgusting neckbeard
has their been a bigger projection?
i think not

I bought a new Mustang and I'm taking my girlfriend on a road trip next month. Life is good.

If you are chad enough to be a pornstar, you're going to have no problems with anything

Most people here aren't pornstar material..

i enjoy being around my colleagues, they're nice people - the work isn't too stressful

i genuinely enjoy helping my country by doing my job

i work for the UK govt (don't worry, not in DWP, i won't sanction your bennies)

>tfw NEETS not being able to retire
plus the jokes on you, i actually like working

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but i am retired
neetbux is my pension :)

Actually i work 3 days and thren i have 3 days off.
I also mostly work at night so i can sleep at work or do other shit like browsing Jow Forums and earning money at the same time. You neet shits will never have as much money as me so you will never be able to ask a girl out and give her a good time. All you can hope for is some femcel and a drivethrough on foot.

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your math isn't adding up there...

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Schedule for this week obviousely. 7th day is a 6hour shift so no biggie.

I only wagie so I can drive my s2k and rx7 at the track

I have a job and
>museums/live music/rollercoasters/things outside your room
don't interest me. I can't think of a single activity I'd want to engage in that I can't do from within my own home. Especially live music. What the fuck is the appeal of listening to a worse version of something you can hear at home surrounded by obnoxious teens who can't dance drunkenly wobble around?

>implying wageslaves get 9-5 m-f schedules anymore
>implying wageslaves get fixed schedules at all anymore, allowing them to have plans and friends
>implying getting a job with those hours isn't a life goal for people nowadays, like a house or car used to be.

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Wagie, does it bother you have only one true day of real relaxation and the next day anxiously watching the minutes tick by until Mr. Shekelstein calls you in? Don't you get sick of being bullied by comfy frogs all day, wagie?

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>work 6==7 days a week
>mind fried
>Too tired for the gym
>gaining weight fast, man tits
>tfw
>they call me in on my 6th day and can't relax on my day off because i'm anticipating a call

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Is that you, NEET? I love your show!

youtube.com/watch?v=RUQXZL8h-XI

> $27/hr doing practically nothing, with privacy at a comfy office job
>sit on r9k reading all of the work hate threads, the exact same thing all the NEETs are doing

Lol the only difference between you and me is that I'm getting money while doing this. But hey you get a few cents of pity money from my taxes or something right? Guess I'm getting cucked or something haha

Sounds comfy, what is your job?

Yes lord, another week doing absolutely nothing with life

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>not being born wealthy because your grandfather and father actually were worth a shit and worked hard so their kids could actually enjoy life and not have to slave away
>being PROUD that you have to wageslave because your parents were dumb and/or lazy

sad.

Uhm
what lol

IT

t. unifag larping as a neet

I actually have a job I love now.

>work evening shift so can sleep as much as I want
>3 day weekends
>job is actually enjoyable most of the time

Enjoy getting sued and evicted by your parents when you enter wizard status, neetfaggots.

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ITT: people who enjoy their jobs and depressed NEETs who are mad at them for it.

I don't enjoy my job at all, I have to travel to a different city for work tomorrow and live with a bunch of dufuses who I only somewhat like.

Seeing these threads makes me ree a bit because I used to be a neet and prefer the neet lifestyle. Work has brought me no joy in life, I'm only reminded of my rock bottom social status and inability to compare positively to my peers every day and it feels fucking bad.

Look (clap emoji) for (clap emoji) a (clap emoji) new (clap emoji) job

good on you user your e going to make it or on the path to it.

Thing is our economy sucks atm because retards keep voting in socialists into office and my job pays well and gives me lots of hours so I can actually eat.

You've got trump as fucking president. Don't blame socialism.

>every poster on Jow Forums is american

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I go to uni like 2 days a week the rest of the time is just lying around

not looking forward ot working

My job is to fuck with normalshits, quite comfy desu.

Wrong.

I fucking wish though.

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>i get to do what i like
>get paid for it
>i move a lot so i dont fat
>i drive a bike to work so traffic jams are irrelevant to me
>socialize with people so i dont end up as a loser like op
>get to see my gf everyday after work because we work in the same place

Sorry im all out of fucks to give about what some neet slave thinks of me.

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No one truly enjoy their job I think.

Most don't but a lot do.
I won't deny that I'm overworked and badly in need of some vacation but I actually enjoy my job a lot of the time.

Spoken like a true incel neet who shits his diaper anytime they have to talk to another human being.

>makes a long ass post rationalizing his job
>I-IT'S NOT LIKE A CARE BAKA!!
you're so pathetic

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Commit stop living

>stating the facts is somehow rationalizing
>smuganimuloli.jpeg

Nice """""arguments""""" neet slave.

it wasn't an argument dummy. your post is obvious post.

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>AND you better be on time tomorrow, don't want to anger Mr. Noseberg!
I show up to work late, leave early and take long shits as well as coffee breaks.
I too also enjoy my work, my coworkers and my boss is very fair to such things as sick days/holidays.
oh and my contributions to neets on welfare is close to $2 a week from my taxes.

>I can't think of a single activity I'd want to engage in that I can't do from within my own home
Hey, social security is for people with disabilities so I'm glad you're getting financial support rather than being homeless and shitting on a train

wagie here. You're living the great life NEETS. I wish I was a NEET drugdealer or something. Enjoy your week NEETS. Im off to work to please Mr. Shekelsnout

Maybe that's how you spend your days off but not NEETs. We travel across the country and examine the ancient arts, while you're sitting at your busted job for hours on end. Have a good life, loser avatarfag :)

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>We travel across the country
>we
But your fellow neetbro doesn't even want to leave his room

Of course it wasnt. Neetslaves dont have arguments, their cognitive abilities are at the level of a child or an infant.
That constant bitching about waking up... ffs last time i heard it was from a fucking 4 yo kid..

>neet slaves
>travelling
>studying
>not just sitting on their ass jerking of to mlp porn and getting fat

Nice fairytale there faggot.

>you think that that guy wasn't lying and doesn't have an IQ of 160+
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Get the fuck out before I send my private bodyguards on you wageslime losers.

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>Neet slaves
>iq above average room temperature

Bitch plz. If you had iq above 90 you wouldnt be neet slave.

Yeah yeah, keep telling youself that wagie. Now get to work, chop chop :)

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I am at work. I get paid to sit and laugh at neet slaves larping about their iq and grand adventures.
I dont blame you tho. I too would larp if i was you, lonely neet slave on government pity bux, with constant hunger pains and overwhelming sense of wasting your life, who cant get anywhere because he barely get enough money to not die from hunger.

>he thinks that me having a comfy life and fucking his gf while hes at work makes me sad
>he thinks i don't feel accomplished even though i make enough off of your pathetic work to supply my delicious food and entertainment for life
>he thinks im larping
>he thinks im lonely despite being married to his gf
>thinks im hungry despite eating a grand meal with your gf every night
>thinks i care about giving the government more shekels

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Always posting sheckelpasta like the dumb neets you are. Not suprised.
After all nerts are dumber then.a chicken with its head chopped off.

Neets get btfod daily by reality.
So I will allow you cucks this thread.

Stop bullying the wagies. They suffer as we do.