Signs a girl is interested in you at the gym

>always near you somehow
>body pointed towards you
>smiles at you if your not beta enough to even maintain eye contact for more than .1 seconds
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Touches you first
Let's you touch her and she gets closer

Nothing else matters

You catch her checking you out while she is doing lat pulldowns, you arent directly infront of her?

Girls don't exist

How do chicks get huge asses with small frames?
Is it like us? Do chicks bulk?

MMMM YESSSS

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Yeah the few chicks that actually cares about gains and lifting bulk.

she's your wife

how do girls touch you in the gym ?

carefully

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i mean realisticly

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mixed signals, you can't be really sure, she may just be a nice person

top tier fat distribution genetics

I love how this meme evolved from a shitty fanfic tier copy pasta to a well developed ridiculous series of images related by association.

There's no definite answer. Some girls get super shy and avoid you like the plague. Some girls try to tease you but they come off as dicks. Some girls get touchy and giggly. There's no one way to tell unless you ask them.

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They give out signs for initiating physical contact.

Would you go and choke yourself on an inter uterine device.

based

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Im really getting concerned with this ass sniffing stuff. After the incel rebellion we will have an exponential growth of guys sticking their nose in a woman ass while she farts. You guys are forcing the fart fetish thing to new heights. Soon on CNN.

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You should probably talk with her about anything really(mind your powerlevel, as in don't go too deep in shit you know a lot about, keep it light), see if there is a click for you when you talk, ask if she would like to go out sometimes when you feel that click(coffee, walk in the park, jogging) ask/give phone number in order to sms/chat about a date and time.
If she says no or whatever, make sure to stay friendly with her, talking to girls is great because it helps getting used to their female behaviour, making it easier to talk to other girls regardless.

If you feel anxiety, or you start the "what if or what aboutism", mock the anxious thought by flipping it over:"Am I REALLY going to let myself be stopped by [anxious thought] and miss out on a great convo? Nothing wrong with a little chat, the chiller I can stay the easier it gets."

Good luck.

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You have no fucking idea what you are talking about.

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cosmetic surgery

Great read, very helpfull.

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They grope you.

Your mom was very helpful

Need a nap big boy, getting a little cranky there huh?

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This guy gets it.

Sure, I'm pretty tired after fucking your mom

Don't forget your blanky cranky boy.
*Pats your head, tucks you in the big boy bed(sock-drawer)*
Ta-ta.

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She arches her back like crazy you virgin

>tucking in the guy who fucked your mother

She spontaneously spots you for biceps curls
If that never happened to you, you've got to be repulsively unattractive

>porn in 2020

APT fraudding is legit af for insta models. 90% of males and females cant even recognize it

>APT fraudding
what?

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Anterior Pelvic Tilt to make your ass look better. it's a posture problem for a lot of people but it helps if you want insta likes without doing work/having genetics

shitty? fanfic tier?

haven't kekd this hard in a while user, thanks for that

yes, is it the most helpful, no, but it has some good advice if someone has anxiety, but is very self motivated. and that should connect here with a lot of people, but it isnt great advice for everyone, but also, i am a 22 year, old 1 girlfriend having, loser. so what would i know.

I had a party yesterday in the beach and i hugged a girl a lot and she layed down with me when i was in the sand, but we both were kind of drunk.
Does that count too or it was just the effects of alcohol?, im a social retard btw.

>1 girlfriend having
H-how?

Alcohol takes away people’s shyness and anxiety over things. You know how they say: drunken saying are sober thoughts. Unless someone is just sloppy drunk and barely walking.

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What are the signs a thot is interested in you at the nightclub?
What does that mean if a thot was staring at me and when I stared back she changed position?
t.19 khv

liquor, self confidence,and more liquor, i had nothing to be confident about, it was all a front to block myself from being real, and thats why it ended, but it was fun, and was rewarding in weird ways.

yes, it counts, try and practice being that level f social again,and then start getting away from liquor to get that social, and then you might with enough tries, you might learn to close in on the deal, and maybe you will have social skills, and not be a social outcast. i used to be there, you need to earn that everyone else has the same social anxiety, but they have had more practice working through it, like benching 315lbs, you wont get it first try, but keep going and you will eventually get there, then maybe you will get a milk truck 10/10, it will take some real money, a good job, and a strong jaw and chiseled abs, but social currency will help you get the first 2.

either you are doing something obnoxious, out of place for the setting, attractive to her, or look interesting. next time go up to her and offer to buy her a drink, and spark up a conversation, dont be so shy, just work through any anxiety /and:or,or shyness.

>stay friendly if she says no

Dont do this. You will no doubt orbit her

What is the better option then?

Came to post this. I can't believe I spent so many years without believing touching is the only one that matters. Every time a girl has touched me and I pursued it, I've scored.

let her move on, and you should do the same.

based sniffposters

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>women wil touch you
>dont mind you touching them
>maybe even like it when youre doing something playfull
>lots of eyecontact
>lots of smiles
>will laugh at about any joke you make, even if bad
>wants to talk to you and will
>sometimes theyre nervous and will not talk to you but as soon as you talk to them, theyre all smiles and enjoying the convo
>if she asks you out, consider it a complete win, she wants you

>Lives in the same town as you (she literally moved there because of you)
>Goes to the same gym as you (she only goes there to see you)
>Wears slutty clothes (she wants you to find her half as desirable as she finds you to be)
>Shakes visibly whenever she sees you (your god tier body makes her physically nervous)
>Never responds to your conversation starters (too insecure to respond to you, worried about her verbal skills compared to your artful language)
>Walks away from you every time you go near her (she probably needs to hit the showers after you make her wet by your mere presence)
>Never ever touches you (Scared she might break herself if she touched the force that you are a human manifestation of)

They all love you if they do these.

Is this THE virgin walk?

mild kek

>A girl is near me and has her body pointed towards me
>SHE WNATS THE DICK

Jesus, I'm starting to see why people are afraid of this incel shit. I'm actually glad it's brought up in public.

Please don't listen to
Stay friendly, just don't fucking orbit. Girls talk. If you completely cut them off just cuz they don't wanna go out with you, they're just gonna mention to their friends that you're an autistic sperg lol

it's a terrible threat

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Right?
Just be on friendly(polite) terms with women that aren't interested at best, and focus the actual time and energy on women that DO wan't to go out.

might fine braphogge you got there

kys faggots

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>implying I go to the gym for women

Dude I'm not saying to be a dick and ignore her but dont go out of your way to talk to her either. Your relationship should be like it was before when you said hello and have small talk for a couple minutes. But you are going to develop feelings again because you like her and she doesnt like you. Oh and this girl doesnt know enough women to fuck your chances up. They don't all talk to each other about some random dude that she didnt even like ignoring her. I doubt she would even care

non-sniffer detected

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true but a girl wont touch you in the gym

>not beta enough

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Some people REALLY disown anything they do drunk.
Really jarring the first time I ran into that.

9 times out of 10 you are being a creeper if you approach women in the gym.

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Is that PewDiePie?