Alpha tinder openers

Friends with benefits?
ABSOLUTE DISGRACE!

kek igor is that you

Is that the actual spelling of her name or is she retarded?

Hey nigger,
Ever thought about suing your mother for giving you that dumbass fucking name?

Just the straight up venom in this made me laugh.

>tinder
LOL you may as well just admit you're a pathetic loser who can't meet women the normal ways, give up and get a fleshlight and a subscription to a porn site.

My love for you is like a truck BERSERKER

Would you like some making fuck BERSERKER

>pathetic loser who can't meet women the normal ways

what are normal ways to meet women?

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>are you a bone scientist

>he doesn't know how to meet women in 'normal ways'
That's because you're a pathetic loser, ergo you use loser 'apps' like tinder.

They're actually worse than Tinder, since most people it's getting off your tits at some bar or club, as if quality people go there.

if you're an alpha
"when are you free for coffee ?"

>oh look another loser who can't into 'normal' ways to meet people

b-but there are only normal looking girls in normal ways... i want 10/10 qt..

Me too user. I want my first time to be with a 10/10.

>t. pathetic losers who have pathetic non-realistic expectations
LOL you'll be lucky to even get a whore to let you fuck them for cash. Just get a fleshlight and give up.

srs tho
all these "alpha" lines only work if you're fit with obvious lean muscle
otherwise dont bother

Solicit her blood work and STI results. Chad does not fuck with low grade stock.

pointing that out made me laugh too, thx user

LOL this.

Listen up, you losers: You want to attract a quality girl? You have to be a QUALITY PERSON yourself. Otherwise you get the dregs, like you are. Fix your shit or give up.

no i already met a beautiful woman who wants to be my future waifu

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>t.loser who settles for less than perfection

Is she 3D?
>LOL no she's not!

At least I've had sex a few dozen times in my life, unlike some people in this thread, LOL, and none of them were bad looking at all. xD

of course not...

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I know user. I’m not saying they were bad looking, but being proud of fucking a plain Jane is pathetic.

“My place or yours?”
Your welcome

Based Clerks reference

t. ironic Nazi incel

See, here's the difference between you and I, though, that you can't deny: I've been very satisfied with my love life, had many relationships, most of them long-term, and I have no regrets about any of it. You on the other hand will live a life of frustration and disappointment, because no one will ever meet your unrealistic fantasy "standards", and as you get older your "standards" will actually get higher and higher, as you become more and more dissatisfied with women (and people in general), guaranteeing that you never get with anyone, and certainly that you'll end up a total misogynist incel loser-in-life, who goes around talking about how "all women are vapid whores and not worth my time". You'll die fat and alone and with nothing but regrets, and I'll die looking back fondly on the fulfilling relationships and encounters I've had with the beautiful women I've known and loved, surrounded by people who care about me.

Do what I do:
How many guys have you had sex with?

Gets pretty good responses honestly

I don't want to hear roastie stories

Post your body user I need a good laugh

that's a fucking man. notice how he's got his cock tucked in between his legs. i know its hard to tell with niggers but come the fuck on. you guys are stupid

>I've been very satisfied with my love life

We find more satisfaction in unrealistic fantasy, thx

Even if I had a working camera I wouldn't do that, and by the way how is it even relevant to the subject?
>LOL gymcels backed into a corner in the conversation so they resort to the "post body" meme
I accept your surrender to my logic.
I suggest you spend more time developing your PERSONALITY (since you don't seem to have one) and less time being an autist in the gym 7 days a week. Then maybe someone will love you.

ME LIFT
ME FUCK YOU NOW

In that order

That’s what I thought

No but if she's defensive about it, 9 times out of 10 it turns out she's fucked 15+ guys and then you can slut-shame her

..no, actually, you don't seem to be 'thinking' at all, and that's your main problem. Spend less time in the gym working your muscles and more time exercising that thing between your ears, maybe you'll amount to something someday.

