It's friday night, why are you on here instead of hanging out with friends?

I'm going to see Avengers with a friend tonight...and again tomorrow with a different friend...and I've already watched it off a torrent.

Are you me?
Hope you got some PB's user.

t. Skelly who squatted 100kg for the first time.

I'm at home making dinner for my wife and I and watching hockey.

Whenever I try to make friends I either accidentally offend them, or they bore me while I move on.

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I have plans with them tomorrow.

Need money/working tomorrow/going to the gym later. Many such reasons.

You guys are my frens

eh
i could go out but im not feelin it
there will be plenty of drunken debauchery tomorrow night

Because I'm tired and I just want to chill alone tonight

I am out, at a music venue waiting for a show to start.

I don’t know anyone here and don’t like the crowd and being outside isn’t going to stop me from mobileposting on Jow Forums because this city is a shithole

I have a bodybuilding competition in 7 days so my life is just plain food, gym, and sleep until then.

I most likely will the spend the night on my own though, probably play xbox, go to bed early. Have a cheat meal as well. Look forward to the next competition.

People often ask "is it hard sacrificing not going out and not having a girlfriend". At first i thought they were taking the piss, now i just chuckle and say "no pain no gain". Maybe ill meet a nice shy 7/10 mumsy fitness girl, and she can bake protein cookies, and wear summer dresses, and we can train together then fall asleep in each others arms.

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the "friends" i have are scattered throughout the country. my coworkers are all 20+ years older than me. i'm too ugly and small for women to be be immediately attracted to me. happy?

>reminder that you're here talking to faceless strangers drinking protons while CHAD is out fucking chicks and drinking with his bros

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the show is taking too long to start, there’s nothing to eat here, and I can’t leave and comeback real quick because there is no re-entry

I’m fine with the way I look, but lifting and grooming won’t fix depression and autism.

None of the women here interest me.

Girl flaked on a date. Working OT in the morning. Going out tomorrow afternoon w/ friends. Need to be saving money for gear, new engine for race bike and another motorcycle this upcoming week anyhow. Should honestly rest from hucking steel parts and working out.

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>girl from gym super into me
>invites me to drink with her
>I do fucking nothing because I'm nervous
>she starts being distant and blowing me off
>cut her off
>she keeps trying to talk to me and stares at me
>too scared to ask her out again because I'm pretty sure she'll give an excuse not to again
>constantly thinking about her, she might be seeing someone else too I don't know

I honestly want to die. I am such a fucking fool

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On my way home from an e eninnhf out with the guys. Gf waiting back home, girls wanted the D. I like this feeling, and I’m not even fit by Jow Forums standards, more of a DYEL

Closing today until midnight at my call center job. I have like 2 friends that are somehow still talking to me but they don't really like going out. I'm fairly okay with meeting new people if i'm not in a shitty mood. The thing is i cannot maintain any lasting relationships. I believe i have some sort of avoidant personality.
I'm destined to be a hermit

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Change fool to faggot and you've found your answer

Because I'm too attached to my Jow Forums coworker/friend that hanging out with anyone else doesn't seem like a good time anymore. I don't know how to kill these feelings haha

Interchangeable desu

I'm just back from hanging with friends. Wish I was hanging with her instead but I think she's bitter that I went too slow with her.

Where do I take a girl I like? Like an activity aside from dinner or movie theater. I've been thinking of taking her to fly kites but the winds been dead recent

Bowling can be good fun

>tfw playing PUBG with lads right now

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Hiking now that it's nice out
Just go for coffee/smoothies/something low-key that's not alcohol
Cook for her.

All my friends have girls and don't want to go out, have 1 friend that lost his ID and can't get into places.

I just want to dance so bad anons

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I don't HAVE friends

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Don't you have to be 18 to post here? Friday night stops being special once you start working

Hanging out with my dad

>accidentally offend them
fuck, I do this all the time. On the bright side, my actual friends are all shitlords as a result.

>mainly work with a small group of coworkers, 3 girls and another guy, been working with them over a year
>im 25 they are 29-33 or so
>they invite me to the occasional things they do (usually restaurant or something after work), but it's more like just a pleasantry rather than actually wanting me there
>yesterday at lunch they were discussing going hiking somewhere
>today they continue discussion and decide on place to go, i pretend to be not paying attention on my phone but im saying in my head "wow they are gonna plan this in front of me and not invite me i really am worthless"
>after they do they say "oh user do you want to come"
>huh?
>we are going hiking to you want to go

now that's fuckin autism folks. of course i say i do so i can do a social activity instead of sitting in my room but it really hurts

I don't have any. I have this one girl I'm talking to but she's not really responsive. Maybe I'm just boring?

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my dick no work
no point in engaging the world lol

i've thought about going out and still meeting people and holding back on the pretense of 'waiting for the one' but i don't know if its just simpler to focus on other things while on no fap

if little john never gets back to normal.....

How bad has he gotten? I've been doing noporn for the past week or so and it's going great for me. I did nofap a while ago but it made things worse if anything, buncha bro science if you ask me.

>friends
Funny joke, OP

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In my experience, you have to have the libido to make nofap work. Low libido+not fapping or having sex= dead libido really fast
My sex drive increases in response to how often I have sex/beat off. I'm sure if I tried it in high school I would've grown wings or something

I was playing vidya

have 2 finals tomrrow (yes saturday) and another Sunday. should be studying but instead participating in no fap threads

perfect life, underrated

The thing is when we are hanging out we are all on our phones. So i am with real friends and on Jow Forums at the same time. Get on my level plebs

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I only have one friend at the moment, because of this he is essentially my best friend. But he has alot more friend than i do, i know im not his bestfriend.

