I just realized I sent my woman studies professor a picture of megumi by accident. How much I'm fucked?

I just realized I sent my woman studies professor a picture of megumi by accident. How much I'm fucked?

FUCK ME AND MY LIFE

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If they were a man you might have gotten away with it based on their tastes, but in this case you are entirely fucked. RIP op.

If it's not a naked pic then what's wrong?

user... it was a hentai pic I had in my dl folder and didnt realized it till i sent the email

Say you've been hacked by evil Russian hackers. Start sending her messages like "Tell us you credit card number and win $100!".

>"whoops I thought that was a character from my favorite feminist anime, nausicaa of the valley of the wind"
sorry OP good luck

this, you gotta go all in now

post the pic

Say that a friend send it

This one... fuck is there a way to delete the mail?

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Shit, she looks underage too. You can actually go to jail dude.

oh fuck op that's it, you're finished. fucking kek.

She's literally 12 in the anime she's from right? There's no way out of this for OP.

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Professor replied, she told me that she finds the pic deeply problematic and that she will be waiting at her office to "explain" the situation

what does that means?!?!?!

Holy shit I am sweating bullets over this

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Maybe she was turned on, and wants you

>There are people who unironically save porn onto their computer
You Brainlets never learn do you? How could you not expect such an obvious mistake like this to occur?

did you reply saying that it was an accident?

eh that's alright
I thought you were talking about megumeme

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too obvious
I was with you until this reply

I didnt since I am sperging out over this when I realized i fucked up

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C'mon user, it happens. Say to her that it was an accident, why would she give a shit if you watch hentai?
Just be careful next time, but thanks for the good keks

Shit dude, I actually don't know a way you can get out of this. Since she does look underage they might search your computer for kiddy porn, so I'd say delete basically everything you wouldn't want them to see first, on your phone too. Come up with a good excuse, like it was something your friend sent you as a prank since they're shitheads (if you do this she'll probably ask who, so get one of your friends in on it to say they did- if they need proof have the guy send you it beforehand to show to them). Tell them you're not into that kind of stuff at all and it was an honest accident. Hopefully, it'll pass over.

it means deep down, she wants to be the 12 year old girl
you hurt her feelings and don't even have the decency to apologize

If it makes you feel better, i recently lost my usb drive with the entire season 2 of fate kaleid prisma illya together with some eurobeat mp3's lmao
Your story sounds worse but it might cheer you up a bit regardless, given if you aren't just shitposting

Suicide is clearly your only way to go here. I suggest self-immolation.

It's not that hard.
1) Delete all porn on your plate. This means "safe-delete", i.e. overwrite it with random data/zeros. The police might search for kiddy-porn. The image itself would be illegal where I live...
2) Say you and your friend got drunk/high, and he thought it was funny. You were against it, but you didn't really thought he would sent it. If someone asks for the friend, say you don't want him to get in trouble.
3) Apologize and say it won't happen again.

she wants the ochinchin

depends on OP's country if it's part of the commonwealth he's fucked

>Man
>In woman studies
Why

Obvious bait is obvious

original post is original

Offer to suck your profs dick. Problem solved, straight A's

U don now

Or like half of US states.

Maybe she's waiting to 'discipline' you. Go to her office right now.
just like my doujins

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Nigga, you better come back and tell us what happened

This, I must know your fate OP.

Just say it's a shared computer and it your brother's or something.

Just say it was an accident. If she really cares tell her that the porn industry is evil for taking advantage of girls and that you read hentai so that you don't have to monetarily support them. If she tells you its degrading to women tell her many authors are women themselves and that women shouldn't be shamed for their sexuality. If that doesn't work just ask her what the fuck you're supposed to jack off to?

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this
also if its a SSD you need to physically destroy it in a certain way

At least have the decency to send Yamada Elf instead. If you like that shit tier waifu you deserved this.

>eurobeat
>mp3

Just say "Woops meant to send that you my girlfriend. Sorry"

>woman studies

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throw your phone away, act as if it was stolen and someone else is using it.

What stages user?

Don't keep her waiting

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Just mostly tell the truth but ommit certain details and tell in a particular fashion. Be cool and just be like "oh sorry about that, it just sort of accidently ended up In the download folder" becuase that's what actually happened. Don't get all defensive and weird about it. Just play it like it's just porn you stumbled across and saved without thinking. Sexual things make people dumb and do dumb shit.
Do not reval you look at henati regularly, know who the character is, or are aware that it's even called hentai.

You'll just get A for having good taste
Shine on OP

why does she have mayo coming out of her butt?!?

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You are not supposed to jack off af all.

>45889662
Do you see how skinny she is? By applying mayo directly to butt it promotes greater absorption of the fats to help her maintain a healthy weight. It's like you can't even into biology.

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At least they censored the cock and vagina, maybe she won't notice

OP Here...

So I went to the professor office... I ended up telling that me and my "girlfriend" are into anime shit and she is a huge weeb and so on... I told her that is part of my gf sexuality and that we where planning her to do a cosplay of it... the professor didn't say anything, but for a warning of being more careful with the shit I send...

Mind you, I live in commiefornia so people are pretty liberal here... holy shit I got lucky at all

>inventing that I have a gf
literally suicideFuel

>woman studies
Whatever misfortune befalls you, you deserve it

OP is a faggot. How the fuck do you email a pic and not see what the fuck you're sending?

You're either newfags or enjoy rp'ing boring shit... Either way, kys.

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It's not uncommon to send a message saying you attached something but you actually didn't. It wouldn't be a far stretch to do the opposite.

Say you like erotic art like this because it empowers female sexuality

if this is real and you're not just LARPing get a tripcode so we can keep track of you
also give us fucking proof loser

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fuck off cunt, megumi is best girl

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Why the fuck are you taking women's studies?

Just stay cool about it.
It's better to be a based autist than to be an autist.

>Why the fuck are you taking women's studies?

Its an easy A and they make us take that class in commiefornia so

Unironically I used this excuse

go into the FAQ and learn how to tripfag
send proof and keep us posted so i can make an ebin screencap to get 5000 upboats

rip OP
he was a faggot

>she finds the pic deeply problematic
you've got to try harder than this, user

>woman studies
qqq

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Can you just hurry up and fucking send some screenshots of the emails or some shit for proof?

i wonder what OP is doing
if this is real its hilarious

nothing because he is a fag and this is all bullshit

just say it was your friend playing a prank.

OP don't keep work mixed with hentai, it's that simple.

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