/Getting a gf/

I don't lift to get girls
In fact becuase I am ottermode girls call me a tooth pick
I lift becuase I feel this is the true me

Have a gf and no one told me about all of the problems

actually they did but you really don't listen when you're single and thirsty for love

Listen, kid: I'm about 3 times your age. I'm not and never have been a 'bodybuilder', 'powerlifter' or trained for anything so ridiculous and time-wasting as 'aethetics'. I ride a bike 6 days a week, and road race 6 months out of the year, been doing that for 9 years now. You guys on the other hand are all like mid teens to mid 20's, and are somehow firmly convinced that mere physicality is all you need to get a "10/10 qt3.14" or whatever stupid meme you're using to refer to hot girls these days. I'm sitting here laughing at you and telling you you're *wrong*, but you're too inexperienced in life in general to see the real truth (*yet*; I still have some hope for you all). Now, IDGAF what you say here, but at least be honest with yourself and *think* about what I'm saying, look around you, see how other people are acting and living, and I don't mean other young guys like you, I mean actual *adult people* who have their lives in order, not struggling to figure their shit out like you apparently are.

Now, I gotta go, I have maintenance to do to my bike before heading out on it for the 4 hours I'm supposed to ride today, so I won't see any replies from anyone. No doubt you'll all trash-talk me in my absence. No matter. Maybe 1 of you will actually stop and consider what was said here.

You didn't actually say anything in that long post, congratulations.

Especially not because it's copypasta

>tfw 28y old now
>tfw never had a hot af 18 year old gf and too old to have one now

I want some cutie who looks up to me for a few months and lets me splash in her fresh pussy until I get bored of her like I always do.

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I don't care about gf, I just want sex all the time.
I want fucking sluts at all times.
If I wanted to hang out and talk about shit, I'd talk with you faggots.

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Its harder to pick strangers in a bar than fuck your friends friends so make girl friends on work/college etc so when they throw a party its easier to get girls

Also dont be picky looks-wise, when you fall in love you get permanent beer goggles so it doesnt matter if shes only ok looking when you first meet her

I've just got no clue how to be sociable. Lived in a deeply rural area until I went to college. Does everyone just fake it?

Ask questions and have opinions on things but don't say Jow Forums tier retarded shit

What problems, user?

such a massive intellect

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Fair enough. I'm a "libtard" so most of my opinions are socially palateable.

I used to be extremely anxious and depressed when I was a teenager, so I missed out on relationships all my life.
I'm 23 now and I feel good with myself.
All I want now is to meet girls and find love, I just have no clue how to do that.

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I found my first one at 29, it's never too late, user.

bunch of virgins

I mostly agree with you but also lifting to get strong and big (bear mode big not low bf shredded) can help you become a real man as opposed to being some scrawny physically incompetent male when you’re 30. In this way you’re lifting to make a man out of yourself which will aid in attaining a well-to-do wife. By being big and bulky you can be a much better father figure too.

Also this

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I simply lift for a better life.
And I think getting Jow Forums is the first step to a better life.

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I was way more social and outgoing before lifting. I'm much more happier now. Lifting won't fix my shitty personality but at least it's hella fun.

My mistake was looking for a woman I can love and not fucking the sluts that wanted my dick years

I wasted so much pussy waiting for women I can love you know that bullshit
When I could of fucked a slut

step 1. be attractive

Not entirely

You just want that the person you're having sex with is physically attractive. And also comes with females liking males that females want their males to be strong so they can protect them and take care of them

Women with big tits dont attract douchebags, they attract anyone that likes healthy women

Did you fail the first English semester?

Fuck that. All you need is high intelligence and charisma.

Doesnt seem to work, friend

I am, girls used to come up to me and talk
But its not regularly this happens

I'm not very attractive and all I can seem to attract is sluts

Dumbbest advice ever. I can fuck your nice girl and she will come home to you later and go on living life as a 'good' girl. Nothing wrong with it either.

>broo, just go to [insert some fucking place] literally every single dude in the planet meets girls in there.
There is no point sayng this because the problem is that I don't know how to talk to girls.

>tooth pick
I get diamonds just by thinking about bullying you

user only sluts fell for gainz, "normal" girls most of the time dont give a fuck how does your body look. I met my gf when i was 3 years hitting gym(had 80kg) later I was a fat fuck with 105kg and it wasnt a big deal for her but she only pointed to lose some weight for my own good, now Im hitting gym after a big break and have 92kg and still she dosent give a fuck...and yea we are over 5 years together

Everybody is a slut. Either youre good at it or you're not but if you could fuck a different model everyday and then go back home to your loving family you would pick that life in a heartbeat. Don't give me this good people vs sluts fairytale bullshit.

