/fraud/

/fraud/ - Darling edition

Read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions. Or don't. You ruin your endocrine system yourself.

Oral only cycles are amazing and you should stack them for better effect.

No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI even though we're very knowledgable in this field

NO SOURCE TALK whatsoever

Previously on masT clones general:

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reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

steroids are for manlet faggots

yes theyve increased my height changed my face started giving me facial hair its starting to change my life

Whats a good first cycle? Please dear god please help me

I generally really dislike mecha anime
is this worth watching in spite of that

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gonna post this on real early on in the thread but i think nano and crusader got the wrong impression of god, he mostly shit posts in response to people telling him hes >roiding for this, bloated, ugly, fat, etc and that outside of his responses to those trolls he seems to be a decent poster who actually lifts weights, thanks for reading my blog post yall

imo you can actually run 500mg test for only like 6 weeks and then add something in or do higher test after you figure an out an idea for ai

>reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index
familia the answer to your question has been right there all along

a 500mg/week (250mg twice a week) test e or cyp cycle is pretty standard beginner

>reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/your_first_cycle

if you truly cannot into the wiki

No its a shit anime, also a shit mecha anime. It will lower your test

500mg test and lots of food + lifting nothing else matters, keep lots of ai around and never ever come off just drop to 250mg after u start looking like pic related

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insert obligatory 'name back on' meme reply

Thanks, i roughly read the redit link. How much do you think it will cost me including pct?

estp is it accurate to say that you only put up with your current boyfriend arrangement because you still deep down hold out hope that ex boyfriend will want to have babies with you some day, asking for a friend

I feel both disappointment and relief in hearing this, in that I wanted a new anime to watch but also didn't want to watch a show with mechas

as they say, 'if you can't afford ai and pct, you can't afford to do steroids'

my supplier is on the more pricey side and sells clomid for $65 for 50x50mg pills, nolva for $15 for 10x20mg pills, toremifene 50x20mg for $75, etc

you can find it usually for much cheaper than this

nah, I don't think so. I sincerely do not think my ex boyfriend will ever talk to me again, nor do I think we'll ever meet, and if by some grace of god we did, I do not think our relationship would be romantic in nature (just being realistic there)

I don't foresee myself breaking up with my current boyfriend, either. I'm content with our relationship, I just think I never got proper closure over my exbf and had never felt 'real affection' towards someone before him, which results in some hung up shit. not to mention the ptsd and trauma bonding, blah blah blah

I would be fairly surprised to hear he as much as thinks about me, other than the occasional 'fuck that bitch' on a bad night lmao

Is blood work really needed?

Yeah. I'd recommend it. Mecha is just the setting. It's more of a drama/coming of age story. Although I'm only up to like Ep 10. Apparently some crazy shit happens in ep 14 where fans sent the creator death threats.

Zero Two is a good girl. Good animation, art style is pretty cool, some odd choices for music but it's refreshing, I have a thing for Hayami Soari. Only criticism I have so far is as interesting as they try to make the backstory, it's just not interesting at all.

It reminds me of Mirai Nikki quite a bit
>Pink haired girl who's a sociopath
>Obsessed over one guy who she thinks will save her
>Beta bitch boy with no confidence who just gets dominated constantly

At least Hiro sometimes listens to Zero Two unlike in Mirai Nikki where Yuki almost never fucking listens to Yuno despite her being right constantly.

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Trip on god

Also I like some of the cinematic style they put into scenes.

I mean. I don't really care that much.

lmao sorry just re-read that and realized you meant for everything and not just pct; test can run from around $30-$90 for a 10ml bottle dosed around 250mg/ml (so you'll need 2 ml every week, which would be probably 2-3 bottles a cycle depending how long you run it for). minimum cycle is roughly 12weeks generally?

for ai my supplier has Arimidex at 50pillx1mg for $60, aromasin at 50 pills x 25mg for $95 (again, these are preeeeettty high price ranges, just trying to give you a feel for the higher prices, you can get most of these things for quite a bit cheaper at other suppliers, /way cheaper/ if you mix your own)

keep in mind I don't buy male cycles, so others can probably give you a better idea of what they spend/have spent. you can always shop around suppliers too

a lot of people do not do bloodwork, but, it is at least recommended before and after your first cycle since you have no basis to understand how your body responds to these compounds. every person is completely unique, there are some who could grow manboobs off of 250mg test a week alone. this is also why it's important to have adequate ai and pct, even if you think you might not need them

at the end of the day it's your body and your health, but do your due diligence and research outside of reading these chinese basket weaving forum posts so you can make an informed decision

I shamefully have never been able to get past the first 3 eps of mirai nikki despite how much everyone praises it. I'll give this one a test go, at least, on your recommendation

(then again, and you may hate me for this, I did not /at all/ like re:zero despite trying so hard to because the waifus are cute. so we might just have some different tastes; though it does seem to be a love it or hate it anime)

ppl on cycle or switched to trt, did your food choices change at all? before i never really liked hot food and found it ruined my meals. Now I can't get enough, I order everything as spicy as i can get as restaurants & dose everything in habanero hot sauce.

god writes like he has a blue collar job. which i think he does, in fact, have.

