The plank and dragon flags are the 2 most essential ab exercises. Agree/disagree
>picking up spic ex-gf from her work happy hour with pleb retail coworkers >gf is stupid and irresponsible so have to keep her in line to not waste time >pull up to pick her up and sternly, but not disrespectfully, say get in the car let's go >black co-worker next to her says "aye homie don't talk to her like that" >I say mind your business, let's go >he says "nah homie, you treat her bad" >say "shut the fuck up and stay out of it" >"you a bitch dawg" >get out of the car and get right in his face >he gives an "I'm amused" type face but turns beta when I get right to him and he looks down >Say "lot of talk so why don't you do something about it" >"Nothing to say now?" >"Yo homie, you know I'm part of the crips right and could whoop you" >"Yeah, big gangster working at fucking Target you fucking poser" >"A-a-achtually I'm studying business right now" >"Yeah ok I'm going to smash that pussy tonight while you jerk off" >"Now get in the fucking car" to spic ex
15 minutes later >Smash ex >Gets really rowdy and turned on from the events >Cum inside >She gets pregnant soon after >Abort the spic mongrel without a hesitation, easily the best decision of my life >Break up with her not long after
Copypasta My biggest alpha moment was when I mogged and then fucked OP
Isaac Carter
Not a chad moment, but a chad afternoon >meet qt for a date last spring >not telling her what we’re going to do >she’s all giddy, nervous, excited >pick her up, bring her to a quiet spot of town I’m pretty good at unicycling, and I like how goofy it looks when a muscular guy is fucking around on one. Bright orange. >tell her she has to try, hands all over her keeping her up >take a break and head to nearby crick >we’re all over each other >have to calm it down cause public otherwise I we would’ve smashed right then and there >bring back to my place and seal the deal It was honest to god the smoothest, and calmest I’ve ever been with a girl. Legit the most chad I’ve ever felt with a girl. I’d say she was a solid 9/10 too, dated her for a bit before I lost my cool and became beta again. I don't work out abs
Holy christ either copy pasta Chad moments is a meme or you guys sit around all day waiting to copy paste the one cool thing that ever happened in your life...
There was a girl in one of my classes that desperately wanted to start a conversation all the time and she asked me a question and then the professor started talking so I shhh'd her ass. She looked embarrassed. I kinda felt bad, but then the next day she seem even more into me.
Connor Morris
You have to be good looking to do this
Imagine an incel "h-hey want to ride my unicycle"
Matthew Brooks
Prove OP is pasta faggot
Camden Garcia
Was at a party, saw a girl I like walk past and pulled her onto my lap.
Jason Smith
Based, death to spics and niggers
Dylan Rogers
Based Peiperposter
Blake Turner
This dude was fucking one and actually dated it. Is it based????
>Unironically posting some faggot cuck like Peiper.
Adam Hernandez
Got offered to go gym with a girl Told her I don’t go to the gym with women.
John Hall
well done my lad. cheers.
Carson Barnes
this is an ancient pasta my white friend
Connor Ward
Wouldn't call it a Chad moment, but anyway >Outside a night club >drunk guy trying to pick up a girl asking her to come home with him >walk over and ask if I can join him instead >wink at him >he looks fucking disgusted and leaves >chat the girl up >take her home later that night
Jonathan Russell
lol OP here
I posted that one time 2 months ago and you autists are on here 24/7 making your perception of time is so warped everything blends together so you think 2 months ago was 2 years ago
>go home to slav home country >a lot of foreigners tag along with my sister >australians, germans, americans and a kiwi >they would love to experience the pig roast thing >no problem >they all get to my village home >nature all around >they take pictures >city scum >where is the pig, why are we this early, its 6 15 am >i don my fathers VRS uniform >start sharpening the knife >put on a bad mood face, wrinkled and sharp eyes >my uncle is dragging the pig >takes it downs >i smack it with the hammer on its head as anesthesia >slash its throat >leave it downhill with the wound >bring out the propane tank and flame thrower on it >burn its skin, hair >peel the surface skin and hair off it >hang it upside down on the rack >gut it >cut the knees and take the hooves off >impale it on a stake >light 2 fires next to each other >get the spinner >yell: get me a fucking beer im fucking thirsty >they look at me like im some sort of a God for the rest of the day >all the foreign girls want to touch my arms and giggle >men bring me drinks and follow my each command >when the pig is roasted i take its head and eat it without cutlery
Isaac Nguyen
Nice copy pasta I've seen twice in other threads
William Johnson
what did i just read
Caleb Davis
Gopnik user vs. his 9/10 qt3.14 slav sister's satellite belt
Jose Howard
A thing of beauty.