Fuck it, I don't have the genetics for that.

>lifting for girls

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So you went strength/endurance at the start of the game?

I'm single and I don't fuck sluts on principle. Sure, I want to, but I have standards for myself. Don't project your nigger tier ape brain onto everyone else

I know for sure that a girl from my university is into me. She has given me all the signs at this point I'm 100% positive that she wants my D.
However, she's not up to my standards, she's a 6/10, maybe 7 on a good day, and her face is horrendous, even though her body is OK.

The question is, should I bother going after her if I know that it's not gonna be a long term thing? I don't really care about sex to be honest, but I've been lonely for too long, I just want someone to care for me. I'm considering going after her just to "have someone" but I'm not really interested in her and I know she's really into me, I feel like that's unfair. Maybe I'm being gay, idk. What do you guys think?

Don't let your loneliness drive you to hurt someone that doesn't deserve it.

But Ragnar is a thrall.

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>horrendous face
>6-7/10
I think you should kill yourself for not even being smart enough to grasp how a 1-10 point scale works

>needing to get advice from anonymous teenagers on a website known for social retards on how to get a girlfriend

imagine being this pathetic

Any girl who has a decent body is automatically a 6, regardless of her face. Any girl who is fat is also below 6, regardless of her face.

is this your first time on Jow Forums? guys here have such an insanely overinflated ego it's hilarious, especially for Jow Forums posting autists

At the ripe age of 27 the only thing I'll say is this.

If the conversation/interaction/activity doesn't naturally spark up between you two, then there is no good in forcing it.

Developing a relationship with someone should be ABSOLUTELY effortless. If you have to force them to talk to you, it's over.

>Any girl who has a decent body is automatically a 6
The utter cope from butterface lovers

You do realize that 6/10 means above average, right?

Girls suck dick and thats fucking gay man

Because getting girls is all about practice just like a workout and if someone just tells you all the answers you miss out on half the life lessons chasing chicks is supposed to teach you

gfs are gains goblins. You don't want to actually ever obtain a gf.

Is it bad that I don't even want to do this anymore either?
I feel like I've hit a wall

Left is why I love dressing up as Aladdin on Halloween also bitches love when you can pick them up and sing Disney songs

not to guys on Jow Forums, on Jow Forums 7 or 8/10 is the average needed for a girl to be worthy of being the girlfriend of a guy on here

>Does everyone just fake it
Literally everyone, don't feel awkward about it

Thanks for this

Definitely happened to me. Woulda made it by now, too...

The point I'm trying to make is that the girls that they're calling 7/10 or 8/10 are actually 6/10 or so. If a girl is a 6/10, that makes her more attractive than the majority of women. If a woman is an 8/10, she's 80th percentile of all women.

Caveman psychology still applies, so any male that is better at protecting her will be more attractive.

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>too old to have one now
wrong dude

Yeah, I bet you queer sing Disney songs.

The thing is most normal well adjusted men in my life already have a loving wife and family.
They give me advice sure, but it feels a lot more broad than I can firmly execute on.

My oldest brother is older than me by about 23 years, he was in the USMC and later became a cop. He almost married once before breaking it off, had banged plenty of chicks during his time in the core, and settled down with my sister in law a solid 6 or 7 years ago. I love my niece and nephew to bits and he's a great father, I really look up to the man.
I try to follow his example and do what he recommends for living a good life, stuff like spending time with family and doing my best to make the most of what time I have. I used to really be into vidya (and don't get me wrong I still play it) but whenever he's around he makes me spend time with him and the family. He got me into lifting and benches 2pl8 for his 8 rep set at fucking 43. The only advice he's ever given to me about women is that "you'll get rejected plenty of times. There are chicks out there that live for the thrill of putting a guy down user. Any chick that looks interested in you and leads you on isn't worth your damn time, and I know you're going to ask me how to get over rejection, but you can't. All that happens is the sting goes away"

I think I understand what you're saying here user, that to live a better life is to emulate those who have already succeeded, but I don't see exactly how to progress from here.

I'll say what I normally say, it's not that I'm unhappy, I just know that I'd be happier with someone to share my life with.

I'm soon to be a 27 virgin.
Kissed only one girl.
What would you brehs advice for me?
I'm 6'3 but a male butterface with shit self esteem and not alot of confidence.
My hobbies are also not interesting to girls.
I dont gain alot of money and i'm bad at my job ( software dev) so i cant ask for raises.

