>Is bald
no
Ambitious
>bugman movies
>dr strange will
hmmm
nah man, thats in the comics, and even there death loves him and shit but she's a cosmic abstract so she doesnt like him fucking up cosmic order and shit, also you can't bone abstracts so there's that. he's pretty fucking alpha
Can someone shop Piano's head on Thanos's body?
>I'll kill you for that!
>One day, you may
Not MCU Thanos. He explains his need for balance in the flashback with Gamora
>Bald
>Over 30
>So fat he has to wear armour to hid his stomach
Nah.
Also that's not Thanos.
That's a guy called Thanos who looks vaguely like Thanos but has a completely different personality and completely different motivations.
>MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!
>despite all of this, he still gets beat up by Chad
no one is safe from Chad