Brother finds out I browse Jow Forums

How did he find out?

who gives a flying fuck what either your brother or his mentally deficient whore think about you?
block them both, on the internet and IRL, and move on. if they try to get the law to fuck with you for literally no reason, explain youre being targeted for literally no reason or sue for defamation.
what a pointless thread, dear christ.

Did you say you were an incel or something to the gf?

I can attest to this.
>school, around 12 yo
>edgy cunt called Eric (((bergmann)))
>annoys the fuck out of everyone
>trips me over when i go get a test from the teacher's table
>literally bash his head onto the wall on the way back
>bunch of friends i had laugh their ass off and cheer me
>didn't even get suspended because everyone knew he was an asshole, just got shat on by principal as he had to take a stand to prevent this becoming the norm
Today he sells drugs, buys grades and started doing a meme chinese martial art

What is all this in reference to? What am I missing?

this x100000

amazing that so many anons get fooled by such obvious bait

Start the beta uprising, prove her right

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>Never trust anyone ever called Eric
>eric cartman
>Eric Bischoff
>eric trump
>eric clapton
>eric from thats 70 show (worst character)
>eric andre
i think you're onto something

NICE MEME STEALER MEMER

>"bro, Jow Forums is just a big forum about all kinds of topics"
It's that simple

Eric?
I knew you would post our convo here. Porchia’s gonna be so mad.

yep
>cousin named eric
>always was a little fucking prick my entire childhood
>raised by two lunatics who deprived him of carbs since a very young age and kept him in pullups until he was like 7 so he looked and acted a solid 3 years younger than me at any given age even though we were born less than a year apart
>always threw tantrums about being treated as though he was much younger than me, couldnt figure out it was because of his immature behavior
>the type of conservative who exclusively used the stupidest fucking reasons to justify his beliefs, the type of stupid you dont necessarily disagree with but you just never want to fucking hear him open his mouth about
>havent spoken to him in many years
>thank god

Can someone explain to me what is happening on twitter about incels? Haven't been too much on the internet.

Smart on your brother's part. With all that is going on the world, it is a smart move to keep your distance from any incels as much as possible.

some guy killed a woman or something and he was a 'incel'. So ellen pao and a bunch of women are calling for the heads of all 'incels' in hiding.

There were two. An incel shot up a waffle house in TN plus the incel mowing people down in the van.

>Incel betas plan to take over the world and distribute females equally
>Chad stops them singlehandedly
>Chad gets all the pussy in the world
It was all over the news, bro

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rape ur brother to prove ur not an incel

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Chad saves the day.... Like a script

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Cartman is always right though

source on video?

Why blur contact name when you don't blur text name?

yet another fearmongering attempt from the left to alienate white men from society
>destroy the family unit in the 80’s
>flood mainstream media with delusional media aimed at kids in order to misrepresent how relationships between men and women work, peddling the “nice guys get the girl in the end” meme to all the boys tuning into nickelodeon every saturday morning
>normalize porn use
>royally fuck up the modern man and then vilify him when he acts out
pottery

Cartman is never wrong thought

Problem Child 2

Holy fuck twinsies

you're not wrong at all

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Eric is pregnant!

Sorry doesn't put the trisket crackers in my stomach now does it Carl. Hate this cunt.

>Eric
That's like trusting a guy called kevin, are you retarded?
Only commies and drug babies are named Kevin and only assholes are called eric

Jesus I haven't seen this movie in years but I remember this dumb shit like I just watched it

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Time for the Chad embrace, my nigga. Tell him about the Jews

Think he was the first piece of shit I ever hated in a movie, then Sandler got soft.

brother, they are targeting us. they want to take us down, the media wants people to despise us, but we will remain strong. godspeed

eric harris??

The thing is, no one over 18 is actually an incel. It's impossible, because anyone can go buy a hooker if they want at that point. SO incels are in fact voluntarily celibate. Fixed that for you guys, don't thank me, thank JUSTICE FRUIT PIES!

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as an eric im seriously evaluating myself. i think you're onto something.

Because the contact name probably has his surname? You fucking idiot.

loool

Your bro is a poof for letting some thottie wrangle him.

just get a girlfriend and prove them all wrong

>Never trust anyone ever called Eric, every single one of the is a piece of shi-
Wait, is Eric Candlejack's first na-

just send him a video of you fucking some girl
that's proof you aren't an incel

Satanic truth deal with it pussies

what stops you from purchasing a prostitute before 18

Time to redpill your brother. Real hard.

