Going hard at a rave

shes ugly desu

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"thanks for tying my shoes"

Obviously pull dick out and reciprocate smile. Any other answer is gay.

kick her right in the poon lol

wrap my thumb and forefinger gently around her chin... then grab a fistful of her hair with my other hand and hoist her to chest level. Look down into her frightened eyes while tuning out the gasps and cries of onlookers. Gargle and convulse my throat, curling myself a respectable collection of mucus. Weighing it with my tongue for a moment, I then lurch my head forward and press my gift of saliva and snot against her lips and gum, trying my best to force it past her clenched teeth.

"Dont steal my shoes you weirdo!"

lol

B A S E D

boy I really need to take a leak all of the sudden

This is a very interesting post

never stop user

this gave me half chub

Act weirded out until it bothers her so much that she has to try and convince me she's not a creep to save her social worth in the eyes of a complete stranger.

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I would viciously hit her in the face and then grab her by the hair to stop her from hitting the ground as the crowd around stands back in shock.

I then pull out my erect cock and begin violently face fucking her as she tears up and begins gagging and slightly vomitting as I my dick plunges in and out of her throat.

I do this until I cum or until the people around us pull me off of her.

That's what she deserves for tying my fucking shoe.

Based poonkicker poster

legend

do white people really enjoy raves ?

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I would bend forward, placing my hands near her armpits to pull up up, then as she rises, slide my hands towards her breasts my lips meet hers and I feel her smile pressing against mine

based realistic user.

I'm genuinely interested in what would be your ideal response from her.

>look down
>bounce ping pong ball off her forehead
>plant a foot on her shoulder to keep her down there
>rack up a new highscore of wall-bounce off that big forehead
>let her up and go to steak and shake with her
>walk out before paying and leave her with 40 dollar bill
>tell my friends she gave me an STD
>go home and play fortnite on one screen and watch massage ASMR on my other screen

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flex the ol' 'cep what else

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Are you me?

post over exaggerated story in mirin thread

>look fatima I posted it again

leave

>going hard at a rave

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no. they enjoy drugs.

she'd squirm and fight out of pure instinct, a primal shock. A mix of fear, embarrassment, anger and indignation. The old reliables. After the initial shock wore off I'd release her from my grip. She'd stumble back while desperately wiping her mouth and face, tears welled up from fright. I'm accosted in body and spirit by vigilante crowdmen, I do my best to keep calm eye contact with her. Leaning with any blows, attempting to take them across my brow if I must. This wall of public vitriol between us serves to lower her guard, she tries to make sense of the exchange. What would drive a man to such a bizarre depravity? She briefly recalls a boy pulling her braids in grade school.
Suddenly she moves back towards me, gently laying hands on my would be captors until they release me one by one. I'm bruised and dazed, and she's not afraid of me now. She lifts my head up from my chest with her thumb and forefinger, then wraps her other arm around my neck. She pulls herself above me, straddling my torso while I support her with my arms. I can feel her heart beating wildly, keeping pace with my own. The confused hooting around us dulls and fades the longer we touch. She tosses her head backwards and gargles skyward. she yanks my head back and my mouth falls open, she thrusts a slimy tongue to and fro, exploring the crevices of my mouth. We understand each other and the implicit forgiveness is more satisfying than any other sensation either one of us can barely remember. It's perfect, it's bliss. I love you.

I hate /nufit/

tell her im asian

>"TEEHEE...looks like somebodys been skipping leg day.."

I got a boner
Nice

Go to 8/fit/ then.

do raves still happen? in my city there are like 2 a year, but I feel like my city is to large for just 1 or 2 a year.

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knee in the face

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absolute madman

dance with her for a bit, get out of the rave, go fuck
with that face she's down for it

sorry i already have a boyfriend hehe~

tell her she got grandma hands

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>Massage ASMR
You are a man of taste.

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well, i already have a girlfriend so that makes two of us

based lolposter

>while you're down there, love

Heh, thanks for tying my shoe. But while you're down there there's something else you can do as well. Heh, that's right. You know what I'm talking about. You know what it's time for you. Oh yeah, you now it. It's that time. You can...SUCK MY COOOOOCK HAHHA

"While you're down there, love"

BANTER

Very original joke. You made a blowjob joke. Awesome dude!

>fall in love

This exact thing happened to me at Electric Forest last year during Golf Clap's set. Is this common? I was tripping my nuts off and barely stammered out a "thanks" before she smiled and walked away.

what's your workout program?

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Are you high ?
PS: Put me in the screencap pls

call the police on her for sexual harrasment

american "raves"

drugsxf

mirin her vascularity

one hand on shoulder, one on side of her face and "pull" her up, sliding hand on shoulder down to her hip to pull her close and begin making out with her.

Wake up because I'm having a nightmare.

tfw when the police assume it was her calling, ignore what you say, take you to jail

tfw no face

>kek

i get one or two a month in my city

And how tall did you say you were again?

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woah sweet i am too big to bend over and tie my own shoe so you really did me a favor
*pats on head

Add me into the screen grab XD

Hey bro, thanks!
Need a hand up? I go to the gym to lift chicks not fuck them.

absolutely D E V I L I S H

>unzips pants.

hahahahahahahahahha based

Kick her.

LMFAO based

>at rave
Please tell 1998 I say hello.

This didn’t deserve this many (You’s)

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

kick it

Nothing really does anymore

heres a you because i want you to be happy

Based poonposter

Thank you, that was nice. Goodnight.

Fuck me lads, I want a milk cow truck gf ;_;

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Yeah, black guys

I'd report her for harassment.

tfw no girl will ever look at me like that

Cute white girls are too good for this increasingly shit planet. Fucking need a white gf to degrade right now.

Wonder what the fuck I'm doing at a rave.

Kiss her to make sure I didn't black and turn gay or something.

Leave the rave and promise myself I'll never do something that gay again.

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grab back of head.
hard left knee to the middle of her face. done.