Fuck, I had the gayest cheat last night. CANDY. Fucking packs and packs of candy. It was fun, but I felt like a child afterward.

it's pretty normal for hormonal changes to make you have weird cravings or enjoy different foods/tastes

that's why pregnant women get them, not because they have a baby in the oven, but because it causes a large hormonal fluctuation which leads to cravings/aversions/taste changes desu

that's my broscience understanding at least

Mirai Nikki has got some good twists in it. I think the ending was a little drawn out though and Yuki is an infuriating stupid little fuck. Yuno has a cool story though.

I don't think Re:Zero was a masterpiece, hardly so. The world needs so much more fleshing out and characters need to be given more time to develop (how they fit such a small amount of development in 24 episodes is beyond me). I dislike Subaru as a protagonist probably because we know absolutely nothing about him and he's fucking boring with no known motivations, he needed his backstory fleshed out, the whale shit was anticlimactic I think, Betelgeuse was alright. The entire world just needs more fleshing out, I'll probably pick up the novels soon. But I fucking love Rem and cried during the confession scene and the scene where she gets basically mutilated and then crawls towards Subaru.

;____________;

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haven't really noticed this t bh. i do put hot sauce on everything, but i always liked hot food.

>felt like a child afterward.

So uhhh...what kind of candy?

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r-rip

kinda refreshing to see someone who likes re:zero but sees those issues with it it. I agree the MC didn't mesh with me as interesting, but I think it was the weird story pacing that really threw me off it over and over. I don't know if /a/ was trolling the shit out of everyone when it came out, trying to say it was the best anime in the entire world (or if people sincerely felt that way), but they convinced me to try to like it on at least several different occasions and I can firmly say I just couldn't get over those glaring flaws

I have my own guilty pleasures, too, though. for example, I love the shit out of shingeki no bahamut (both seasons) but can see the glaring issues that could throw someone else off it

lately I've been watching most of the 7/10 and up animes on MAL and AP, but holy fuck, how do such basic bitch animes like FMA have a full 10/10 #1 anime rating

it's like some kind of joke

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Thanks, i think ill pass on the blood work. Im all set, may allah bless you

I've never watched FMA:B actually.

I'm the user that originally probed you about your exbf, when you resurfaced here. If you were together as you say, then to think that he doesn't think about you is false. He may have found someone new, or even 'better' but you permeated through him. Things like mispronunciations of words, the smell of your perfume, even shit like waking up to pee and going back to bed and seeing you there - asleep with your hair plastered to your forehead and face. He has well and truly forgotten the smell of you, but even just a small hint of something that smells like you will bring the memories flooding back.

There's actually a cool reason for this, in lay terms: Where we process smell and memories are very close in the brain (hippocampus), so smells are very often associated with memories and vice versa.

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Cringe, im out and head to cbt. Anyone with me?

gay

chill fagets. you'll understand one day. Maybe if you frauded and your hormones were at heightened levels you would actually feel something.

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best of luck user!

I feel like my rampant dislike towards it stems from /how/ can everyone like it /so much/. I've watched it three times (over the years, always convinced I'll somehow like it 'this time') and it's so mediocre it's not even funny. I try to think the people who adore it must have grown up with it, as it's kind of babbys first anime tier, but that just doesn't account for all the diehard fans of it. there should be some kind of fucking conspiracy against it

ah, the user with a similar situation, no?

that's a bittersweet sentiment, but with how things ended between us I doubt those memories would be anything but loathesome to him. I've heard that little tidbit about smell and memory, before, though; it's definitely an interesting thought

I suppose I think, regardless, it does neither him nor me any good for me to desperately hold on to him. Though I haven't let go, I can no longer bring myself to dwell and pray and wish and hope for him, or some such, it is unrealistic

I do hope your situation is a little more hopeful, though, and if such memories give you any form of happiness, all the better

What's a tl;dr of what happened with you and your ex?

I love bathmate. Anyone using this shit?

My exgf during out first split went out a took a tester vial of the cologne that I wear majority of the time and put it on her pillows and said she dreamt about me most nights.

But yeah smells have a huge impact on your emotions and memories.

