Customer service on the phone calls me "ma'am"

You can train your voice to be lower, fagboi.

I feel this feel, I made a thread about this a few weeks ago

>Hello ma'am
>Have a nice night ma'am

Also to add on to this, sometimes I get called ma'am irl as well

>In Sears
>Some guy walks up behind me
>Asks where he can find the perfume
>Sees my face
>Says "oh, sorry..."

>Walking around this cathedral on vacation touring it
>Some lady walks up behind me
>Ma'am, we're closing soon
>I said "sorry sir" when she was clearly a woman

>work a job where I have to regularly interact with customers either in person or over the phone
>answer and rattle of the usual greeting/how can I help/etc.
>voice on the other end is incredibly androgynous and could very very easily go either way
>mfw

A lot of times I'll default to ma'am because I feel like women are more likely to pitch a fit, especially if it's a tranny though I usually don't have to worry about this because of where I live plus most guys that sound like that are too effeminate to argue/complain. The very few that do, I just apologize and blame the phone being an older phone.

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Masculine looking guy with a soft voice is really hot. I like the juxtaposition between the 2.
I feel you about the age thing. I'm 26 and just got asked to today if I was over 18.

>plus most guys that sound like that are too effeminate to argue/complain

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vocaroo that shit right now nigga

I mean, it's true. A lot will just rationalize it away, or are used to it.

>most guys that sound like that are too effeminate to argue/complain.
kek fucking sissies

>taking my little sister to the concession stand at a ball game
>tell her what you want, sis
>it was a guy with long hair
Sorry

fuck, this too, but only old people
they're also just about the only ones that confuse me for a girl face-to-face
my hair grew out a couple months ago and it was a fucking pain, every day "thank you ma'am", "be careful sweetie", "sorry honey"

I know that feel, people have straight up told me I look 16 even though I'm 21. I don't think I'll start looking older anytime soon, since I still look nearly identical to how I have looked for quite a few years.

>correct them
>they keep on calling you ma'am
>correct them again
>no change

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Not OP but here you go.
vocaroo.com/i/s05CKKVqaPU4

this i wanna hear.

not that guy but I've considered it, and maybe I'm insecure or something, but I wouldn't put my voice out there like that unless I'm fairly certain there isn't going to be some guy jacking off to it

Hmm, I don't see how they mistook you for a female. Sure it's not exactly manly sounding, but I could at least easily tell that it came from a male.

sounds pretty feminine.
i know that feel. can understand that.

You shouldn't care so much. People will fap to anything. Someone is probably fapping to your insecurity right now.

>"actually I'm not a woman"
>"sorry ma'am"
LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME
ONE TIME IT HAPPENED TWICE IN ONE CALL

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Guy on discord call me "Boy" and think I was some 14 old male. I'm actually 23 and female. Low-pitch voice is terrible.

Here's mine

vocaroo.com/i/s0BGy6iRjl6b

>>"actually I'm not a woman"
>>"sorry ma'am"
Holy shit

I instinctively raise my voice on the phone. It just gets weirdly high, and then I get off the phone and think, wow, why did I talk like that. Don't do it at all in normal conversation.

You sound like a (really!) cute boy, not a girl. Although maybe if you were talking to someone in a loud telemarketer sweatshop they could be confused.

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>have a slight lisp
>'Sorry, can you repeat that'
>hang up
god why can't be normal.

Thanks for the laugh you saved my night

>vocaroo.com/i/s0BGy6iRjl6b
hi there girlie ;)

I get told I look 14, I'm 20

>tfw have stopped being ID'd even though I'm only 22
You're lucky, kid.

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>tfw you stop being ID'd

I seem to get both 50/50, sometimes they use female sometime male

>have long hair
>on the school bathroom
>guy sees me from behind
>"hey, what is a girl doing here?"
Actually was one of the times I felt the best about my appearence, as I've always wanted to be androgynous but can't as I'm an ogre-faced abomination with a shitty endomorphy body type.

Fuck, I am so ugly.

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Stop
BULLYING

ME

YOU BIG MEAN A N O N

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you sound like a guy user, you have nothing to worry about.

ty nice user

you're welcome feel better

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>tfw i used to have long hair and recularly get called mam by people that hadnt heard my voice.

>leaving gocery store
Goodbye mam

Buzzed my head and now i just look like an ogre

a guy that wants his boipussy filled ~

I have the opposite problem. My voice is so deep it's below a lot of people's hearing range

Post proof

STOP
BULLYING
ME

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His tripcode.....EXPLAIN

my bad :c you sound like a girl though try to do voice training to make it deeper.

How do people still not know about trip explorer?

I'm newfag plz explain. i ask nicely

This happens all the time to me. I let it happen though because I can at least pretend I'm a girl for a bit.

I actually come off aggressive over the phone because my anxiety gets so bad it's just how I come across in a voice to voice conversation

There's a problem called tripcode explorer (and others) that allows you to make a custom tripcode by generating a load of random trip codes until it finds the one you specify and gives you the password. As long as the trip you want is short it's very easy

Thank u so much. have a apu

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I bet you've never seen a secure tripcode with the word Lewd in it. Ohhhh shiiitt how'd they do thattt???

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