You're right, proving my point even further.

>implying normalfags even know about Jow Forums
>Jow Forums is synonymous of incels

The funniest part is that that Muslim didn't even post the incel stuff on his facebook—it was Jow Forums. He was never an incel, but the truth doesn't matter because the media is just reporting he was one anyway, and that's what everyone believes.

Incels aren't "tfw no sex," they're "tfw no gf." Prostitutes aren't what they want.

Mike Stoklasa

sex is not the goal, obviously you can hire a hooker. The goal and what incels want is having a girl that like you and have sex with you because she is legit attracted to you

Hahahahaha, not true that it came from Jow Forums but oh shit that shit has got to be awkward as fuck. Dumbass deserve it, you are not recognized as an incel just because, he must be a loner dyel that blames women on everything and thinks they owe him sex

>Spotted the incel

Fuck off with that pseudo sociological failed attempt , incels are a fucking disgrace and it's completely ok to tear them to pieces. Fuck them, they are less than omega males, Jow Forums material.

Fuck off I already saw this thread
>pic is how it ends

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YOU saw him on Jow Forums
why dont you both fuck off?

Post the rest so I can stop lurking in this thread.

Ill post the rest if anyone want any keks
This is to the bros GF

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His bros response

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OP then posted a shit ton of nudes he stoll of his bros laptop and was asking if he should send this text

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People told him to stop being autistic in which case he did this. someone also told him to make his bro think she was a cheater

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His bros response, OP was drunk as fuck at this point

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Someone told him to make his brother feel bad by saying "I thought we'd always be brothers" OP did this

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OP just wanted to make his bro pissed off at this point, and that's the end. OP probably got his ass fucked by his brother

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shoulda done SS faggot

pretty funny m8

This bitch is hot.
Also, why am I not surprised with all of this?

Holy fuck he IS a fucking creep. Hope his bro beat his ass and their mom disownes him and kick him out of the house, that guy is seriously rapist material

Honestly, the lil bro sounds like a fag, but the roastie gf sounds worse...
>"huuuuuuuum .... yeah no don't ever talk to me again sweetie"
I hope the other brother believed the autist brother and left the bitch, even if innocent. Bitchy, narcissistic, paranoid women are the worst.

>Dirty feet

Gross

If somehow true, sounds like he did you a favor. What a beta faggot who can't control his gf

What a legend

She never used the word sweetie, you are making shit up.

And "bitchy, narcissistic, paranoid women" are you fucking retarded? The creep posted this on Jow Forums and even they told him he was being autistic as fuck.

Dumbass confirmed he is a fucking creep and you are taking his side. Don't ever go full retard

inb4 is the guys ass

Shut up
t. Eric

>this isn't done purposefully to keep them away

After Jow Forums,seeing a "woman" posted here,i always wonder if its some trap.
Fuck.
Still hot tho.

>what is an unreliable narrator

Take a step back and question if the roastie might've had a legitimate reason to be paranoid of this guy

>steals brother's gf's nudes off his laptop
>makes them so uncomfortable that his own brother is willing to alienate him over it
>tries to con his brother into breaking up with his girlfriend after getting called on his bullshit
>SENDS HIS BRO A PIC OF HIS CUM

>No, it is the woman who is wrong!

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>cumming on black material

0/10 throw it in the laundry

What is this incel twitter rape he's talking about?

its always a trap, and now you are an official faggot, congrats bro.

Your brother is a massive faggot cunt for putting the pussy before his literal bro and having no faith in you.

Are all Erics Chads?

Don't know, but now incels are on the watch because a lot of retarded shit happened in the name of incels, some fags even say its a terrorist group

Based

Thank's brah.
Takes one to know one.

i hate incels too dude. but they didn't come from nowhere. incels don't really exist in nature. i lament the decline of the western man as much as anyone else, and i'm trying to be honest about the origins of the incel. you really think there were elliott rogers running around in the 1950's? there are very real sociological and environmental forces contributing to the soiboyization of the west, and i'm just trying to be specific about it.

what a moron lol

What data are you using other than your retarded anecdotes?