Why don't you have a gf, Jow Forums?

are those girls supposed to be attractive?

Of course I know why I don't have a gf. Have an autistic list of some of the reasons.
I'm selfish, insecure, shy, introverted, unattractive, jealous, childish, lazy, forgetful, cynical, poor and cheap.
I have a warped perception of relationships after years of escapism media and bitter shitposts. I get distracted easily. I tend to overthink stuff and state to obvious or do the complete opposite and assume people already know stuff just because I do.
I don't care about normie things, don't know how to pretend I care about others, don't like pretending to be something I'm not, don't take much care about my physical appearance, don't feel proud of my my life, don't know how to dance, don't own a car, don't like loud places, don't have motivation to do anything, don't give a shit about most females I've know and purposefully avoid getting too close to females I'm attracted to because they're full of red flags. I always sperg out and spout about random trivia nobody cares about. I love talking about myself and I'm very narcissistic even If I have a low self-esteem and don't like to be the center of attention.

not really, but still at least 6 points higher than the average robot

Cant find a young virgin qt. I guess ill just have for my business to grow and buy 1 myself.

Because I don't want to commit. I prefer to have multiple fwb's instead.

I also forget to proofread before making a post.

>he fell for the virgin meme
Lel.

I'm no one's fetish therefore I'm wanted.
>That day you realized women are the true pigs in relationships, not the men.

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unwanted*
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Grew up having miserable whores for female relatives so figured all that shit isn't worth it.

>why don't you have a gf?
Because I'm ending this genetic line.

Me: Maybe a bit, want to go out with me?

Thot: Oh, fuck no. That is sick, user...

>iugh.... the ugly retarded Staceys brother is outside his room again.
>act normal.....
>*He leaves*
>Whoa, he is soooooo creepy.

BASICALLY THIS

Are you a gril? If so that's impossible.

Most men fetishize quiet, normal, unimposing, lowish intelligence women with no outstanding features.

Why did you post this thread, OP?

It's a bit embarrassing, if you don't know.

Not a gril. Women have turned me down for shit I can't control.

No, they have turned you down because you are a shitty human being.

Lol I know the reason you ain't got no GFs.

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I just don't know shit about relationships/basic interactions and treating women, now is too complex for me, its just pathetic and ridiculous.
I get discouraged.

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I'm a 27 yo KV whose never been in a relationship and been alone his entire life.
At this point I'm so far gone I can't even handle the thought of having a gf anymore.
I have zero self-worth and self-esteem.

because I'm not gay.

In honesty though, I guess I ask for too much. I'm a bit overly ambitious and expect him to be somewhat as well, thrive for improvement and fun new experiences but also spend time on the internet a couple hours a day for chatting or gaming. Most guys I know are either one or the other or hate me (Been bullied before by guys I was trying to befriend).

That and I have dislikable bahaviors and traits:
clingy, very obsessive, socially awkward, a lot of cognitive dissonance, sucks at being comforting, annoying, childish, kinda dumb