The guy that I've been crushing on for months smiled and winked at me today and I just looked away

a girl being autistic = cute
a guy being autistic = dying alone

just let him do that work. you don't even have to think because you have a vagina that his inner being is attracted to for reproduction. you could literally be mute and he would still chase after you

Madam. As you were aware, tits pic is mandatory on Jow Forums to prove your womanhood.

This isn't /b/, retard. This is a blue board.

You will get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments etc.

you might THINK you look fine....what if you don't?

post a body pic and let us be the judge of that.

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I don't care. Rules are rules, stop jerking around.

Yeah, rules are rules. No porn on blue boards, mate. And that rule only applies to /b/

Also, this board is for adults only, you underage b&

This is very rude, I expect apology from you, right now!

nope

i know dude but help me out what am i supposed to do next time?

hes literally gorgeous...

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so what? Just be more receptive next time and smile back at him, he will pick up on it quickly and probably approach you eventually, if he doesnt i doubt its worth it

This thread is very artistic.

i just feel like i missed my one shot and hes never going to do it again. i know i wouldn't if i did that to someone and they ignored me... so i cant blame him

fuck off you fucking normie

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except that i didnt mention it without a reason, it was relevant and if i didnt the first 5 posts wouldve been "you a fag" "tits or gtfo" "gay or girl?" so just skip the bullshit

Next time, just flirt back. And maybe YOU can ask HIM out, if you really want to.

how about i just suck your cock instead.

obligatory n-no homo

but if i smile at him he's going to think "shes fucking weird, last time she ignored me and now shes smiling" ... theres no winning

seems like girls are just as autistic as guys, who would have thought?

lmao go fist yourself

ur not a girl

>Falling this hard for a larp bait
>none of you are gonna make it

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Guys aren't idiots. He probably knows you like him, based on your reactions. You probably just look super shy, and shyness in girls is cute.

With guys, if we act shy, we look like fucking frog-posting, chronic maturbating, greasy, maximum dweebs.

You should consider yourself lucky.

You wanna know how you can get him?

This is from personal experience with the ONE woman I'd ever truly loved. She's a straight 10/10. Short little latina gal, with a beautiful body, long hair down to her lower back, eyelashes that didn't even seem real, and the cutest damn nose... we dated for two years, with a love straight from a fucking novel. I'm not fucking kidding.

She recently came back into town for a short while, and we resparked things.

Know how it started?

We met at a bar, and talked. And what started everything, she just looked me in the eyes... She looked, and she didn't look away... she looked for awhile... and she just smiled. And at the point, we just knew. And we kissed.

Sure, you can suck my dick. I love getting bj from faggy dyel guys like you.

This thread is what happens when you let feminism run amook.

Women are not men; what is perceived creepy by men, will not be by female.

You can do all kinds of autistic shit as female and males will just shrug it off, that is if you are not ugly, which you are because you post on this wretched place.

>tfw no girl will ever have a crush on you
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

Speaking from experience, you’re likely very much overthinking it
Just take some deep breaths and try to start up a conversation with him n xt time you meet

I am truly disturbed by the fact that there are women who read this fucking board, holy shit.

im curious, what do you expect from this guy if everything works out in your favor? Im attractive and when im at the gym girls flirt with me, but sometimes I wonder if they realize that if I showed interest in them its just because I wanted to fuck

do you only want to fuck? Would you be open to a ons with this dude? Serious questions

that sounds kinda hot lol
i wish i could hold the stare, i knew he wanted to hold it and secretly i wanted the same... holy shit. am i not in control of my own body?

youre probably right... but i wonder whens the next time im going to see him and if he will dislike me until then :(

i dont think its that much, maybe 5%

>15 seconds apart
are you retarded

I personally am not the type for ONS so i would want a date, get in a relationship and then the sex obviously....
i might suck someone off if they are nice but i doubt it. unless youre really cute. and it has to be discreet

is this thread a cope from some guy posing as a girl? Asking because I coped the same way once, had a girl that kinda nice over texts but whenever I encountered her irl she ignored me, meaning she's obviously not interested
just learn to live with it, that's what I did

This is sounding more and more like he’s either fully aware, or atleast somewhat clued in to how you feel about him and if that’s the case then you just gotta give him the licence to make the move (assuming you don’t want to do it yourself), like just try and make it more obvious that you like him or something

You wanna get in with him?

