Jow Forums was wrong

>6'1''
>7 inch cock
>8 inch wrists
>7/10 face
>jacked by normiestandards

still no gf

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fuck everyone has a 7 inch cock on this fucking board, ironically i do too what the actual fuck is that the actual average?!

I'm the same and I would trade all that for not being fucking awkward and autismo

8.5" (bone measured) also doubting the accuracy of the supposed average

Dude why don't you train for porno or some shit? Thats what i would do

You have to be at least 6'2'' with an 8/10 face to get a gf. Well at least you tried.

im 7.5" unironically
maybe dicklets just don't post about their sizes or this board measures their dick wrong and adds extra inches unintentionally

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Is there a way to change your angry autism into alphaness or is it really all just face, frame, height? I only want to marry a woman who's under 21. Otherwise I am better off dying alone.

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tfw four inches erect :(

fuck

How would you go about doing that?

7.2 bp here mate

Also I didn't realize how big it was until I measured it recently. I could swear it wasn't that big a few years ago..

Everybody are lying.

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Tinder ruined dating for us even shit tier women get model tier fucktoys

you know that personality matters more to women...R-right?
You can be a jawless fatass dicklet manlet, but if she has a good time with you, she won't leave your side.

Because getting to a certain point on a physical level does not give you automatically a girlfriend. Or any girl for that matter, what do you think this is? Some video game that rewards you when you unlock some achievement?? Jesus this board i swear, everyday people talking and talking about their bodies, heights, dick size, endlessly and complaining woman are the ones who are vain, when you guys are doing all that to yourselves and valuing yourselves for something other than your physical attributes, effectively making yourselves have nothing more than your body, a fucking soulless walking meat sac, and then you wonder why you cant find a fucking girlfriend.

hurrr durrr muh heigh is 8ft and no gf
hurrr durr muh muscles are bigger and no gf
hurr durr muh dick is so big but these whores prefer the nerd's small dick

Dont fucking lift for female attention, do it for yourself, and dont make it the only thing you have going for you. Get a fucking hobby, do other things that actually contribute to an actual personality, and THAT will help you get your so desired GF, either directly or indirectly, sooner or later, just don't be in a rush.

TL;DR Develop a fucking personality

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But that's actually hard to do unlike lifting heavy shit and putting It back down or buying expensive clothes

The only real problem is you wont be able to impress size queens but normal girls who are worth something wont care, and youll never know if a girl is a size queen till you fuck her so just keep goin at it

/thread

The average is actually 7-8 inches. The thing is everyone THINKS 6 inches is average because people with under 7" cocks are so insecure they are constantly comparing dick sizes online and submitting their sizes to polls and shit.

Think about it, anyone with 7+ inches (most people) do not give a shit about dick size. You have this vocal minority of people comparing their dicks and OF FUCKING COURSE their dicks will come out as average because they're only comparing with other dicklets. Us 7+inchers just don't have to worry about it man, so why fucking participate? Do you get what I'm saying?

7.4 inches. Every single girl has said it’s big or the biggest they’ve seen. Don’t believe the memes

I have 8 inches also most guys round up, really most are probably 6.5

shit

To everyone who feels bad my dick is 6.5 inches at most and I've never had a problem satisfying women. Wish it was bigger mainly for the size queen's out there but not that bothered.

You have to talk to them, more than that you have to initiate and escalate. The overwhelming majority of the time, even if a chick wants to climb you like a tree and have your babies, she isn't going to do shit.

Do you talk with new girls every week? If not kys yourself.

You just fucked my whole existence

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>believing the most insecure board on the internet when it comes to dick size
the lot of you fags are so fucking mentally screwed about how you compare to other men. if you believe anything Jow Forums says about this you're an idiot.

Only go for women too young to have graduated college or too old to shit out a fucked up post-wall baby. 20-40 = no good.

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1/2/3/4 or no gf

inch wrists
u sure thats very thick

>>jacked by normiestandards
post body

i have 6.8x5.5

7.5" here and i honestly believe every 'scientist nerd' that is in charge of the data couldn't get laid so they all colluded to write 3-5" or whatever as the average so they have a chance. i also think the same people are the ones that say 'as long as it's over 3" she can't tell a difference' like I'm supposed to be around 97th percentile or so and I feel small as fuck

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Me too but I say it's 7 inches.