You can be loved as much as you want in unrealistic fantasy.

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look man if you wanna LARP thats cool. but don't shit up the board even worse.
try Jow Forums or /b/

(You) can I guess. I enjoy the real thing. xD

nice shoes wana fuck?

You're just 18 aren't you? You sound like it.
>totally convinced he Knows It All

>these are the kinds of people posting and giving advice on Jow Forums
>they literally don’t even work out
God dude. WHY do you even come here?

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>few dozen times
ah you fuckin' loser, take a hike.

anything becomes real when you believe...

to comfort your empty green stomaches

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Eh, I wasn't even really trying to count them (I never did). All tolled, it's more like a few hundred times, over all relationships, one-nighters, and the few years I was married. I just didn't want to depress you guys even more than you usually are.

Listen, kid: I'm about 3 times your age. I'm not and never have been a 'bodybuilder', 'powerlifter' or trained for anything so ridiculous and time-wasting as 'aethetics'. I ride a bike 6 days a week, and road race 6 months out of the year, been doing that for 9 years now. You guys on the other hand are all like mid teens to mid 20's, and are somehow firmly convinced that mere physicality is all you need to get a "10/10 qt3.14" or whatever stupid meme you're using to refer to hot girls these days. I'm sitting here laughing at you and telling you you're *wrong*, but you're too inexperienced in life in general to see the real truth (*yet*; I still have some hope for you all). Now, IDGAF what you say here, but at least be honest with yourself and *think* about what I'm saying, look around you, see how other people are acting and living, and I don't mean other young guys like you, I mean actual *adult people* who have their lives in order, not struggling to figure their shit out like you apparently are.

Now, I gotta go, I have maintenance to do to my bike before heading out on it for the 4 hours I'm supposed to ride today, so I won't see any replies from anyone. No doubt you'll all trash-talk me in my absence. No matter. Maybe 1 of you will actually stop and consider what was said here.

(heh.. captcha is 'bicycles')

[Her name]! Is that you?

Works for me.

What is this? Racism on Jow Forums that gave me a chuckle. Hmmm

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> You guys on the other hand are all like mid teens to mid 20's, and are somehow firmly convinced that mere physicality is all you need to get a "10/10 qt3.14" or whatever stupid meme you're using to refer to hot girls these days. I'm sitting here laughing at you and telling you you're *wrong*, but you're too inexperienced in life in general to see the real truth (*yet*; I still have some hope for you all). Now, IDGAF what you say here, but at least be honest with yourself and *think* about what I'm saying, look around you, see how other people are acting and living, and I don't mean other young guys like you, I mean actual *adult people* who have their lives in order, not struggling to figure their shit out like you apparently are.

confirmed that you been never "attractive"
life is sweeter than sweetest candy when you are attractive.

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Ok at least you’re trolling and just posting copypastas then instead of sincerely trying to LARP this hard

Get an escort

Man that hurt my feelings. You've caused me to reevaluate my entire life, user. Thanks.

dubs confirm

If a man looks as good as this i will let him fuck me #nohomo

Number?

That's it.

>ywn be as comfy as this choco monkey

Do you really have to ask that with threads like this and FPH?
Jow Forums is /b/ + Jow Forums with a superiority complex and body dysphoria flavor. Come on now dipshit

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"Hi, I'm pretty needy and I will contribute nothing of value to this relationship. I have poor self-esteem and I am rude to the people who are close to me. I have poor social skills and have no goals in life."

Girls love honesty

More irony; so poignant. Can’t help you escape the fact that you have no meaningful relationships, and blame others for your lack of success and fulfillment in life. Tell me I’m wrong lmao

Is 'Hitler did nothing wrong' a go to or not?

God, you're right! Thank you for your insight. May gains and aesthetics be yours forever, Based user.

Just get your test levels up and go talk to them. Anything. Just talk to them.

Also train to make sure your eye contact is normal and you'll be fine

>hey can I kick you in the poon lol

get that chocolate boi