Hold the stare. Speaking as a guy from experience, it fucking kills me when a girl does this.

Hold. The. Stare.

How much does he bench?
Does he bottom?

nope its sad but im just weird lol

i feel like he is, its been going on for a while... next time I'll smile at him. although im terrified he will ignore me from now on and ill be rejected

isnt that creepy though? that basically means "lets fuck right now"

Some guys (myself included) are pretty shy themselves too and just try to be subtle about it when dropping hints.
I’m sure if you gave him the chance to start a conversation, or if you initiated it, things would go fairly well

i would do that if i could be 100% certain but what if he just thinks im cute in a little sister way or i just remind him of someone?
he probably thinks the same... 2 „shy“ people are eternal hell

There's a difference between holding a super long unbroken stare, with fire and passion in your expression, and holding a stare for a 3 extra seconds with a genuine smile, exposing your cute dimples.

... damn bros, she's got me all kinds of fucked up.

same thing happened to me bro
god damn

>isn't that creepy though?

No. Guys can be creepy. Girls can't. How do you not know this?

We're gonna make it, man. You and me. Wish I knew who you were and that you were close, I'd buy us drinks.

Only for one day, though. Can't fuck up my cut.

>i might suck someone off if they are nice

Think I'm gonna start holding the door open for girls more often

youre right i feel like i messed up already though. i wish i just smiled today

not true i know creepy girls

if youre nice AND im attracted to you lol... and i would want to go back to your place

>I might suck someone off if they are nice

don't be a whore, come on. How is your future boyfriend gonna think about you, knowing you've taken ten cocks to the face for no reason other than some guys was "nice" to you?

ecgh, I think about my ex-gf doing this, and it pisses me off. I know she has.

damn, it must feel great to be a pretty fit girl and knowing every guy on the board wants to f you (i'm no exception)

>I would want to go back to your place

Okay... I guess that's a little better...

>dying alone
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>I feel like I already messed up though.

If you act, you at least have a chance. if you think you can't because you didn't last time, you for sure won't get anywhere.

For fucks sake, be a man for just a second.

Are you really autistic or just meme autistic?

I'm financially well off, Jow Forums and have a cute face and my gf has aspergers. Her weirdness and shyness is one of the things that attracted me alot. She does look good af thou.

Ask him if he likes gladiator movies

How well do you know each other and for how long? Because that’s mainly what decides the “little sister” thing with guys

what gym?
was your manlet with you?

i have never done it but i havent had sex in a while now and im just really horny... i dont think i‘d actually do it and i 100% wouldnt do penetration
i just want a bf...

dont think so my last crush only liked sticc girls :(

i‘d prefer to cuddle and watch a movie though

youre right, i have nothing left to lose at this point. give me a plan what to do next time. smile at him?

sorry posted before seeing
i dont personally know him, just from seeing... like half a year was the first time that i noticed him but there have been periods where i didnt see him at all

kill this thot

lana del rey fan? i think im in love with you. let me eat your butthole

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Welcome to the incel club.

You're "in love" with literally millions of "not like the other girls" girls?

Walk up to him and say "hi" out loud. See what happens.

yea i like her lol
whats your favorite album?

not yet...

i should probably build a connection first...

I don't have much time to write a whole plan. Got band practice soon.

So I'll try and make the best of the time I have:

You want a plan? Don't overthink. But do something. Don't do nothing.

Well that doesn’t sound too bad, I would’nt worry about you reminding him of someone else if this is the case. Just next time you see him smile, say hello and ask him something like how the day is or something, anything. Ask for his name if you don’t know it yet. Don’t half ass it, look interested

Ask him if he's feeling fit

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>i should probably build a connection first...
Before saying hi? Literally how, by not looking at him? Why delay the inevitable? You're going to have to talk eventually to move things forward and saying hi is probably the most non committal way of showing interest.

yes bitch fuck you
born to die of course cmon mate