How do I get a body like Julian from Trailer Park Boys?

How do I get a body like Julian from Trailer Park Boys?

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Fuck off Trevor, you Praying Atlantis buggy looking fuck twat

Gotta go bear mode. Do SS+BOWAD (bottle of whiskey a day)

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FUCK OFF WITH THE GUNS

Is this peak performance?

sexy

honestly yes

Is Julian mode the true ironpill?

>eat whatever you want, the more calories the better
>do big, heavy lifts
>drink, have fun with life
>look impressive and masculine, girls prefer you to even cutfags that suffer through life

julian has my goal bod. i never realized it until now,
but he's the celebrity with my goal body who i will now refer to whenever the need arises.

10 pounds of pussy a day

Actually one of my inspirations for starting lifting
Aiming more for sheer size rather than being toned nd “aesthetic” because size is an aesthetic in itself

ALRIGHT EVERYBODY THIS IS A ROBBERY, GET ON THE GROUND!

GOD DAMN RICKY PUT THE GUN DOWN ITS ME JULIAN
*whispering* what the fuck are you doing ricky, im working here, i got this all planed out. So put your fucking gun away and go away! Ye ok take the pepperoni, just go.

>girls prefer you to even cutfags that suffer through life
lol

What is the nigger version of Julian? (I'm black) I'm also 6'4" and my goal is 250. (Lost 37 pounds already die to fasting and not being a lazy cunt)

Protip: girls can't see your abs unless you're at the beach. Once they see them in the bedroom you've already got her. And you look dyel in clothing

Actually 225, I'm drunk. That's why I'm fat
Working on it.

buba the prison yard rapist mode

lol

GOT A BIG ENOUGH JOINT THERE RICK?

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i fuckn love this show
i hate the netflix fuckover though

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Watching the full show with my gf right now. Fucking goat tv show.

Didnt even think fucking leafs could do something good

Lift rum and coke 5xfail every day

Constantly bulking, with a heavy focus on the bench press.