Who else /mom mires/ here?

who else /mom mires/ here?
>making lunch in the kitchen yesterday
>mom comes from behind and grabs my ass
>"your butt is getting thicker"

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>"yours too ;)"
>*slap her ass*
that's what happened next isn't it

now that you said it i wonder how would she have reacted. Wouldnt dare to try it though, not worth risking to ruin relationship

>walk into kitchen in nothing but my boxers from the night before, ready for my morning milkies
>mom walks over to me and says
>user you don't want that milk do you? It'll raise your estrogen. Come here
>mom whips out her double D tits
>suck her down to an A cup
>begs me to fuck her on the counter right there
>lmao no fuck you roastie
>still haven't hit my gallon for the day
>don'twantrippletitstobeangrywithme.wav
>hunter mode engages as I go to find my F cup sister

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>be in bulk mode
>mom sees my belly
>user why you not doing cardio
>your farther never had such a belly
fml

so you're saying you actually would do it if not for the risk? perv

Haha epic, just epic

yeah to see the reaction. dont worry im not into incest

Moved out at 17 because I'm just alpha as fuark

>hunter mode engages as I go to find my F cup sister

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kys

to see if you can get away with feeling her big butt you mean

Don't worry user I'll feel your mom's butt for you then

My mom felt my biceps once and told me I'm starting to become a big boy

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Not my mom, but my sister did a smiliar thing, a few times, then we wrestled and dad came in....

...

lol, happened to me too, but she grabbed my dick

>dad came in
you or her?

both

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>be few years ago
>still living with parents
>go out to take out the trash in just boxer briefs
>mom says "don't go out in just that you don't know who's peeping you"
>I ask "lol who'd do that?"
>"you don't know; plenty of people"
Th-thanks mom.

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if you actually looked good in boxers your mom wouldn’t have stopped you, she doesn’t want the neighbors to think they’re fat autistic son is so out of control he just goes outside naked for no reason

>walking around outside in boxers

autism