>But yeah smells have a huge impact on your emotions and memories.
Really? I smell like sweat all the time but I fuck bitches all the time. Will they miss my smell

I tried it years ago. Didn't ever know if I was doing it right. I couldn't stay hard in the little tube.

imo phermones do the most even my mother loves my letro + test smell

Probably not. It requires time and emotional bonding. If you've ever been in a long-term relationship you just begin to like how the person smells naturally to you

It's weird that I care, but he always hated when I talked about us on here, so I'm unfortunately going to refrain from that tl;dr out of respect for him

it would also likely derail this thread into another incel tier 'fuck women' discussion, /like the last four/, which I can only rightly derail us into with my existence *so many times*

>"what the fuck is bath mate?"
>google
>pic related
>IT IS NOT ANY MORE CLEAR WHAT BATH MATE IS

is it... for erections?

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Long term relationship is a meme

>belatedly read 'penis enlargement' in upper right corner

nevermind

Preaching to the very sad choir boy there user.

Bathmate is legit, it makes my dikk thicker but it lasts only a few hours

isn't it just a basic penis pump with water added?

I say this based fully off that image having done no actual reading outside of google images

Yeah but its better than just air pumps

well, if it works it works

I see no issues here

You have to sure you put water in those things or you could do yourself an injury that whilst isn’t debilitating, is unpleasant to look at and experience.

yeah I've seen some weird fucking porn that looked pretty painful after overexposure in a peepee pump desu

Advice on cardio during pct? I heard you dont need much since you'll be in a catabolic state until natural test kicks in

>cardio
I think you're in the wrong site

It's fine to do cardio but don't go overboard and do hours every day.

i love this general and i hope you all never change

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How much is too much? Just finished a cut gonna be maintaining now

I wish i have 500, i dont have moolah for a cycle

Idk there is not a hard line on what's okay and not okay..
I guess if you do cardio for like 3-4 days up to 1 hr a day should be fine but it really depends on intensity and how often you lift beside that as well.

>when your comfy big shirt is now only comfy and not big
I don't like this feel, I like my clothes loose and this is my favourite shirt. It was perfect fit in January.

Thanks user.

>Hope you all never change
Yeah, that's kinda the exact opposite of what you'd want.

I'm hoping they mean personalities.

I can't see how that's any better.
>stay emotionally stunted

You just can't see the good in people can you? I'm sure they meant it as a compliment.

no

I'm gonna wait 4 weeks after my last pin(600mg aw 16wk test e) until I start my PCT to not get acne during festival season.
Convince me I'm wrong.

You're wrong

Teenage melodrama. The plot is shit

Just take accutane

Thats unhealthy

What are you, a pussy

Yeah well lemme take cyanide because im not a pussy

Just buy a house

Seriously though I think 4 weeks wait will be fine and I won't crash
Read somewhere that 3 weeks is optimal and not 2 like everyone claims so

You'd have less acne issues running 10mg of accutane eod and dropping to a cruise than your weird no test at all for a month and then pct, that sounds like a hormone rollercoaster

He'll have less acne issues if he didnt roid

8 hour arm workout / all day session in general.

Been thinking about this for a while.

If you consider simply multiple light weight (after exhausted on heavy) workouts with short rests and like shot of wpi/hwpi and/or bcaas hourly, since you'll have continual recovery over the course of 8 hours and keep producing mgf during that time of continued workouts and preventing breakdown etc.

Anyone actually done it. I wouldn't mind trying when I get my mtren.

Yes 3 weeks is better when running 500/w
4 weeks is pushing it but likely you'll be fine even when you're not you just start PCT the moment you start feeling shut down.

I made a thing.

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>discover Jow Forums
>start jerking off to traps and twinks
>discover tren (4th week of 360mg a week)
>start jerking off to my younger quiet and shy thicc 5 or 6/10 distant cousin
I usually dislike any chubbiness, now I want to lick her face and armpits, suck on her toes, bite her thighs and calves, squeeze her neck and pound her like a whore so she can feel wanted and I can feel like a god
she is a daughter of my mothers cousin making her my distant cousin - and ok to bang, right? right?

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>discover tren (4th week of 360mg a week)
post body. I'm always interested in tren cycles since 300mg of tren is like 1500mg of test, which is a fuckton.

