>hey user i made you some breakfast
what do?
Hey user i made you some breakfast
Disgusting plate of grease. Give me sushi.
should you use cutlery in these situations?
You don't see the chopsticks?
Yuck.
Nice.
just gonna use me mouth tbqh
No, you can eat sushi by hand.
This was comedy gold and went completely unnoticed.
>slam it the hardest I can with a closed fist
>laugh extremely loudly
>pop a bunch of xanax and procede to dance while she's crying her life out
user, you are sooo damaged
What are you a savage?
I'm concerned of the effect these two pictures are having on me. The top feet are revolting, while the qt chink feet are very nice and actually don't look bad to eat from
Am I becoming a footfag? This same shit happened with ponies once, a long time ago
>This same shit happened with ponies once, a long time ago
She'd kill herself just because he doesn't want her nasty foot breakfast?
Women.
>got girlfriend
>never had a thing for feet
>we both have a lot of weird fetishes but she goes "as long as you dont have a foot fetish haha"
>she puts her feet in my face cus she thinks its gross
>dick gets hard
wtf is happening to me
Footfags should kick the fucking stool
>woman teases you
>dick gets hard
You have a cuckhokdry fetish. That or you associate teasing with sex like most straight men.
she's your gf so chances are you're attracted to her. her feet are just another part of her body, so your peen got hard from physical contact with an attractive girl
rocket-science, really
considering I have sex 3 times a day and am literally always hard I assume its the second part, that and I beat up guys for even looking at my girlfriend
it's not the teasing, when we're doing rapeplay her feet bounce in the air and squirm about and it's just so hot idk why
>that and I beat up guys for even looking at my girlfriend
That's called insecurity, you definitely have a cuckoldry fetish.
i simply don't though
vomit, kick the roastie out of my house, then call the cops on it
Based
Feet fetichists should be erradicated. Fucking smelly sweaty lovers.