Ask someone who sucked their "straight" roommate's dick after living together for seven months anything

why don't you greentext a little yer poofta?

You're obviously suppose to greentext it and post a picture of your butthole

Nohomo obviously

That's pretty hot haha
This bls.

this greentext please, OP. I need some jerk off material.

how did it happen? he was just like suck my dick out of nowhere?

user...

I guess

>come out from my room
>roommate is watching that french movie about lesbians
>a very explicit sex scene is happening when I come out
>he's rock hard under his shorts
>just go to the kitchen without saying anything
>he stops the movie and acts really embarrassed when he notices me
>covers himself with a blanket
>for some reason I say "It's fine, it's just a boner"
>he's looking at me a bit differently
>go back to my bedroom
>once I get in there I hear him get up
>he walks up to my door, stands there for a little bit then goes into his bedroom
>I decide to go to his bedroom
>open his door as he's taking his pants off
>he's still at full mast
>he stares right at me and I can see both the arousal and embarrassment radiating off of him
>I look at his dick and then back at his face
>he starts stuttering and tries to cover himself
>say "It's okay, it's just a boner"
>move to his bed
>he lays down
>I suck him off
>he cums practically down my throat
>I gag a little but hold it in
>painfully swallow
>get up immediately and quickly walk to my bedroom

I haven't groomed it in a while so no

Nigga your "straight" roommate is fuckin gay

>it's just a boner bro

this desu senpai.. he gay as hell. or your story is fake..

>just a stiffy, mate

So you two were just practicing for girls? That isn't gay, fampai.

I don't know if he's really my type but if he is then I guess we could try out some other stuff.

I don't know why I said that honestly. It just came out.

Good thing I DEFINITELY like girls, right?

Yeah you should just tell him you liked sucking his dick and that you wouldn't mind doing it again. I ain't gay but your roommate is highkey a faggot so you shouldn't have any problems with that.

If a man tried to suck my dick I would refuse, regardless of how hard my dick was. You can get sexually stimulated from strange things against your will, but accepting a blowjob from a man is just gay.

>Good thing I DEFINITELY like girls, right?
Yes. I really want such practice, but nobody wants to help me because they're all gay af I guess.

>you're the one that sucked dick
>somehow your roommate is the questionably straight one
okay fag.

>its just an erection, friend

Can you come over so we can suck each other's dicks?

We didn't really talk about it today. He got me lunch but we just acted as normal as possible. Of course things were somewhat awkward though.

Good luck friend. Maybe you could get a gym membership. I bet the boss of the gym loves helping out his friends practice.

I don't know where I said I was straight. I'm definitely a flaming faggot.

Okay, I get it.

getting your dick sucked by a man isn't gay, you can't tell the difference between a dude and a woman.

>he got me lunch

yeah he's most likely just bisexual, or perhaps he didn't realize he was gay. if he bought you lunch he wants to talk to you more and get goodie points with you. was he buying you lunch before that?

Fucking a man's ass isn't gay, you can't tell the difference between a man's rectal walls and a woman's.

>tfw you never got to suck off your roommates.

user hop on his dick we both know you want to.

is he a twink? young? old? stinky neet?

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>Good luck friend. Maybe you could get a gym membership. I bet the boss of the gym loves helping out his friends practice.
Thank you, fren. That's a great suggestion, too. I may have to do that, but I'm sure it'll be worth it.

exactly. its only gay if you do anything with his dick.

Okayyyyyy

Maybe he has a hidden part of his sexuality he hasn't revealed or is just now discovering. I just thought he was both giving me a "thank you" and a "hey no hard feelings" type of deal.

He's just a normal guy in his twenties. I wouldn't mind exploring with him because I have like no experience but I really don't know if he's my type in terms of an actual relationship.

Don't get weirded out if they want to wrestle.

No user he was giving you a "i liked it when you sucked my dick and i'm not gay enough to actually act like it so here's something minute that I could muster without seeming gay"

Being fucked by a man's ass isn't gay, you can't tell the difference between a man's fleshy penis and a woman's fleshy penis strap-on.

now that you've already done it once it would be really easy to make it a regular thing

did he have a nice dick?

