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It's really sad when you think of their "dressing up" as exercising basic hygiene and dressing in common clothes.
people are weird. What gets me the most is when people talk real compassionate because it's easy and free but in their heart they dont give a shit about you. It's psychopathic yet totally accepted in society
I feel like after that kind of action leaving dieting books and recipes on their desk is the way to go.
and then you get an email from hr the next day for being problematic.
What is a tankini? A bikini for a tank?
this makes me happy
so much anger and angst from your own fat fuck hands
all fat people who aren’t trying to better themselves should just die
pls
>Valentine/Cousin
Fake
Well she looks like someone with 5+ kids.
>Bathing suites
Sounds about right
> valentine/cousin
What the serious fuck
Because most people are too retarded realize it, or just ignore it in favor of mutual benefit.
>Go shopping with sister at Costco since she asked me to help with her nutrition
>She starts off with buying a bunch of salads and nuts, great
>She starts throwing in some cookies, warn her she does not need it
>Compromise on one bag of cookies and a bag of dried fruits
>Get some chicken thighs, ton of eggs and orange juice
>At register, pay for shit, decide to order some food court since neither of us have eaten yet and it's afternoon
>Agree to order two chicken bakes, sister butts in and orders a mocha freeze
>Sit down to eat, ask her why she bought the mocha freeze
>"It's my treat for buying all this salad I'm eating later"
>Tell her what's the point if they just cancel each other out and the mocha is 400 calories with 50g sugar
>"You've been lecturing me all day, I don't want to talk about it anymore"
Why did she invite me to help with her nutritional shopping if she didn't want my advice. Thanks for wasting my time, god damnit
Because (mental) fatties like to feel like they're making good choices without actually making them. And she's a woman so it's even worse.
Shit she says is true. I feel bad for her.
Swimwear that's like a tank top with normal bikini bottom. Thank you DOAX for this information.
The monstrosity the other guy posted is a fatkini, ie a one piece that's been split in two somewhere near the ribs so front-bottomed tubs of lard can feel like they're joining in
>is a fat fuck with no self control
>unhappy with her own choices
>blames it on others
kys if serious
I mean, she wouldn't feel that way if she lost weight and got thinner. Oh wait, losing body fat is impossible and breaks the laws of physics, she's doomed.
She looks like someone who ate 5+ kids
I can't even work out what I'm supposed to be looking at
She does not blame others, she just stated she feels like shit compared to her slimmer friend.
She's not going to be your gf, user. Stop defending mental illness.
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>the world was made for skinny people
The world was made for people
That's how you know your arguments suck, you can't even defend yourself against internet trolls
You're allowed to feel bad for sick people. Stop trying to be edgy
Is her name Drinkwater? Fucking hell
I'll explain:
>Sis gets advice from Jow Forums brother
>Proceeds to do the same shit she was doing anyways
>She tried
Literally that's how it works.
It's literally the same thing when I see high-schoolers who want to become physicians.
>Them: Hey user, my (family member) wants to study medicine!
>Me: no they don't/ no you don't.
>Them: How can you say that?!
>Me: they want to be DOCTORS, not study medicine.
>Get good grades in HS, plus volunteering, plus research if you can manage
>Get a bachelor's master's in a hard biological or chemical science, foregoing a normal social life for 4-7 years
>Take the MCAT
>All of this, for a CHANCE of getting into med school. Don't forget volunteering and research during undergrad.
>MAYBE make it to medschool earliest 22-23
>4 years of 0 social life, studies ramp up x1000
>Rack up tremendous debt, take three of the most difficult examinations in your life, do a thesis project
>Don't forget about research and volunteering
>Graduate medical school!
>Apply for the match, because you can't practice medicine in the US without a specialy
>3-7 years specialty + subspecialty with little to no sleep, or social life, being paid peanuts
>Finally become licensed specialist
>WTFisallthisdebt.jpg
>Sign 3-year contract with hospital due to not having capital, and have to pay back loans, living as a slave for a couple more years
>40 year-old doctor with a a porsche
I've discouraged so many people, user...fitness is the same way.
What is the brand of those yoga pants? I can't quite make it out
Kek
>skin tone, size, gender
One of these things is not like the other.
heh
>mire my naked body in the mirror for 3 minutes
The time it takes her to walk from the shower to the bathroom door?
Pack to continue the dump.
Will also dump a fps, it's not mine and the pics have nothing to do with the story.
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>have fat friend, we'll call K
>K is a proud 5'9", last time I knew was 380 lbs
>hadn't seen her for a while but she calls up and wants to reconnect
>been a few months
>ok, w/e we can meet up for lunch
>I get to the restuarant and get a table.
>about 20 mins after I get there, I get a text saying she just got there
>I look at the door and in she walks
>balding, foot in a cast, gained at least 50 lbs
>greet and start small talk
>turns out her new job is going well but her health isn't
>turns out she's prediabetic, her pcos is flairing and her doctor needs to up her thyroid medication
>after 12 years, it's still not the right dosage apparently
>because she can't seem to lose weight no matter how much she loses
>time to order
>I get a half sandwich with a salad and italian dressing on the side
>she gets a half sandwich with a salad, ranch of course.
>and a side of sweet potato fries.
>think, ok, that's not too bad.
>then she orders another entree: french tip + garlic fries
>"I'm gonna take it home, so I don't have to cook dinner"
>"teehee"
>throughout talking at lunch find out she broke her foot walking.
>"I stepped on it wrong"
>I've recenlty lost some weight (thanks guys) and she's taken notice
>but doesn't say anything positive about it.