>300mg of tren is like 1500 mg of test
>anabolic ratings translate perfectly into practice

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lmao that was pretty funny i admit

I always wondered how my sexual orientation would change on tren

every foum that discusses steroids

>normies and natty cucks keep telling me not to do steroids becasue iof bullshit that isn't true about roids
>people on steroids telling me to train for longer first because it's what they did
>people telling me i'm wrong without being able to tell me what is right
>if you don't know as much as us who have been doing this for 5+ years you aren't allowed to use steroids!
>woah you thought reading the guide was enough haha fuck off kiddo (said the 21 year old to the 28 year old) you need to read a lot more than the wiki. what do you need to read? well if you dson't know already i can't tell you haha
>500mg a week cycles are fucking retarded
>I'm just on a cruise, so 250mg of test-e, 100mg tren and 100mg pure test. I inject this whole stack every other day btw.
>600lbs is a beginner deadlift and if you can't hit that natty then you don't DESERVE to use steroids


and then there is /fraud/...

>hey, it's up to you, as long as you have a few years of training so you know you will commit to working out, then make your own, educated decision
>oh that's your question? well here is the specific answer to your specific question
>i think 250mg is a bit high for a cruise, maybe try and get some 200mg instead?

it seems to me that the anonymity allows people yo act like real people, but the named forums have a huge subculture about how being a dickhead is cool and see themselves as some kind of gatekeepers, their standards have gone up a lot over the last few years with youtubers with amazing lifts now just being accepted as normal. they have no idea how to actually train anymore becasue so many of them have been on for years and somehow convinced themselves that steroids don;t make gains easy and they just work super hard. I'm sure all of them either train at home or only with other roiders becasue their standards for naturals are just absurd.

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is an AI absolutely necessary to have on hand if i plan to do a 400mg/wk test e cycle? i have nolvadex already but i'm having trouble actually getting my hands on an AI at the moment

yes, this isn't reddit manboobs general

what's the best thing for PCT in your opinion?
Nolva?

i mean nolva will stop the gyno wont it? it just wont reduce E2 levels, at least thats my understanding

HCG at the end of the cycle up to the two days before you start Nolva
AI like Aromasin all the time to avoid estrogen bullshit. Seriously, Aromasin is worth the price.

How do i dose hcg? i have 5000iu and am just about to start my first cycle in a week, what dosages and when? Yes i have the stuff to mix it

Thanks.
i know that even as internet doctors you guys can't tell how to dose AI, but i was thinking 25mg Aromasin EOD during a 500mg test e cycle would be enough?

also, i have read nasty stuff regarding nolva's side effects

That might be pushing it on the AI, I'd definitely start lower and work up there. High estrogen is ez to deal with but if you bring it too low all you can really do is wait.

LMAO R I P

I would do 500iu a day - 10 days. That's time in between when are you waiting for ethanate to clear your system (2 weeks) before doing Nolvadex
HCG is suppressive and you don't want it when trying to get your natural test up (when on Nolvadex)
>but i was thinking 25mg Aromasin EOD during a 500mg test e cycle would be enough?
seems too much, unless you are a complete lardass with 30% BF and messed up
when on 500mg test guys usually don't do anything
even hcg is an overkill for cycle this mild. if your balls seriously shrink only then do hit hcg (for faster recovery)

>seems too much, unless you are a complete lardass with 30% BF and messed up
>when on 500mg test guys usually don't do anything
>even hcg is an overkill for cycle this mild. if your balls seriously shrink only then do hit hcg (for faster recovery)
thanks
i had mild gyno as a natty too and i accumulated fat on my chest aswell, that's why i was thinking about 25mg eod.

that may bring estrogen levels too low and fuck me up tho

2000 IU 3x a week for several weeks. 8 weeks will grow your penor by about an inch

>i had mild gyno as a natty too and i accumulated fat on my chest aswell, that's why i was thinking about 25mg eod.
aromasin is a bitch to dose because even pill cutters can't split those fucking pills
if you can try something like 12.5mcg two times a week then go up ( like 3 times a week) or stay there, adding stuff dianabol you will need to up the dosage

It should help yes but gyno isn't the only downside of high estro. Besides if it's really high nolva might not be enough to prevent gyno entirely but I'm not really sure on that. Either way I wouldn't take my chances if I were you.

Don't listen to this retard, 2000IU 3x/w is for people with serious shutdown after long-term steroid use, not as a regular PCT. Also HCG doesn't grow your dick.

That's way too much also.

If you're just doing a regular cycle, so been shut down for Maybe 10-15 weeks do 250IU twice weekly and only increase the dose to Sth like 250 eod or 500 2x/w if your balls don't respond within around 2 weeks. Run it for 4-5 weeks towards the end of the cycle, extending after your last pin of test until about 2-5 days before PCT starts.
Other than that personally I like nolva (better tolerable side effects) but in terms of effectiveness Clomid has a slight advantage.

Btw anyone on steroids at supraphysiological will have 'seriously shrunk' balls within a few weeks and this is normal. It's not an indication of wether or not you need HCG.
Also 'seriously shrunk' is a very arbitrary measure.