He really only hangs out with me because no one else is willing to talk guns with him like i do and because we both like to cook.

He is out hanging with his other friend tonight, he didnt invite because "there isnt much room in my place and i already told them to come over."

Makes me feel like shit desu. Lately the only times ive left my house recently is to go see movies by myself. Ive seen about 5 since last week. Not enough movies are coming out.

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I despise human interaction. I can't stand talking to other human beings, or having to listen to them.

I can do it at work just fine because I get paid for it, but I just can't seem to enjoy relationships.

it seems like i need to have more status for people to want to be friends with me

dude. you sound like a little bit younger me. you gotta learn to get out of your head a little bit. they're extending the invitation to you because they know you're right there hearing it all. but that's not it. you're also not engaging them or showing interest in their interests. sure, maybe they're just being polite, but at least they're trying to include you. while you're fucking off on your phone hearing this shit, how the hell are they supposed to know you might be interested when you never act interested?

trust me. i used to be like that a lot. super socially anxious. super self conscious. super missing out on friendships and opportunities i should have allowed myself to become included in. it sucks but you can't pass it off as somebody elses fault. you have to engage people.

i've been going to a psychiatrist lately, and i'm even on anti-anxiety meds. i'm not ashamed to say they've made my life one thousand times better. if you're riddled with anxiety i'd urge you to seek some help. there's no fucking shame man.

>School musical
>Decide to go and see some of my students because they were in it
>Sit next to some of my students working audio, get a giggle at them fucking up
>Pretty enjoyable over all, plenty of students waving etc
>Shows over
>instead of fraternizing with colleagues/snoozing with the principle I panic at the crowd and head for the door
>Barely say bye/congratulations to my students

Social autism is rough

did user off himself?????

>Friend invites me to her birthday party
>Declined, made up shit
>slowly cutting ties with her

She's a married woman and I've been to a few of her parties before to see if she had any hot friends, she didn't. I'll be seeing my actual friends in a few weeks when I head back home so for now I'm just chilling and dreading my upcoming finals.

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No friends plus unusually tired
I already went through one social hurdle this week I can't do two

Yeah you can.

Ty but i'm not ready

as surprising as it may be, i wouldnt say that i really have much anxiety. the reason i dont show interest in the things they are talking about like this when they plan activities is specifically because i dont want to shoehorn myself into something they plan to do together if they don't want me to be there. this is a group of coworkers who i have been working with for a year and i don't even have any of their phone numbers besides one because she is our "boss" and they have a group chat they dont even include me in, so its pretty clear i'm not their favorite person. one of the biggest "anxieties" of mine is showing desperation to force myself into social situations people dont want me in

i already dealt with that when i was in my senior year of college when i decided to actually accept invitations from my roommate to do things with them and then getting mocked that me and my roommate were joined at the hip because i always went everywhere with him.

I've got a pretty high libido and tried nofap during highschool when I was beating off daily. It was absolutely stupid and I couldn't think straight for a month

God that sounds great

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post body plz

what did you dodge?

Gotta pass these classes. I'm building a better future for my lineage now.

Because I've worked 12 hours today and I'm going to spend the weekend in hermit mode working on finals.

im catching up on darlifra with my gf rn. hang out with them tomorrow tho.

i just moved to a new city and havent started work so i know literally no-one except my housemates. I don't even have my housemates' numbers but I saw one of them was on the whiteboard so I texted him asking what they were up to, no response yet. Fuck this is boring, first time I haven't done anything on a friday in a year

sick brag

>friends started ghosting me and hanging out without me
is there a worst feeling in the world

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Becaus the qt i messaged didnt even care about me enough to leave me on read.
She literally saw my name and never opened the message
Rip me

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>ghost frens
>they send me emails thinking I'm ded or something
>don't respond because I don't open that mail anymore
>join again at the skype(TM)
>oh user, where have you been!
>feel bad for being such a cunt

Best friends I've ever had desu, know them since 2013 from an /a/ meetup.

>they invite me to the occasional things they do (usually restaurant or something after work), but it's more like just a pleasantry rather than actually wanting me there

They want to get to know you user, work on your social skills by doing things outside your comfort zone. You may like them or decide you don't either way you don't want to stay in situations like this forever right?

that girl has the body of a 12 year old boy

find new friends. im sorry dude.

They live an hour and a half away (Here for college) and I got off work an hour and a half ago.

i still attend the events they invite me to, its just disconcerting that it seems like they do it more out of a pleasantry than of wanting to hang out with me

>they want to get to know you
>im an autistic shut in who intentionally hides my personal life from people because i dont want them to see that im an autistic shut in

oops

not bragging, i literally said i had no friends

Because I hit my knee really fucking hard last weekend, and I'm still limping even though nothing is broken.

I’m still here. The show was ok despite the shit venue and neighborhood. After the show I didn’t feel like going home just yet so I went to the gayborhood area and snogged a cute trap.

I just got back from hanging out with my friend and his two other friends. I'm sad because he's moving back to his country next week but I will visit him in a year or two. His two friends are cute azn grils, but I have an amazing mestisa gf that's my life so I can't check that strange.

Was a fun night, but now I'm going to play some vidya and relax before finals with this 40. It has been a gud day. I will be a gud day tomorrow.

I hope it is a gud day for your tomorrow user.

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