Josiah Stewart
A пoтoм ты пpocнyлcя нa пape.
Aiden Ross
you should have made the nigger raise your bastard mongoloid humanchimp hybrid offsrping
Austin Foster
>"Yeah, big gangster working at fucking Target you fucking poser" fucking lol
Parker Reed
>crick tf is this
James Myers
>tfw can’t plank
I go into manual breathing mode and can’t hold it without suffocating
>convince tinder slut to meet with me >drives an hour to my apartment >fuck within an hour of her stepping in the front door >finish with no condom >kick her out >she drives home at like 4 am on a weekday
she sent me angry text messages the next morning. i never talked to her again. she was a chubby 5/10 but i didn't even lift back then.
David Richardson
Bro this is clearly something you wish happened, but didn’t.
It’s cool. Sometimes I like to pretend I’m in Weezer.
Both are fake and gay.
Luke Miller
>uni party for first years >nobody really knows each other and people are sticking to their highschool groups >walk up to random group and get to know people >the one chick is really into me >take her back to my dorm >smash with no condom >nut in her >texts me afterwards saying that she got her boyfriend to buy plan B for her >after she takes the pill I take a pic of her bf’s number and text the guy >let him know what happened and tell him to break up with this bitch >bump into her the next day and she’s all giddy about fucking again >tell her to fuck off and never talk to me again >hang out with the guy I cucked and become bros
Felt Chad because I never got pussy that easy before. Still felt good because I did the right thing in the end
>Had been member of AFA in Sweden since 2009 >Got the task to put up these banderolls like pic related >Our group was pretty bored so we put it up and just chilled around in a café nearby >Notice some fags smoking on the bridge near the banderoll >Obvious wannabe skinheads >Skinny dyels with tats dressing in all black in summer >Go near with group and prepare for the inevitable >One of the nazikids brings up a knife and grabs the banderoll >here we go >Run at em from both sides of bridge >Kick the everliving shit out of em >One of them runs without even saying a word >Make em beg for a bit before letting them go >Cafe owner saw the whole thing, thanks us with free coffee >Turns out these nazi larpkids had been a nuisance to the shops (suprise, suprise)
Have a few other incidents like these, but none lately. The racists are mostly just walking around in dress shirts now trying to peddle their shit "peacefully".
Felt pretty alpha watching em squirm ironically this was before I even got fit
What face are you doing when you're getting facial?
a. :o b. :/ c. x(
Just use some emojis
Josiah Baker
good story, hope its true
Levi Williams
>AFA >needs to go 10:1 even against skinny teenagers
What disgusts me thr most about you faggots is that you think this makes you badass. You`re just doing what your highschool bullies did to you. And like any bully, you just piss your pants and whimper for mercy once someone defends themselves.
Owen Rogers
translation for anybody curious: we bullied skinny teenagers who probably were not even nazis
pathetic antifa, go suck more nigger dick, they laugh at you as you defend them
Juan Russell
Fucking kek, I have to try this
Alexander Morgan
Hahahahaha you posted this before with much less hyperbole. Are you like jerking off imagining yourself doing this and have to take it further everytime? We all know this didn't happen
