Let's Play a Tinder Game

Okay made this thread last night but decided to put it off till today instead as it was already late last night.
How the game works.
>1)First comment on this thread pics 4 Random Numbers between (1-239)
>2) I post the profiles of the 4 tinder matches.
>3) Anons comment under 1 of the 4 profile of what I say to the Lady. (Nothing that'd get me reported lol)
>4) Rolls of 2 and 0 dictate what I send. (*Which ever number rolls first.)
>5) If somehow Jow Forums lands me a date, I HAVE to go through with it no matter if I like sed female or not.

Let Begin. :D

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12, 13, 14 15

1234

not Jow Forums related

Now it is. This my body Jow Forums

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One on the right.

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her face looks photoshopped on

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>20

You can tell she has no ass and mesquito tits mate

Is this what you want me to say to her?? U rolled a 0...

"What time are you free for coffee/drinks"
skip the bs games nigga

You'd be perfect if you wasn't so tall, I'm 5'8 and if you wear heels you'd tower over me like godzilla

Sooooo fetch!

Choose 1 photo and I'll send.

You heard what I said.
>20

emily

What age is your vageen? I don't need to go to jail again

Sent. Ill screen shot when I get a reply.

Sent.

Let's go Jow Forums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Still need openers for Gretchen and Aly.
Waiting on the other two to respond.
Gonna do some cardio while I wait for your rolls.

Im gonna assume this was what you wanted me to say lol?

Still waiting on an opener for Aly..

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come over, I'm baking cookies

I just wanna take a large whiff

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"Good thing I'm attracted to pre-teens".

Let get some rolls going for Kali too.
Roll 2 or 0

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Rerolling this one

Do you juice OP?

"im a cloud main"
what time am I picking you up"

Melee or brawl? If you say brawl please kys

How about we just smash and then you take me out

Nope, I’m gonna do my first cycle this summer tho. Honestly think I have genetics to look like a Bradley Martyn but at 5’10” lol

>not wanting to be towered over by godzilla
Faggot

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She’s the one on the Right too

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>two questions marks
It was supposed to come off as alpha and nonchalant you retard, whatever chances you had of it working are now gone.

When you ask people to come up with lines for you because you have autism that means don’t fucking add to it, your autism will ruin it.

Would've been alpha if you told her you'd just exit the game before you lost

U ok user? U sound pretty upset

Would you like me to send to another random slut lol. I’m really not doing this to find a hook up, but if it happens. Meh ok.

>This thread
Pure fucking cancer

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I like these threads

whats your weight? time training?

Thanks for the motivation.

185lb...
-Work arms 3 times a week. 1 day strength, other 2 hypertrophy
-Back, Chest, shoulders 2 times a week. One strength and the other hypertrophy
-legs = once a week- both strength and hypertrophy

Me too. Don’t even care if they’re fit related or not. Keep up the good work OP.
Also OP if you need a line, I usually try “prove to me you’re not a bot; what’s something your best friend knows about you that your mom doesn’t”

how tall are you OP?
Also this

5’10”-5’11”

I’m mirin’
5’10” 160. A-at least I’ve got abs

Your matches are pretty good user. Did you put up a shirtless picture?

Let’s get one going for Amber too. Need to start getting some reply’s lol
2’s and 0’s

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ofc lol

Rolling

Introduce me to the one on the right

Are you a tin wall

LMAO, low key wanted that to be a land haha

Wow I love your anthem. Never heard this before, very original!

Post routine OP
mirin hard

roll

Don’t even care you didn’t get the roll.

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post pic?

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Dude Amber looks sppooky as fuck!

This is what I told another for my routine.

It's ok, he posts this daily. The mods just let us stroke his ego.

This is the first I've posted a thread like this. Last nights didn't count as I went to bed right away.

Do you have any pics of your gains on your tinder profile?

I have this on there as my 5th.

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Are you natty?
mirin regardless

Looking good. How are girls feeling about your body and how do they react to your profile pics?

lifts, height, weight? mirin hard

read the thread lazy

Most attractive girls still won’t message first, some hit me up with cheesy pic up lines but never actually wanna meet up. Sometimes when an ugly one slips into my matches they’ll give corny miring emoji’s-> then I unmatched.
I am natty. Will cycle for first time sometime this year.
>My first tinder pic

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How many times did you get laid off tinder? You have too many matches for this not to work.

Well I just made my tinder this January and haven't actually met up with anyone from it yet. I don't hardly message girl until today. I'm sure I could with a handful in the list, but I just flirt with girls in person at school or when I go out instead.

whats your bio?

Question to you Tinder experts. I recently got a Gold subscription and I live in a city - namely Paris - where girls tend to be super picky on Tinder, which doesn't do me any good as it's also quite a competitive environment.
Each day I get 4 to 5 likes on my profile, 0 to 2 of them being actually fuckable. When using a boost on a sunday evening I typically get 10-15 likes.
Can I game the algo by geolocalizing somewhere girls are easy to increase my metascore and be more visible where I live? I traveled to Peru and Chine in the past couple years and got dozens of matches a day so these areas seemed like good spots.

you could have linked me the post bitch

I bet you play Kirby, so of couse I'll beat you -(#1-10) Power Ranked in [state]

Any of these whores replied yet?

Bio doesn’t matter desu, if a girl thinks you look good she’ll swipe right.

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Notta, keep thread alive and I’m sure one will reply sometime tonight lol.

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