>Don't get weirded out if they want to wrestle.
I'll try to remain calm.

I guess. I'm honestly pretty blind to peoples' emotions and intentions. You could be right.

How could I make it a regular thing? I wouldn't mind unironic practice for when I finally get a boyfriend.

It was fine. He needs to groom but it was uncut, clean, and average.

How are you going to deal with the awkward situation you just put yourself in?

damn senpai

wish i could do this

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Right now everything seems okay but it could always build up and explode down the line I guess. We've just lived as usual so far.

>it's just a hard-on, lad

Can you succ me instead

Just let him know you'd be willing to do it again. He probably will take you up on that offer considering he let you blow him in the first place and then didn't make a big deal about it never happening again the next day.

ask him if you gave good head OwO

why did you do that? was it erotic for you? does the giver in the gay relationship get any sexual satisfaction i imagine it would just feel like nothing.

you can drop subtle hints, or just straight up tell him "hey, if you're ever feeling pent up". shit since he was so receptive the first time he might ask you, but I think you're probably gonna have to push it. just don't add any romantic undertones and you should be fine.

gimme the suck too op

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Jesus christ does all sex happen this awkwardly?

How do I ask? "Hey, if you want I wouldn't mind helping you unload again if you need it."

>
Now this makes me nervous

Because I was horny, it was there in front of me, and I'm reaching the point where my lack of social prowess has convinced me I'll never have what I want. I has painfully hard during the experience, yeah I didn't get to cum until after the whole thing happened, but I feel like I got something out of it.

Alrighty, I'm with you on the romantic undertones things. He's a good guy but I can't see myself with him.

Gah-lee

I hope so, I definitely couldn't be smooth about it

In other words you sexually assaulted someone who was more than likely too stunned to do anything. Were you drunk and/or high?

>How do I ask?
"Hey bro you can use my mouth as a spunk receptacle whenever you feel like it if you buy me more lunch"

are you skinny and short? pls say yes

>its okay its just a boner
You do realize now he's going to become super submissive because of this right? Like wanting someone to comfort him and tell him everything is going to be okay while having sex.

He could probably kill me with his thumb so I doubt that's the case

Is it bad that I think the lunch thing would make it easier to ask because then it would seem like I want something more than a dick in my mouth?

I'm 5'5 and a little squishy. I float around 135lbs but it all really just sits in my lower body

>Is it bad that I think the lunch thing would make it easier to ask because then it would seem like I want something more than a dick in my mouth?

Well who cares, you get two free meals out of it, Cummies and proper lunch.
That would still be pretty gay though so I doubt it'll really change the situation much if roommate doesn't like that.

>He could probably kill me with his thumb so I doubt that's the case
What's your point? People get molested/sexually assaulted all the time, the other person doesn't always have to be the bigger guy.

The fact that you interpreted your roommate getting hard to a Lesbian flick as wanting you to suck his dick and then going into his room because you heard him "outside" your door is pretty weird.

>I'm 5'5 and a little squishy.
cute, I hope he decimates your boypussy in due time

>I'm 5'5 and a little squishy. I float around 135lbs but it all really just sits in my lower body
yeah and im sure you look like your anime avatar too dude

>makes fun of his roommate for denying his homosexuality
>sucked his dick

I really think I'll end up waiting it out. It's probably better to let him decide how things go anyway.

Only for practice, right?

Honestly I wish my eyes weren't down turned, I wish my lips were fuller, and I would really like straight hair.

>Honestly I wish my eyes weren't down turned, I wish my lips were fuller, and I would really like straight hair.
You should thicken up those lips so you can suck better, slut

>I really think I'll end up waiting it out
That's probably the best option if you're socially awkward. The risk there though is that he might assume you want to forget about it too and avoid bringing it up again.

>I really think I'll end up waiting it out. It's probably better to let him decide how things go anyway.
Depends how long you wait, if you want to do it again and nothing comes up for a while you'll have to bring it up yourself.

