I just caught 2 mosquitos. How do I get them jacked? Also what diet

no, that's maria kang

Who? Thats me man

if you have a cock i'd suck it

fuck you why not? dont give me this exoskeletons prevent swole. we're gonna get these skeeters fuckin yuge ya sick cunt.

40m weighted flying dash x 6
10m vertical flies 3 x 6
6 legged squats 3 x 8
Blood sucks 4 x f

Starting Sting

GOMAD

Lol

holy shit i'm glad I live in england. the colonies were a mistake

Nah it's because they move their joints through pressurized liquid. It's why spider legs close together after being dead for a few days. Don't have muscles to get swole.

did you miss the part where user is going to be pumping them with HIS OWN FLUIDS. they are going to molt and get bigger and bigger. also lmao comparing araneae to diptera what a fucking mong.

>being happy you live in Orwellistan instead of freedom land

us and the beatles are your only redeeming qualities

why did you have to make this derpy thread on Jow Forums?

As a guy who's lived in both, Britain is infinitely nicer to live in than the states. In America everything feels devoid of character.

No user, they ARE the diet. Those skeeters are free protein, so eat up.
You do want to make it, don't you?

Shake the box until those shits are dead

Underrated

Microwave the little shits

Mosquitos do not have muscle tissue.

You dont have mosquitos in england?

Fucking burn them alive cunt I hate mosquitos so fucking much.
Doesn’t help I live next to a creek in Australia

Suffocate them with a deadly protein fart.

I hate mosquitos so god damn much.

Iktf lad

>tfw dad always leaves the door open
>see mosquito in my room
>know if I don't kill it I'll wake up with 5 or 6 bites
It's the fucking worst I tell ya

Live next to a marsh in Florida.
I know this feel.

5 or 6 bites and the little motherfucker buzzing in your ear as you wake up, don't forget that detail.

Gay

>they move their joints through pressurized liquid. It's why spider legs close together after being dead for a few days.

That's a cool fact. Thanks user.

They need to be in a low gravity environment with a high % of oxygen in the air.

I'm probably wrong but I remember reading somewhere those are the two factors that limit insect growth.

Kek

aye yeah i'll just toss em in the zero G chambers, great thinking user

underrated post

>not just handing in your natty card, injecting test, then feeding them your High-T blood
Fucking insectlets.

quality thread

GOMAD + SS

>inject test
>let mosquitos suck your blood to become alpha mosquitos
>feed alpha high-test mosquitos to fish to create test-boosted fish
>eat the fish to become high test alpha predator
>let a mosquito feed off your blood again
>repeat until super saiyan

more like GO BAD

remember, mosquitos are ONLY dangerous because it's essentially like sharing a needle. You can let them bite you safely if you just clean their needles.
A common method for doing this is to pin one down with some tape, but this might be difficult. You can stun them using a combination of salt water and bleach, just a quick dunk and they'll be stunned for an hour or so.
Give the needles a good clean and you're ready to go

>freedom land
More brave new world but prude and without the free drugs or standard of living

Boost their test by feeding them sperm.