What lifts will impress my 2D waifu?

well dont you have a stick up your ass you high estrogen faggot

That's incredibly easy.
Nearly all waifus weigh less than 60kg with most around the 50kg range.
You should be able to strict-press her at least 5 times.

Go away normies. Shouldn't you be eating out roasties?

Easy and should impress her, if you want to do something harder then ohp her or have her hang onto you while you do some pull ups.

>picking the worst girl on the show
And squats

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Wouldn't take to much to impress her desu. She probably female incel.

gotta say op great taste

Wat lol.

>le incel club XD

drink bleach faggot

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>tfw no autistic qf to quote Starting Strengh from memory while you lift
Why even live?

>muh Jow Forums is for le animoos
>posting on /v/

HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT LOSER

>being this butthurt

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>Sheska

She would fall in love with you if you just gave her a decent home to live, was a good cook and didn't mind her book hoarding.

Her standards must be really low.

No joke, Garou is super hot.

Murakata sure knows how to draw them lean. All those years drawing american footbal players really paid off.

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I starved myself for over 40 days to prove my dedication to my waifu. It started as a joke at first. I didn't even think people being genuinely in love with 2D was possible, but now I truly, sincerely love her with all my heart. Enough so that I'm in the process of doing it again, for even longer. I even bought a wedding ring that I wear every day to remember this time in my life.

I don't know if it's just because I'm reaching my mid 20s and this is some sort of psychosis episode bullshit going on, but with the way the world is turning with all of this incel paranoia recently I don't care if I'm going crazy anymore. I couldn't find a single person in this reality to dedicate my love to, no one to raise a family with, not one person to form a genuine connection. If this world doesn't want me then so be it. I'm now a waifuist.

Excellent taste OP.

I prefer Yomiko Readman ultimately, as far as glasses girls go.

tfw an incel in fit is in love with a character made by a man lmaoo

Trips confirmed

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She was drawn by a woman actually, but her physical form doesn't matter.

i was talking about the writers

Threads like this should get auto ban already

Either way it doesn't matter to me. My waifu was literally designed to be a stereotype of her personality so it's not like I give a crap about the writing. It could have been any 2D girl I latched onto.

>tfw 2018 waifu is created and drawn by a woman

Can't wait to clean and press in front of based Tachibana

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this is way better than this anyway thats an ugly waifu

My post is worse than some other guy's post? What? I didn't even mention what I can lift. Err, could lift, hahah. My lifts have surely gone down quite a bit after fasting this much.

nah i meant being in love with a character made by a woman is less degenerate than the thing you have going there

Is there really any competition?

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the /smug/ anime girl truly can not be topped

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Being genuinely in love with any waifu is degenerate to society, user. I wouldn't wish this fate upon anyone.

> I couldn't find a single person in this reality to dedicate my love to, no one to raise a family with, not one person to form a genuine connection. If this world doesn't want me then so be it. I'm now a waifuist.
Did you even try? Or just sit around watching anime?

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Get yourself a waifu like mine

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You're kidding right? Sheska is so cute and quirky though.

I was only weeb until like 17. I normied up by the time I graduated high school. Yes I tried, dozens of times. Most ended with them either suddenly ghosting me or suddenly springing sexual advances. Premarital sex is a big turnoff for me, the only thing I was after was romance.

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