I eat pussy

>I eat pussy

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Eating ass is the real chad move

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Having your C-list celebrity women recruit their own oral female sex slaves that you also plow is the real chad move.

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No, impossible. Nobody is actually beta enough to do this...right?

>eating anything (besides food)

Say what you want but eating puss raises the fuck out of your test.
You won't ever need to worry about that though

My gf doesn't like that I won't go down on her. She says that maybe I'm a bit gay for not wanting to do it. What Do?

>I don't/would never eat pussy

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Grow up

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Literally just hanging out with a women whom you find attractive raises your test levels. Stop trying to justify your cuckold behavior.

>I-it tastes good! Eating pussy is alpha!

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Fuck a few guys.

How the fuck is that gay

>op is a fag
like pottery

Why did they get in legal trouble for this?

>he doesn’t get off on the control and power that comes with eating pussy


Do it right and you’ll have your gf or any girl you sleep with eating out the palm of your hand.

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daily reminder that you are what you eat

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Pheromones dictate a rise in our sex hormones producing a bare minimum 30% increase. If you think just being around women produces any sort of comparable result you're too stupid to reason with.
Also if you don't know what a word means you should stop using it

I would suck a clean dick before putting my tongue inside a tunnel where the walls bleed out every mouth and gets janky infections and shit

enjoy ur mouth cancer

The s᠌᠌᠌᠌oyboy proclaims how "fun" or "alpha" it is to eat pussy as he subserviently puts his mouth on a woman's dirty, bloody, mucus hole in order to get her off because his tiny cock can't do the job. The romans knew these kind of "men" were lower than faggots as all woman are lower than men so only the most pathetic and weak in society would willingly put themselves below women.

faggot

T. 150lb manlet virgin
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You don’t put your tongue on the inside you massive retard

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I've had sex with 5 women and I've only done oral sex on one. I'll only do it if the woman's vagina smells nice. I don't know why it's so fucking hard for women to have a good diet and hygiene routine, but 4/5 of the vaginas I've encountered have smelled like dirty fish and yeast. If I have to wash my dick afterwards, I'm definitely not putting my mouth near it.

When will you nerds stop trying with this amateur comedy. You don't sound funny. You sound like a mouth breathing incel who tries too hard.

Agreed. I like eating a girl out, but only if she's tasty.

Seriously this. I tried it once and felt like a retard. Simply put, if you eat pussy you just can't pull off being the alpha who has a big cock and doesn't eat pussy. There is nothing physically pleasurable for you, you're just a loser who says "women like it" and "it gives you control". It's submissive beta shit. I could facefuck a dude but you guys are legit fucking faggots.

stop samefagging virgin

T. Toungelet

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>i want a perfect 5'10 blonde blue eyed virgin with big perky tits, who lifts, but not to much, and is garunteed to give me sons
>i wont eat pussy
Its like youve never been in a relationship before.

hello virgin faggot.

Real men don't give a shit about what other basedboys and insecure chads think. Love is a mutual thing and although there is a point to when it becomes too one sided and you become way too beta, you gotta remember dominate your girl and please her all around while still pleasing yourself. But that's just my 2 cents.

>chicken

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>give her the gunk shot

Hahahaha im not the same guy and not a virgin. I like sucking on tits a little bit tho but generally if my dick is not involved I gotta get the fuck outta there. My dick is 8inch but even if it was small all I would still care about is my pleasure, not hers. She's a fuckdoll and lucky to be there lol. This is real shit, YOU being the guy with power and not needing to pull off bullshit moves like having money or eating pussy. She gotta slobber on that cock cuz youre the one with the pretty face and big cock and abs, I give a fuck about eating pussy

Only ITT with any life experience

wtf is this rambling, calm down retarded nerd

Post body incel

How fucking pathetic do you have to be to actually WILLINGLY eat out some bitch lmao

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That all sounds like Jewish lies.

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Eating pussy is the best

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Got any sources on your claims?

A. it's not, read some mythology and history of greece and rome
B. > he says ass he posts the rising jew's icons

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If eating pussy is beta then why do all of the big Chad pornstars do it?

> licking inside the vagina
Summer started hasn't it?

they get paid to

They seem to actually enjoy it though.