Was I groped?

Yes you were

my*

>be me at grocery store
>walk past girl and I say “hello”
>she looks at me and then walks away without saying anything

Was I mired? Seem like she spilled her spaghetti. Just started hitting the gym this week so the gainz are real bros!

Also, fast forward to today

>coming home from epic gym session
>just did neck extensions, ran on treadmill (backwards) and did shoulder fly chest press on decline bench with barbell
>be me at stop light
>car honks behind me
>look in rear view mirror and see qt 3.14 girl
>clearly mirin’
>look up light is green but said fuck it imma be an alpha and go anyway
>get in right lane to let girl behind me get eye to eye with me so I can get her number and later we’ll fuck
>she drives up next to me, I already have my window down
>she yells something at me like “learn to drive you fat fuck!”
>she drives away
>try to put my Prius in power mode to catch up with her because she’s clearly playing hard to get but can’t speed up in time

Feels good to get mired tho. Have to say I’m glad I’ve started pounding the iron. Also does this mean I can start eating whatever I want since I’m lifting stuff now? Just got back from McDonalds and am enjoying a big protein milkshake right now

Trying to hard to be funny/10

Thats not very nice, user

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>grill told me I look like Ryan Gosling

>another grill told me I look like Kratos
>had a coat on so she could only see my v-taper and therefore was probably talking about my face

what did they mean by this?
please respond

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>at bar solo doling
>walk up to hot milf 38ish fake tits fit etc, say "hi"
>she smiles and grabs my dick thru my pants
>her girlfriend cockblocks me and pulls her away

you look like a nigger

>at train station at 1am with mates after clubbing
>some drunk fat chick comes over and feels up my chest
>push her arm away
>then she grabs my crotch push her away again
>mates are laughing at me
>we walk off and the fat chick goes back to some dude she was with

swolestation is very real my friend

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>Anyone have any similar stories?
an old lady on the subway kept "falling" and putting her hands on my chest. I'm a man though so I don't understand why.

Women don't care about muscles anymore it's all about the chin
Congratulations you made it

>Smile at 6/10 orchestra qt
>She looks away quickly and walks faster

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op got raped

Been groped at uni parties before. One time was in Germany and it was a huge fucking event, at least 500 people packed into the university main building spread across 10 rooms. In the dance room I was talking with friends and someone grabbed my ass twice. 90% sure it was a girl because the hand was tiny as fuck.

It really didnt feel good. You have no idea who did it and it feels creepy as fuck.

>be me, on bus Friday night
>standing next to guy who is a manlet
>bus makes a turn
>I stumble and bump into this manlet
>he keeps looking at me in a weird way while his friend is laughing with him
>he keeps looking at me while he finally gets off the bus
>he gives me the creeps
>to avoid akwardness I start a conversation with another guy next to me, asking him if he is "having a nice night"
>he's very tall, and has a really nice chest
>we get off at the same stop
>exchange numbers
>going on a date with him tomorrow

Kek

...

Yeah, this happened last night

>girl passes me in a crowded bar
>grabs both of my triceps in order to make her way through
>obviously wasn't necessary and she held it for at least a couple of seconds

>approach a girl
>she grabs both of my shoulders while talking to her

Also, what the fucks should I do when a girl slaps my ass? I already know her for 12 years and I used to bike to school with her

>In a bar that has live music
>While watching the band from the bar a couple of women walk by
>One bumps into me after receiving her drink
>"Oh I'm sorry!"
>Tell her its all good (getting to drunk to care about anything anyways)
>She proceeds to apologize again and squeezes the middle of my thigh, inches away from my dick
>"th-thanks you t-too" as she walks off trying not to bleach my pants with semen

That was a pretty good night overall, bars with live bands are pretty sick.

>drunk leggy blonde slapped my ass while walking up a staircase last night

you can tho faggot

Yes. Women don't touch men unintentionally and if they do you'll find out if they like what they feel pretty quick.

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>new girl at work
>really cute and tallish, smallish butt and boobs
>workforce is 80% guys, they're super friendly to her
>I give her almost no attention, although she smiles and says good morning, user
>usually just mumble a good morning to her
>this Friday I'm leaving work, I leave one hour earlier
>pass by her
>Have a nice weekend, anonette, while smiling, never acknowledged her by name before
>she spills her spaghetti
>g-g-good weekend, a-user, while giving me the biggest smile possible and hiding half her face

Is ignoring chicks and then out of the blue giving them attention the secret?

this is fucking level 2 irony. teach me your ways, master

Pretty much. That fake "muscle confusion" shit works in relation to women. You're basically putting a target on yourself by not following the crowd of orbitors and then mixing it up by giving them attention makes them lose it.

I found this out at work because I'm fucking terrible with names and some women would find interest in the fact I would flat out admit I don't know or can't remember.

Kek

>At a bar, it's packed as shit
>Everyone that goes to places like this knows the rule is that it's your job to protect your drink, not mine
>It's cleared out a little towards the end of the night so there's really not too much danger of getting your stuff knocked out of your hands
>Standing around with a group of friends when a chick bumps me from behind
>Grabs my arm, and turns me around
>Says I made her spill her drink
>"Whoops, my bad"
>Asks what I'm gonna do about it, and says they're doin dollar fireball shots at this little side bar that's about 5 feet away
>She's not really cute. Didn't really wanna buy her a drink
>Respect the effort, and felt like doing a shot of fireball enough to buy her one anyway
>Looks at me after we take the shot like I'm supposed to start talking to her
>Say sorry about the drink, wish her a good night, and go back to my friends

Good shit

>I found this out at work because I'm fucking terrible with names and some women would find interest in the fact I would flat out admit I don't know or can't remember.
I have also experienced this

I enjoyed your post and found it very funny user

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>sjw rape male
Why are they so hypocritical?

