"hey user ready to hit the gym today?"
"hey user ready to hit the gym today?"
Jonathan Lopez
Caleb Rodriguez
i want to fuck both of them at the same time
Brody Sullivan
Don't date a girl shorter than around 4'11. I fucked a 4'11 girl every day, fucking best sex of my life, for like 8-9 months before I left her (she had huge alcohol issues). That's the shortest you should ever go, 4'11-5'1. I know because trying to fuck a 4'6 girl, you'd think the sex would be even better, right? The 4'11 russian I was shagging was the best sex ever, better than taller girls, she was so easy to manipulate in the bedroom, so a shorter girl should be just as cash right?
Wrong. It was awful. Too short for any form of comfortable sex, you crush her if you don't completely brace yourself throughout intercourse, and these short girls have zero flexibility unlike the 4'11 chick, who could basically put her legs behind her head like it was nothing. Awful sex, absolutely awful, never again.
Tyler Brown
Also, height doesn't always effect this too much, but I was having trouble not hitting the uterus on the shorter girl. I've only had that issue with a couple chicks, but the issue with her was the absolute worst. This made sex even more awkward because I couldn't just slam in balls deep.
Nathan Walker
Please don't do this to me.
Justin Anderson
>tfw these 2 creaturas are way richer than i am despite being severely handicaped.
Jackson Phillips
i didnt know i wanted this
Jackson Edwards
Robert Allen
Absolutely based.
Tyler Wilson
can someone with photoshop turn that bag the right way
Colton Wood
Parker Hall
Charles Evans
Just follow the yellow brick road
Eli Howard
It's not cool to have sex with kids dude. You're gonna get caught one day.
Samuel James
Imagine being that small and only being able to eat a funsize bag of doritos without getting fat
Jackson Thomas
They should take up powerlifting, they'd fucking kill the squat and bench.
Colton Evans
You from Winnipeg man?
William Lewis
Tyler Sanchez
Fuccing lol
Brody Jones
T H I C C
John Stewart
Easton Jones
>qt thicc latina------midget with a fake hand
Austin Morales
I just want to load the two of them onto the bar instead of plates.
Carson Gonzalez
Vegas
Oliver Jackson
tater thots
Jaxson Gonzalez
"Fuck off"
Carter Jones
you win
Noah Garcia
lmmmaaoooo
Noah Rivera
kek
Josiah Howard
Why are people giving (you)s to a really old meme?
Jeremiah Cox
What is their TDEE?
Ayden Parker
nigga that's hilarious
Logan Lee
lol, this thread is a win in my book
Owen Perez
I cant i have a date with my girl
Landon Long
Samuel Watson
would it count as a threesome or would the two of them add up to one normal girl?
Mason Bailey
ok
the girl on the right is dressed like Sonic the Hegehog?
Austin Cox
Bruh lmao
Dylan Powell
What is the TDEE of a midget
Julian Butler
Are their pussies normal sized or would any normal dick break 'em in half?
Logan Brown
i guess half of a normal sized human.
Or just insert a very smol height in a tdde calculator.
Julian Cruz
Heaven or Hell
Kevin Bennett
"sure, as long as you're picking me up and treating me out after the gym"
Alexander Rivera
My fetish
Jayden Allen
mate i'm fine with anything as long as i'm not ending a wizard
Sebastian Morris
Lol haha
Owen Cooper
funny, but reddit style humor.
Nathaniel Wood
Bumping this question
Easton Powell
They're most likely pussylets.
Isaac Adams
Might take more foreplay but they could probably do 6 and not much more.
Some of the midgets that do porn seem pretty accommodating though, so I dunno
Isaiah Russell
What if I am into 9 year old children? They're all shorter than 4'11 bruh