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Can I reroll?

there ain't much advice to give desu, just go out and don't be autistic if you keep trying eventually you'll get her, Jow Forums is not the answer and you autistic faggots can't seem to comprehend this

I can never figure out how to approach some one. People say just ask about what they're doing or class stuff but if it is. Not in class what do you say? I'm almost done with college and no girl has approached me or given me signs other than a drunk girl. Is time running out for me?
Is losing virginity from some tinder girl, or when you're drunk, worth it?
Also any one in graduate school? Specifically biochem/phys. Did you have time for dating?

Awesome. That's reassuring

This is delusional.
Take your lifts seriously, guys.

>Is losing virginity from some tinder girl, or when you're drunk, worth it?
yeah. sex isn't that special for males.

If that was so none of the shy introverted guys would ever get a gf

>none of the shy introverted guys would ever get a gf

welcome to real life user

The point is that the few that actually try and get over their autism might eventually achieve getting gf and ofc it didn't happen by easily and effortlessly hitting it of with a girl during random conversation

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This is how people who allow their wives to fuck other men think

I trick i used to use is pretend like you don't want sex. This will trick you into treating them like a normal person. I mean focus hard on pretending they are an asexual being. Then after a few days if all goes well return them to their original state.

what do you mean by forcing it

Once you have sex enough it gets old. Just jerk off or hire escorts.

>I can show you the world
>Shining, shimmering, splendid
>Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

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As the person who posted that let me tell you it was copypasta from another thread and not to take that retarded post seriously

Ok this is my advice for dating noobs.
Do easy sets aka girl is alone. Good places are: univercity - before class or exam you can talk about the test etc, bus/train station - you’re both bored and you ask if your bus passed or something.
Other easy sets are girls that are alone on the beach but this is seasonal.
Even girls that are walking, you follow her and at one point just say you wanted to introduce yourself because she looked cute.
EASY.
I myself struggle with 2+ girls and places where people will notice me approach (caffes). For some reaso i don’t want to be seen by others while i flirt.

yeah definitely don't want that haha

>Do easy sets aka girl is alone. Good places are: univercity - before class or exam you can talk about the test etc, bus/train station - you’re both bored and you ask if your bus passed or something.
what if you're not in school and don't take the bus?

>girls that are alone on the beach
why would any girl go all the way to the beach by herself?

>Even girls that are walking, you follow her and at one point just say you wanted to introduce yourself because she looked cute.
at what point? what if she just says, thanks and keeps walking?

>what if she just says, thanks and keeps walking?
That's the part where you start stabbing her repeatedly, obviously.
Jeez, you guys are socially retarded sometimes.

Local girls often come to read books/tan on the beach. Plus one is often alone to guard their stuff while rest is in water.

The street aproach can be denied but you just say ok no problem and NEXT.
The thing here is to walk in her direction so you got 2-3 mins so this is a quick gime your phone thing. More talk if the girl is waiting for something.

I used to have a similar "what if i fail" mentality.

I got over it by, Never attempting to hit on girls at the gym, Only hit on girls not in my classes or toward the end of the semester.

That way if i fail who the fuck cares 30k students at my uni ill never see them again.

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If the girl acts like you don't exist while you are talking to her then just leave she doesn't have any interest in you

Go to shows / cons / events, etc that are relevant to your actual interests. Not because you think there will be hot girls there, but because you actually want to see the panel, band, lecture, whatever. WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU ARE INTERESTED IN, THERE ARE TONS OF CUTE GIRLS ALSO INTERESTED IN IT. If it doesn't seem that way, you are not looking in the right places online and/or irl. You are much more likely to hit it off with someone if you both actually care and want to talk about the thing you're at. You are also much more likely to get invited to a party, introduced to her cute friends, etc if you meet over a real common interest even if she's not sexually interested in you herself.

Participate in activities that put you in group coed situations that have some structure / shared task which takes some of the pressure / awkwardness out of meeting new people and naturally gives you something to talk about. For example do a game jam, or a coed sports league. This is where lifting / general fitness can come in useful - the fitter you are the wider the range of these things that you're gonna be able to participate in. That also applies to mental fitness obvs.

Friend a lot of randoms on Facebook and observe the way that people interact in the comments to statuses. You can learn a lot about human nature and social interaction, it is like being a fly on the wall. It can also be a great way to gradually get to know someone in a public low-pressure setting as well as see what they are like around other people. This is how I met and got to know my current gf of 1.5 years who is qtaf.

what if you have nice talks to her in person and nice texts but on the majority of times you have to send her the first message

P.S. Karma's a bitch so don't be a fuckboy. Have the balls to tell her when it's over.

>lifting for girls

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Sure thing roastie