So fucking stupid. I don't fall for the red pill virgin bullshit, but this is real. Most girls in my experience don't go to hard on it, but some are just str8 retarded about it.
Last night this 8/10 girl I banged like a year ago (who gave me a shit test afterwards which I FAILED completely, that's a different story) hit me up out of the blue and asked me to come over. Like, desperately begging me to come fuck her more or less. I was out of town so I said.. well I'll just transcribe the convo (on snapchat so I couldn't screenshot). Keep in mind she wasn't joking about any of this.
Her: Come over Me: Out of town . Be back in a couple weeks babe Her: WOW. Babe? You're disgusting. Do not ever address me like that. Me: Sorry babe Her: Youre a fucking dick. Don't ever talk to me again. I hope you find someone else stupid enough to put up with your shit {kiss face emoji) Me: (Kiss face emoji) Her: lol dick Me: Miss you (me telling her the shit test is over) Her: Ew Me: (no response, it's over I'm not playing her game anymore) Her: Call me (kiss face)
It's crazy how different her reaction was this time, when I didn't give a fuck about her bullshit, vs the last time she did it when I tried to placate her and tell her she was a great person/ sorry for my imagined slights/ etc. Girls who don't pull this I treat with respect. I actually liked her/ wanted a relationship with her at one point, but she's now relegated to smash and dash ONLY.
>Me: Miss you (me telling her the shit test is over)
the shit test is never over
welcome to dating in 2018
women are one big shit test that does not end
Isaiah Nelson
Honestly sounds like a fun teasing conversation. Like I get that she was giving you shit, but you should be used to that way more often with guys anyways.
Why does everything have to qualify as a shit test? If you were a girl would you want to fuck someone who goes into incel mode when you give him shit like a single time? Like you literally have nothing to worry about ever if you aren’t one of the most autistic people on this board
Connor Davis
Why are you immediately apologizing to her for saying babe?
The best way to pass these obvious shit tests is to maintain your frame, and also agree and amplify.
Jayden Howard
I agree it sounds like that, most girls that's the way I would have taken it too. But I know her and I know that she was completely serious about all this. She might legitimately be bi-polar. Also she's not some 19 yo she's like 27 lol
Jonathan Allen
I wasn't apologizing, I was doubling down. >sorry BABE Which is why she flipped out
Bentley Watson
Try dating Asians who haven't eaten the white womin princess-bitch mentality
Jace Edwards
>Being sixteen unironically >being this bad at talking to girls >just following her lead in the conversation >Not immediately just going to fuck her and if not possible just ignore her >Consulting user about hamfisted theories about grills >Not just knowing what the fucks up Uhh ye no shit she doesn't fuck you anymore ya sperg
Jace Gray
>women are one big shit test that does not end Fucking this. I just recently realized that my gf pulled the biggest shit-test on me ever, which almost culminated in her breaking up with me. Well, looking back at it, she wanted to test whether I would break up with her. But I didn't, and now we're back in the regular happy life.