Let me ask something you might not be expecting. Me and a twink I met at work split the cost on a small house that was for sale because we're both broke (And I practically bullied him into it because he had just lost his apartment). We've been living together for a while, and I've even joked to him about getting "married" for tax breaks or whatever, but when he seemed almost a little too enthusiastic about that I made sure to not bring it up again. I'm not fucking gay. I'm straight as an arrow. Had a gf until 2 weeks ago. My roomie *knows* that. But I keep getting this feeling he wants to ignore that and have me be something that I'm not for him. He can get uncomfortably close if we're watching TV or something together, to the point where I've had to ask him to back up a bit. He noticeably blushes if I ever compliment him. And I came home early from work one day to find him crossdressing and looking at himself in the mirror (His shift got changed to afternoons not too long ago). I don't think he saw me, and I just kinda turned around a left. Got in my car and just drove around for a while until the time when I knew he'd have left for work. Shit is fucking awkward, it's like there's a weird one-way sexual tension thing going on. How do I tell him that "us" isn't happening without coming off like a dickbag and potentially hurting his feelings? I care about him, he's my friend and I trusted him enough to buy a house with him after all, it's just the fact that I'm simply not homosexual. This seriously can't keep going on

>You should thicken up those lips so you can suck better, slut
please stop appealing to my fetishes

It wouldn't kill me to not do it again. Seeing as I genuinely don't want a REAL relationship with him.

but don't you want his dick in your mouth?

also
>I was painfully hard during the experience
DIAMONDS [/spoiler] now you just need to lock yourself up next time to make sure you focus on HIS needs, but I digress

but definitely sounds like you both enjoyed it, like I said the hard part (haha get it because you're a FAGGOT?) is already over, you could definately get some FWB action going.

also would you let him fuck you? how far are you willing to go?

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Stop making marriage jokes and tell him honestly. If he's an adult he should be able to handle it barring some sort of cluster b personality disorder. Honestly you could probably just hold out until he does anything that seems like an actual "move."

Sauce on this very queer thing

>please stop appealing to my fetishes
Haha, you should give in and change your body to become a perfect cocksleeve.

if you're talking sauce for the image here you go user
gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3922537

but don't you want his dick in your mouth?

also
>I was painfully hard during the experience
DIAMONDS now you just need to lock yourself up next time to make sure you focus on HIS needs, but I digress

but definitely sounds like you both enjoyed it, like I said the hard part (haha get it because you're a FAGGOT?) is already over, you could definately get some FWB action going.

also would you let him fuck you? how far are you willing to go?

now with fixed spoiler tags

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Maybe if we do some different things for a bit I'd consider letting it get that far.

when your dream is to find a man who wants to sculpt and mold you into their perfect partner

>when your dream is to find a man who wants to sculpt and mold you into their perfect partner
Are you cute?

I'm okay. I'm small, so I have that going for me. I have stupid man eyes though.

so are you just a femboy or a trap?

I definitely wouldn't consider myself trans in any way. I like some girls clothespanties are definitely softer and more comfortable than mens' underwear, but I haven't truly explored cross dressing. Theoretically I would do whatever my partner wanted from me.

>It's just a pitched tent, dude

>tfw you find out your femboy roommate has a gigacock

If you're completely straight, you shouldn't be getting an erection with a man to be able to fuck his ass in the first place.

>mfw you find out your twink roommate has a tiny dick and you proceed to bully him about it until he cries

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Damnit I wish I had your roommate. I'd bully all day.

>ywn suck off your roommate
why even live? how do you fucks always just fall into stuff like this

hey faggot this shit goes on /lgbt/

DUDE WHAT ARE POST CHAINS LMAO
CONTEXT IS JUST A STRING OF LETTERS AND NOT A REPRESENTATION OF SOMETHING THAT MIGHT MATTER

that post chain was over and hour ago
Autism. Needed to post to clear for the obvious.

How manly are the eyes? You might still be cutu uwu

>tfw no both of these and tease one about being too big and the other about being too small

>It's just wood, companion