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Reeks of r9k ITT.

you have to talk to them

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why do i keep clicking on this

Probably because of the porn.

You are not 7/10.
Nobody is measuring right.

It turned into a dicksize thread, shocker

Anyways OP, your fancy car isnt worth shit with no engine. Learn to flirt, you are already set at easymode.

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if im really horny i can go up to 7 desu

You are probably not a 7/10. Yet.

ED detected

I’m 7 on the dot and this slut said I was normal compared to other dudes

fucking hate hitting the cervix. it’s no fun for my gf and i can’t go balls deep

Yes but what's the sauce tho

t. Dyel manlet

>45889885
If you want to attract a quality woman, you have to be a quality person yourself.
>6'1''
>7 inch cock
>8 inch wrists
>7/10 face
>jacked by normiestandards
No quality women actually care about those things, not past the first few minutes of meeting you. After that they discover there's nothing underneath and they stop taking you seriously.

guys on Jow Forums get everything down to physical characteristics and think they are the only thing that attracts women. its not a surprise that guys here think this way, then get upset when girls dont respond to it

You get it. Honestly it's a sign of their Extreme Youth. With any luck at all as they get older (mid to late 20's) they learn better.

Fatties and uglies are banging and passing on their genetics every minute. Physical traits will only help so much if you're autistic or an asshole.

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fucking stupid, get a life.

I'm 6.75" bone pressed sometimes 7" if I'm really horny so I just say 7"

You probably have all that but sub 120 iq.
Remember lads, iq is the most important atribute a man can have and females smell low intelligence from miles away.

I just want sauce on the semen demon, that's all.

She's stunningly average.

Fuck you, cunt.

25 years old, 7/10 looks, left leaning 6 inch length and 5.5 inch girth cock.

I may not be the lengthiest fucker; regardless, I hit the cervix pretty often, which is uncomfortable for bitches. Only thing I have relatively above average is my girth (average is slightly below 5 inches, apparently)

Lesbians I have fucked around with say I have what is known as "boyfriend dick".

I've been outfucking bitches' boyfriends, guys in their thirties and stupid niggers with supposedly mouth wateringly huge cocks since I was 19.

This whole tiny dick shit has to stop.

If you eat out, finger and foreplay a bitch, you are already better than most of the guys she's been with or ever will be with ever.

There is no replacement for good dick, but the best orgasms you can ever give a girl are achieved via a combination of your mouth and fingers.

You can literally turn a bitch into an ahegao-esque slut after a good 10-15 minutes of fingering and licking if you get your technique right.

Make her cum AT LEAST twice before even thinking about sticking your purple headed warrior in there.

You have to notice that your dick is NOT the main attraction. You are a one-two trick pony with your dick. You stick your dick in and you can go forward and back, forward and back and that's fucking it.

With fingers you can move freely to every fucking g spot they have and alternate between them and make them literally piss themselves.

Your dick is a tool. You can literally stick your dick in and do that for a couple of minutes and finish them off with your fingers and mouth or vice versa. Your dick IS NOT YOUR MAIN WEAPON.

Hope this helps you insecure fucks.

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imagine being this much of a dicklet

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>develop a personality
literally impossible past your formative years barring some life-changing trauma.
Virtually anyone without an attractive individuality by ~20 is going to have to approximate the behaviour of a sociable human being for the rest of their life, no exaggeration.

Delete this right now

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7.5-8x6 (fluctuates depending on how much cardio I do regularly) here, its definitely not common and its more to do with shame vs pride. If you have a >225lb benchpress youre more likely to talk about it than if you can barely hit lmao1pl8. This is even more prevalent with dick size due to the cultural stigma and sexual attractiveness attached to it.

>Lesbians I have fucked around with say I have what is known as "boyfriend dick".
it's a well known fact, that lesbians like men

Just lie about being a woman and live like a queen

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The exact same effect takes place on r/mcat. Were it not for official score distributions, you would think the average on the mcat is much higher than it actually is by just looking at the comments.
Nobody puts scores under 510 (~80th percentile) in their flair so you never see them

>You stick your dick in and you can go forward and back, forward and back and that's fucking it.

Dear god, you dont even deserve to be male.

genius

Duck you ducking dunt

explain sex god. tell us all about how amazing you are at sex

8.2 inches length 6.5 girth reporting in