>Be me >Be 20 >Kissless virgin >Working out for 3+ years and actually in good shape >Get compliments frequently from guys and girls >Decide it's time to finally get laid >Go on 3 month long Tinder/OkCupid journey to try to initiate a hookup >Totally suck ass in the beginning, messaging corny pick up lines and never getting to asking for sex. >Fuckit.png >Just post a bunch of shritless selfies on Tinder and OkCupid and message every girl I match with asking for Snapchat right away >Initiate sending nudes >Start asking Snapchat bitches to fuck >Live with my parents in apartment and they are basically always home so I suggest fucking in a public bathroom. >Some bitches actually accept offer >Surprisedface.jpg >Finally get bitch to come over after weeks of sexting and delays >At least 30lb heavier in person than I thought based on the angles of her pictures but already at point of no return >Take her to my gym bathroom (women's because basically no women in the gym) >Play her fat ass and tits >She sucks my dick and my balls and I cum in her mouth in 5 minutes >Tell her to give me 10 minutes to go again >At this point I don't even wanna fuck anymore but I felt bad for cumming so early and having her come all the way here and not even fucking >Find a way to get my limp dick hard again thinking about more attractive girls, put on condom, fuck her doggy style over the toilet and then on the floor >While fucking on the floor look at myself in the mirror and see my abs and chest looking defined af >Vanity kicks in >Start flexing muscles >Literally just mirin myself in the mirror as I fuck this fat bitch on the floor >Cum inside >Send her on her way
lol i've done the exact same thing except the girl i had sex with wasnt overweight and it was in my parents bedroom post pic of the girl your had sex with
Jaxson Williams
another fellow 19yo
Jayden Johnson
her okCupid pics make her look alot better than she does IRL
imagine she's like 30lb heavier than you think she is and her face is really meh
Caleb Hill
What’s her snap? I wanna fug
Joshua Adams
lmao where do you even live
Nolan Foster
>Sex is overrated
Well, you pretty much did it the shittiest way to get started that you could possibly find. Even a mid-tier hooker would have been better than that. Try again, take your time and do it with a girl you're actually into. Desperation is unattractive.
Alexander Sullivan
>Desperation is unattractive >Spend money on a hooker
At least this girl wanted to fuck me
Noah Bennett
Wasn't about that. I mean you could have just gone to her place and spend the night or smth. Bathroom quickies are fun and all that, but kinda shit for you first time. Better take your time to release that pent-up frustration and try out a bunch of stuff. Hooker would have given you an hour and a bed to do it in , in that way it would've been better.
Ethan Cook
Your first time is usually not as good as you think it will be. You need to practice to really get that great sex. My first time was in my car after the homecoming dance when I was 16. With a german exchange student. She was maybe 15 pounds overweight, but had big tits, so that was nice
her parents were home too and besides she's OD deep, it would take like nearly 2 hours to get there. bathroom was basically the best option. I wouldn't have a place to fuck a hooker anyway. Nor do I want to blow hundreds of dollars on sex.
Wyatt Bennett
Damn literal children. This is why this board is so trash now. I was you guys once.
she was willing to get fucked in a public bathroom by some anorexic twink with abs and you are surprised she was fat?
Alexander Ward
Do what I did then. It was honestly easier than I thought it would be. Just be willing to fuck some 5s and 6s because actual hotties would not agree to some degeneracy like this.
Jaxson Foster
I have a similiar story >everyone in my hometown knew how weird I was so be a handholdless virgin >2nd day in college go to a party >look around for the sluttiest looking r >start dry humping a girl >she loves it >end up feeling her up for like 2 hrs >she sucks my dick in the mens bathroom at 3am while I hold her titties >never had sex again in the last 3 years kek
Leo Watson
>>she sucks my dick in the mens bathroom at 3am while I hold her titties
>>never had sex again in the last 3 years getting your dick sucked doesn't count as sex
Logan Powell
>dat 30 yr old guy who chills at the cool kids forum
Jayden Phillips
ok bill
David Harris
fuck did you just say to me you weird dry humping virgin
James Martin
>] What you heard faggot
Mason Walker
found the underage fag
Brody Rogers
everyone in this thread is saying they were born 97, 98 and you think i'm underage?
Sex with a condom pretty much sucks. Once you have a long term gf try it without, as long as you trust her and you're not a fucking retard. Don't be a retard user.
Ethan Roberts
have you been able to use any magic whatsoever yet
Hunter Thomas
Come to /biz
Mason Nelson
>Should I check it out? Kek, yeah man. Everyone on this board should see it once.
Dominic Cooper
Literal Pajeet bored
Aiden Wright
My 18th birthday was in february. Feels good man.
Eli Williams
Your best years are now behind you. You will have ups and downs but the downs will gradually outweigh the ups. Before you know it, you will be old and die alone. There is no God.
