Be 5ft6

bro if that guys wife is suggesting going to a sperm bank it's not JUST because he's short. Think about it, this dude is literally posting his problem on Reddit, you can pretty much guarantee he's one of those open-mouth Nintendo switch loving cucks. It's no mystery that women want chad's dum, but short people can be chad

I am genuinely trying to come up with something that she could have said that was worse, but I am coming up empty

Do sperm banks even have a height policy?

She could have named a donor she in mind from her gym

fpbp

>one of those open-mouth Nintendo switch loving cucks
user you've spent too much time on Jow Forums, you're starting to think the memes are real

Who said anything about banks? She wants to hand pick a guy to fuck her pussy raw.

Short people on Jow Forums have made me feel better about myself for like 9 years now. Thank you.

"Jamal seems like a good match... S-sweety..?"

>be manlet
>playing dead seems like a viable strategy when confronted with difficult truths

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This
A tall Reddit fag is still a Reddit fag. The sad truth is that all these cliche people, left and right leaning, living on momentum and fads and the way they want the world to be vs how it actually is, are going to have to wake up some day and shake hands with who they are. He's doing that today when his wife asked him that. This isn't just about his height; this is years of insecurity and self dishonesty breaking the surface and rearing its ugly head from him; not her. You're not going to outsmart or trick nature. It is not a brave new world. This is the same old shit pile in some gay galaxy that it always has been, and your brain isn't some next level shit that can beat it. Shake hands with who and what you are, and go from there. The earlier you learn this, the better your life will be.

Should be able to hit a bitch that says this. But there's no winning she'll use some other modern cuck card in response like killing you and living off gibs or divorcing you and living off gibs.

You should be allowed to resort to violence for something that doesn't put you at risk for physical harm?

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nothing posted to Jow Forumsrelationships is real you retard, its incels and trp larping

kek
what the fuck was he thinking? how did he expect that the wife will buy this bullshit?

Yeah faggot.

Why are pretending hitting family members who act out isn't a thing that's worked since forever, my gay little emoji poster?

>Why should I even bother at this point?
I've often wondered why your kind would in the first place

>defending chimping out
he's right though

What does punishing your wife who's said one of the most unforgivable things imaginable have to do with niggers? You think the world was invented 18 years ago don't you? Go drink your beanmilk.

>with all the problems you’ve had with your height
I’d bet he’s complained to her about his height more times than she ever wanted to hear. It’s a loving response to not want your children to bear those same issues if it could be avoided, and quite a smart one not to pass on manlet blood to the next generation.

>I want to birth kids who aren't yours
>It's a loving response
Your mind is broken. There's no saving you.

You realize it's not long ago where the regular man, as well as the highly successful man, hit their women, right?

Being under 6ft should prevent women from interacting with you, that way they become genetic dead ends and America becomes a strong and beautiful country

What is his height?

Some Jow Forums manlet asked me to grab the protein powder at the top of the shelf in my store today. I was internally kekking hard as fuck. I may be dyel, but at least I'm not a manlet.

>punishing your wife who's said one of the most unforgivable things
because the relationship is already fucked and trying to salvage it by being an angry retard just masks the issue for even more miserable years
>beanmilk
is there anyone left here who isn't a post 2012-faggot trying too hard to fit in?

Do you think a woman wants her children to grow up to be whiny incels when they could be normal? If the redditor didn’t have this hatred of himself in the first place then she likely would have never even said anything.

Itt: the birth of mass shooting manlets

Thanks for the laugh mate

fpbp

Imagine being married to someone who doesn't want your children because you are little. Just imagine.

Believing the LARP bullshit that is Jow Forumsrelationships

shut up R O A S T I E

fuck off retard

What is it like living life in the braaap zone?

“Why don’t we have your boss, Mr. shekelburg be the donor? At least he’s rich unlike you ya ugly fucking manlet.”

>not just moving to that town in Maryland where everything is to the scale of people with midgetism

I really don't get why people regard their base urges so highly. We should move past that shit. I'm not gonna reproduce, I have poor eyesight and my knee is busted, we have limited resources, why not only have the top tier specimens reproduce? I don't really agree that being short is bad though (6'2, no bias) they live longer and have less injuries, they take less space and eat less.

>why not only have the top tier specimens reproduce?
Because eugenics is considered EVIL. We're being replaced by unskilled foreign shitskins with bad genetics who hate us. That's not EVIL for some reason.

Yes they literally do

What is it?

No but they literally pay you more for desirable traits like height.

Makes sense I guess. Can they do that for any trait they choose?

>her head on my shoulder
>getting triggered by fanfic
6’2” here. Why are you all such children?

