Watching cousin while aunt is at the dentist

>watching cousin while aunt is at the dentist
>we're playing Mario Kart then I get up to take a piss
>forget to close the bathroom door
>cousin walks by and yells that she can see my "peanuts"
>slam the door in her face
>aunt eventually comes to pick her up and cousin tells her that she saw my wiener
>I half-smile and shrug
>about 20 minutes after they leave I get a text from my aunt saying she wants to come over later and talk to me
Am I in trouble?

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why don't you just say that you accidentally left the bathroom door open

well, you didn't do nothing to him...
little bitch should've knock

That's why you should always pee sitting down with your knees together, faggot.

why DIDN'T you just say you accidentally left the bathroom door open?

>pic related = you

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that's gay
pissing in the sink is the real man's way

dubs of truth

don't make it a thing if it isn't a thing; don't overblow it

Should've just told your aunt what happened. Now she probably thinks you were playing Show and Tell with your junk.

I love seeing guys piss, I don't know why.

>I love seeing guys piss, I don't know why.
Are you a grill?

How old is your cousin? She sounds about 6. Just tell your aunt the truth.

Who here unironically pisses in the sink?
manlets need not apply

Say hello to Bubba for me

>i half-smile and shrug
The fuck were you thinking?

Just tell her what happened. It's not a big deal. Who doesn't close the door though? Hmm...maybe we should lock you up after all.

Me. Then my landlady said the drain from my room smelled 'appalling' and I had to stop. :(

I'll let you watch me piss on discord if you want.

were you and Bubba familiar?
appallingly good, she liked it. keep pissing in that sink boi

>>I half-smile and shrug
Pfffhahaha you fucking retard

Literally this, and maybe add that you were too embarrassed to say something earlier.

You have to eliminate the bodies, OP

Jm 5'9 and i can piss in the sink just fine on my tippy toes

>innocent accident
>proceeds to NOT do the 1 thing to get himself out the shitter pan
Youre stupid.