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slap her ass back and get sued ofcourse

A classmate of mine asked to use me to practice EXG lead placement and skin fold pinching for her practical exam. While she was doing the ECG leads she commented on how much muscle I had. I couldn’t tell if it was a compliment or it’s just because it more difficult to find the right spot for the leads. Either way, she was pretty cute, so it felt nice to hear her say that

>finally fucking scored a date after getting swole (it fukken works guise)
>she's a midget, ugly, whore, stoner with nothing going for her except fuckhuge tits, like seriously huge, and she was skinny on top it
>walking with her down a busy street on our way to the cinema
>down the same walkway come a trio of crackhead traps/transvestites//ladybois
>can they even be called traps when their balls are almost peeking out from their dirty denim shorts?
>anyway, I spot them miring me but I try to play it off and keep my cool in front of Midget McTits
>when they're walking past us, one of them, the lankiest, darkest, and veiniest of them all, nonchalantly grabs my package and goes on walking
>I keep on looking straight ahead as Bilbo Boobins laughs her ass off
>I can hear the trio of faggettes shouting shit at me in the distance
>I'm still looking straight ahead and not saying anything as I leave a trail of spaghetti behind

To this day I'm not sure what they said, I'm not sure what my date said, I'm not sure if anyone said anything, all I know is I said nothing and in trying to "play it off" like it was nothing I completely ignored the fact that I got my balls publicly fondled by some dude on a wig. In case anyone is wondering, I did bone the stoner, but only because she's a hoe.

A cutegirl once complimented my eyebrows when I was in 10th grade.

This counts right guys? Please?

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dont try and make another joke for at least 3 months, try to learn what is and isnt cringy

funny.

Why do women think it's okay to touch pecs n chest. They all say the same shit too.
"Wow user your chest is so hard!"
Hands off the merchandise skank

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this thread is filling me with so much cringe i legit feel anxious for all of u

was she attractive at least?

this.
Where's my "touch me and I'll spray you" pass

IF YOU THINK ALL GROPING IS GOOD, THINK AGAIN.

THE MAJORITY OF WOMEN ARE DISGUSTING

Well done

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crosschanners need to be exterminated
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this is how I know you're newfags

Based

Onions

I got groped everytime I went and played pool. Chicks would squeeze my cheek while walking past. Got rather annoying after a while

yeah thats the reason you didnt bag her

>get dumped by gf
>it hurts but try to keep it stoic
>a couple of days later at parents' place
>hey user how's Angela doing?
>break out in tears
>mom hugs me while I'm sobbing like a bitch
>her hand keeps going up and down feeling up my right lat
a weird type of feel brehs

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what kind of nerdy ass w*man knows who kratos is

>the hand was tiny as fuck
have you ruled out the possibility that it was peter dinklage?

I've had girls grab my stomach fat in clubs, I guess I looked fit at a glance and in a shirt

stop going to children's bithday parties pedo

mothers don't like thinking their sons have dicks and most are completely taken aback by it.

That's how sexual it is for her.

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Most overt I've ever experienced was on my birthday earlier this year

>in the club with the boys
>wearing a white shirt that was, in retrospect, a little on the tight side
>buy a bottle of champagne and neck it on the floor
>mid-swig I feel a pair of hands wrap around my waist as I get tugged backwards
>stumble into a group of 7/10s all dancing around me and laughing
>one of them asks if I'm a rugby player or something
>another grabs one of my arms
>can see my friends laughing their heads off
>offer the girls some champagne then introduce them to my friends
>end up fucking one of them that night, while my friends took their pick with the others

All in all, a good grope, 9/10.

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>go out to the docks for some fish and chips
>old lady, probably was a MILF 15 years before next to me on the line
>I get my chips on a plate but I needed to go so I ask for a box
>old lady tells me "It´s easier to carry them that way"
>look back at her and tell her yeah I don´t wanna drop me chips everywhere-
>-It´s such a nice sunny day too
>grabs my arm and tells me it sure is hon, see you later
>she then walks away
am I making it?

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>at music festival
>late night show jamming out with my friends
>3 girls walking out of the crowd between us
>one of them grabs my dick and balls through my shorts (they were pretty thin mesh shorts)
>not a hard grasp, but definitely enough to make me freeze
>before I can react she's gone

I never felt more vulnerable brehs

good shit, slay some pussy for me user

#metoo
Got groped a lot at my old job working at a gas station. Ass, arms, and dick. Didn't really know what to do or how to stop it.

she knows you save thumbnails

>all these anons ITT bragging about being molested

hmm

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If it was Peter Dinklage I’m sure he would’ve heard him talking about how great he is from miles away, dudes a fucking chode, literally and figuratively.

its not molestation if you enjoy it

I’m sure that’s the first thing people convicted of molestation tell the jury

#metoo

kek, the second greentext was pretty great user

post em