No one below 6'3" (average white male height) can donate

>actually outing yourself as a reddit user
Kys, man

This is normal female behaviour. It's called hypergamy. Very important that you know this exists!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=D9BQ-_33RGg&t=3006s

I fucking hate women. Jesus christ. I absolutely believe this happened.

our worst fear is having manlets

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How can you even know you will have a manlet? I had a cousin 5'4 until he was 18 and shot up to be 6'1.

lmao there's no reason to be a good person anymore.
>good people shouldn't expect people to be good back
We're living on Cucked Earth.

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> 5foot7
> having dates with multiple girls and active sex life

its not about height mongoloids. but on the other hand i have a good face. if youre an ugly manlet its over...

he pretended to be asleep towards his WIFE of 4 years? lol man, this was doomed to fail from the start

>during the fall quarter, a bunch of local businesses arrange a fair on campus to advertise to students
>bunch of pizza joints and book stores, obviously, but also some orthodontists, lawyers, plastic surgeons, etc., because it's a prestigious school with a lot of rich kids
>walking through this fair on my way home from lab
>fair is really crowded, except one booth has nobody around it
>it's for a sperm bank
>middle aged, lesbian-looking woman working the booth tells me I should donate
>I'm 5'9" in shoes and objectively not very attractive

???

>misunderstanding genetics this hard
I bet this clown rants at men who use the term roastie "UHHH THAT'S NOT HOW VAGINAS WORK!"

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lmao faggot get over it. you're so butthurt over a meme that you might avoid having kids?

It’s his fault for letting her know he has a problem with his height. NEVER and I mean NEVER let a bitch know about your hang ups

What race are you?

Turbocucked.... what a life

>ever caring what any female thinks about you
I say this on fit at least once a day. We are kings, no use in worrying about what’s going on in a females lizard brain. Stay fit and stay confident my man.

*pays for Ximena's anchor babies*

Unironically the meme is real
There are so many of these numales
I even had one pic like this myself on my gram until i realised what an idiot i was

half white, half asian
inb4 elliot jokes

I think ive heard 5’10” or 11” maybe. Different places probably have different standards.

I go outside and see manlets with girls all the time. I also see fat guys and bald guys with girls, why does Jow Forums try to blame their failures with women on genetics?

Does no one else realizes that she talks about the problem HE has with HIS height. Shes not saying that she has a problem with his height.

I unironically will not have children with a woman shorter than me to avoid having sons shorter than me.
Doesn't matter if she's the love of my life, absolutely drop dead gorgeous, savagely intelligent... If she's not taller than 5'6 I won't have kids with her.
I've broken up with girls over this. I've broken up with them before things got too serious because I knew it would just be too painful to have to end the relationship further down the line over this issue.

Yeah, i love winding up those betas with the classic "enlarged labia = miles of cock" that line always brings out the whitest of knights and toastiest of roasties

Usually around 5ft10, the donations from men shorter than that are never taken up and just waste space. Harsh, but that is the way it is.

They can prescribe growth hormones to kids that are too small these days.

t. manlet that almost was prescribed HGH but got fucked by his soccer mom's science.

>sweety

>Do sperm banks even have a height policy?
Yes, if you are under 5'10" they don't want your baby batter

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i'm 6'2 my mexican gf is 4'10
you can find smol hunnies, just keep doing what you're doing and you'll succeed my brother.

>There are so many of these numales
>I even had one pic like this myself on my gram until i realised what an idiot i was
Do you realize how fucking retarded and paranoid you sound?

People troll that subreddit all of the time. It's the easiest place to troll because redditors try so hard to straddle the line of PC/everything-is-acceptable so it's fun to push the boundaries.

It used to be fun until THERAPY became the default answer to literally everything, and everyone just goes with it.

Only white people are so insecure and poor at finding a mate.

That's why there are less applicants for other ethnicities.

Whities will think it's because of superiority kek.

5'11

Because they get triggered by tall tales LMFAO

Being tall means you're more likely to have a larger penis

Nice mang

Do they also disallow men with an IQ below 100?

>mom is short and dad is a manlet
>me, 6'1, great frame
>brother 6'0

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Womanlets hate manlets even more than normal

that woman is based as fuck holy shit
yes its a pretty shit to ask but the dude should just admit his genes are dogshit tier and shouldnt force it upon his offspring

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I think you have to show them your university certificates etc

>"With all the problems you have with your height, consider a sperm donor"

Bitch pls, the last thing I want is my daughter to have saggy sorry ass tits like yours. And don't get me started in iron board of an ass you have. And you're worried about height? bitch, get out of my house.

Yeb?

Ignoring the manlet meme why aren't men and women forced to take a genetic test in highschool so they'll know if they're fit to reproduce or not? Is it because they'd grade coloreds more leniently?