ITT: You pretend you are giving your daughter "The Talk" (explaining her from where babies come from and how to be careful, etc).
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ITT: You pretend you are giving your daughter "The Talk" (explaining her from where babies come from and how to be...
Julian Allen
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Carter Moore
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Nolan Martin
I think we need to do this with some demonstrations.
Ryder Thompson
This is from that anime that guy said or at least implied was obscure, cool.
Hudson Evans
When boys and girls get older (puberty age), they start to develop intimate feelings for each other. And when things become too intimate, they want to experiment with what they have in their area that shouldn't be seen. This urge will carry people on into their adulthood.
Without proper precautions, the woman can become pregnant. So, when the day comes, when you want to become intimate and experiment with a boy, talk it over with him and use the appropriate measures to protect yourself from an unwanted pregnancy. Just like a bicycle helmet.
>inb4 weirdo
Julian Brooks
weirdo >:(
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Wyatt Richardson
wow what a weirdo
Gabriel Moore
This is too vague. Why don't you just explain it clearly? My parents were very clear with explaining the rote, dry mechanics of sex.
A male puts his penis into a female's vagina until he ejaculates. That ejaculate contains sperm, which holds half of a future baby's DNA. If the sperm meets an egg in the female's uterus, it will fertilize the egg, and she will become pregnant.
Nathan Richardson
Nobody really said how old she would be, so I just winged it...
Connor Watson
What kind of fucked up fetish is this, OP?
Logan White
oh lol, i mean i guess if YOU decided to have this talk then it was at an age you deemed appropriate for her to understand it. My parents kind of ended up having to explain it to me at a very early age. I'd say 10 is a perfect time.
Michael Taylor
Fucking americans are so weird.
Nicholas Taylor
none, just read a forum about a guy who caught his daughter masturbating and wanted to give her the talk, which involved buying a vibrator for her. I wondered if robots could make it even more awkward than that shit for the girl.
Adrian Thomas
Sex feels good, have lots of it, make the guy wear a rubber, here's a bunch to start you off, only fuck guys who you actually know like from school or something, don't do anal, tell me if you mess up and need Plan B, and if you're more into girls that's cool too.
You don't know it it works? Oh, okay. The guy puts his dick in your cunt, thrusts in and out, probably blows his load in you, and then wants a snack/nap/video games. So, better get used to masturbating after, unless you meet a guy who can last as long as I do, ask your mom seriously I'm that good.
Oh, and I'm sorry about your ADHD, my bad, but at least you're hot, because you take after me and not mommy, don't tell her I said that though, bro, she's sensitive about her weight...
Isaac Cooper
>a forum
You mean reddit. GTFO snoonigger
Kayden Smith
I'll just leave this here...
Lucas Wright
Better than letting them fuck like rabbits and produce degenerate spawn.
Cameron Bennett
Okay, here's more.
Juan Smith
Do you live in some fucking third world country or something
Joseph Turner
Ok honey I brought your mom here to demonstrate, ok so when a boy thats me likes a girl thats your mom the boy gets very excited and he experiences a sudden rising downwards. *unzips pants to show daughter my erect cock* This is my cock this is my penis and it is something that your mom the girl wants inside of her mouth, asshole or vagina your choice really nope not really stay a virgin till 15 you fucking slut. I know you want to sit on dicks but can you wait until you are 15 or 16 to do that you are young just be a young girl and not fuck ok? Your mom lost it when she was 12 but your mom is already a slut my slut isnt that right honey. *She agrees with me* Yes and sluts get no respect do you want respect, do you want a boy to beat you up and call you a bitch huh well do you? *my daughter whimpers* Oh you do well honey you can go now our angel needs to be with a man who will beat her. *her mom leaves* *then I casually lock the door*
Ok now that the old crone is gone you liked seeing your dad's big fat cock didnt you I can see your body language from here so Ill show you the ups and the downs and the lefts and the rights if you sit on the lap right here. Good girl now dont mention to your mother or anyone or Ill strangle you the next time I fuck you ok slut you nasty bitch you got that right *she whimpers and says yes daddy*
Luke Morris
Yeah i do, actually. Less degenerate too.