>Instead she thinks she's being sly and at first it starts innocently
>"Go ahead and have some of my fries user, I can't POSSIBLY eat them all."
>"Do you want to try MY salad?"
>"C'mon user, just one fry, they're so good!"
>with every refusal she became more frustrated with me.
>also by the end of the lunch she had finished everything she had ordered.
>"oops, teehee"
pt. 2
>Now it had been a good hour and lunch was coming to an end.
>I had other errands to run before I got home.
>"Hey, let's go to coldstone's."
>No thanks K. I got to go, maybe another time.
>And then she explodes on me
>"GAWD WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?"
>uh....
>"WHY ARE YOU STARVING YOURSELF?"
>"YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT EATING ENOUGH!"
>"ARE YOU ANOREXIC?"
>"IS YOUR HUSBAND FORCING YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT?"
>uh... no, no I'm not anorexic, I just am full from lunch and don't want ice cream.
>this confused her at first.
>I was pretty hurt at the anorexic accusation because I've tried really hard to lose it the healthy way.
>Then her eyes kind of went cold and flat and she said without smiling
>"Prove it. Eat some ice cream."
>No.
>And then she got mad.
>"THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT AN ANOREXIC WOULD SAY!"
>shout "STOP SAYING THAT!"
>by now everyone is looking at us
>get so frustrated, just storm out
>later when I get home, I see on facebook that she sent me a message apologizing
>she's upset because her life is so hard right now
>and mine's so perfect
>her words
>roll my eyes into the back of my head.
>the next day get a message from a different friend.
>"Hey, so K messaged me last night and said you were anorexic."
>"Are you okay?"
>silently rage and tell her K is jealous of my weightloss so she's lying
>we laugh at her
>I message her to stop fucking lying about me
>"I care about you user and if you won't seek help for yourself I will."
cont'd
pt. 3
>Warn her if she does anything of the sort I will blacklist her from all social engagements since I'm the last one to tolerate her
>she refuses to back down unless I prove it and eat food in front of her
>tell her she's crazy and put her on ignore.
>she then puts a status up of " *curls up into bol and cries*"
>which is followd by the usual circus of "OMG what's wrong?"
>she proceeds to write a fucking essay about how I was bullying her
>and how I have anorexia
>and she's the only one who cares if I'm healthy or not
>and how my friends are hateful shallow douchebags
>basically pissing on everyone and demanding we do as she says
>...
>crickets
>aside from a few posts from her family who comfort her, no one gives a shit
>not even enough to respond
>it's like a collective sigh from the group
>and like that, we all went back to ignoring her like we had the last time we included her
>p.s. last time we included her, she would take food home after pot luck parties that she was not hosting.
>literally bring nothing except empty tupperware and leave with it filled with food others brought
>after the third time, she was no longer invited
the end so far.
con horror story
I thought yall could enjoy this
I'm glad those people's genes will die with them.
What a sick basterd
she could always settle for a gymcel. they'd be lucky to date her.
>valentine/cousin
What.
English if not my first language, is there something I'm missing, some slang?
>nuts
>great
nuts can be dangerous, user. a lot of calories in a small amount of food.
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That's not slang, you are not missing anything.
It's gross.
What I really think it means is they couldn't get a date from a real person so they went on a "date" with a member of the family who took pity on them and spent an afternoon together. It's not what's specified but I hope that's what it is, much like a dad taking his daughter to a lunch on valentine's day or a son getting his mom flowers. A cousin taking pity on his fat unlikeable cousin with depression.
At least I hope.
I think that's a false flag. Fatties don't usually use the expression "lean protein".
We live in a society
>4 and half cups of apple sauce
>19 oz of chicken
>7 cups of milk
what the fuck?
That poor horse, this makes me sad
I wanna kill myself after reading this shit
I'm just trying to get her off cookies and chips. She can't help snacking so I might as well get her on some dried fruits and nuts.
I believe it's when you get so fat your important organs get in your hanging gut
Is this the fat version of bulletproof coffee?
>she doesn't understand why
And I don't understand why this chick is fat. I just don't get it. All she has to do to dance with any guy she wants or marry an awesome husband is not be a cow. Life for women is so fucking easy, the only rule is don't be fat, but somehow so many of them still fuck it up.
is this because of fat?
what the fuck why is this here
>>"You've been lecturing me all day, I don't want to talk about it anymore"
Welcome to women.
Nuts are not that bad. They have lots of calories on paper, but there are some papers that show that these are not added as weight that easily.
:(
I thought this was some sort of catheter at first
I think it's gout, gout can be caused by obesity
you lost 380 pounds, keep it that way. Sounds like a toxic cunt who you neither want nor need in your life.
wew my cousins on my mom's side of the family are hot I wish all 3 would rape me on Valentine's day. Haven't seen them in years though so maybe they're married now or worse they've become fat feminists. They were all athletes.
Not the original person asking, I know what the health problem is, but I also can't work out where it's facing? The legs are facing down, but that's the gut in the top, and the breast flaps are facing right? Then there's that hand???? I don't understand
>28g of peanuts
>2k calories
????
12 oz, I think the 28g is the 'serving size' so 12 portions
>walking in narrow hallway
>3 womyn walking side by side incoming
>too tired to turn/give way
>unintentionally shoulder checking the nearest hambeast cause she was sonaring the furthest one and wasn't looking at where she's trotting
>hear her making some whale sounds to her herd
>raise my middle finger behind me and continue walking
I thought those were transparent rainboots holy shit
i mean
like uhh
maybe i would smash