How was your weekend guys?
For me it's been a whole weekend full of mires, still no gf though
My boxing trainer
>"user is getting jacked"
>"you really have a solid punch now"
My dad
>"wow, your biceps is really growing"
>"you had the best punch during training, no one came even close to you"
my buddies sister
>"oooh, now with muscles, huh?"
her fiance
>"he looks like he came straight from the army"
my grandma
>touches shoulder
>"oh, wow, it is really noticeable now"
>straight from the army
shit that normies say lol
How old are you
Her fiance must be the biggest normie I know
>at a party
>some girl i haven't seen for a long time says: Oh you've really gotten buff user...
>dindn't even notice or care until seeing this thread
this it sounds like everyone is encouraging you because your going through puberty
youre fuck me
>tfw only jailbait and middle aged black women are mirin
I guess it's better than nothing
21 actually
>tfw love jailbait girls
>tfw no jailbait gf
Where can one meet jaibait girls, no FBI pls.
none of them are natty
I've always had it easy with girls even when I was dyel but I'm loving the mires I get from friends and family now
>friend calls me to help him and his girlfriend move
>she tells me "good thing you came to help we never could have done this ourselves"
>his look of shame
Being strong is intoxicating
I have a shitton of 'mire stories
>be yesterday
>be in locker room at gym changing
>a 16-17 tiny kid in the locker as well
>have my headphones in
>listening to music on low volume
>another kid walks in
>the other kid says "look at how big this dude is"
>"damn, that i hope i can get this big some day"
for some reason people dont think i can hear shit when i have my headphones in
>different day, same locker room
>this dude signals for me to take my headphones out
>"yo dude, want me to take your pic?"
>"you are as big as those instagram bodybuilders"
at first i was ready to beat this guy up for mocking me, but apparently he was very sincere
>same gym, different day
>be on incline bench
>can view the lanes of treadmills with old dudes, fat girls and hot babes
>catch a hot babe looking at me
>she instantly looks away
>i keep looking at her
>she looks back, smiles and puts hair behind her ear
>dont approach her since i got work to do
>walk into locker and change after im done with my routine
>coincidentally she waits outside the locker room
>walks into me by "accident"
>i end up getting her number
want me to continue Jow Forums?
post body/stats and continue
Im not pic related but something similar to that
>6'0 / 210 lbs, 2.5 years of lifting
more stories
>sitting in dorm studying
>guy knocks my door
>"wanna join this party"
>"whatever, let change"
>put on a large t-shirt (it fits me on the smaller side)
>walk outside to the party
>this black girl is all eyeing me
>"user you are so buff!!!! can i feel your arms?"
>"if i can feel your ass"
>guys starts laughing, she looks pissed
she pulled me to the side later that night and was all over me, didnt fuck her though
>went to my home town (studying in a different city)
>going out for my friend's birthday
>pretty hammered from pre drinks tbqh
>we hit the street
>meet a lot of people from high school
>specifically meet this cutie from my english class
>she tells me i look different
>"yeah how so?"
>"idk i cant really put my finger on it"
kinda fucked this one up since i couldn't remember her name, but i probably could had smashed
>be senior in highschool
>crashed this freshman party
>me and 3 dudes arive late to party to make an entrance
>everyone comes outside of the house to greet us
>girls literally line up to get a pick
>hear a lot of girls yell "i want the big guy" while pointing at me
i weren't that big back then but i guess they had different standards
anyway i will continue if there is any interest
i get mired a lot from a distance, but i have incurably awful skin so once they get close it's a let down i'm sure. great times...
>the other kid says "look at how big this dude is"
>"damn, that i hope i can get this big some day"
some of the greater mires
also continue
>skinny boy at 18, very weak
>work out for 6-8 months timeline isn't too accurate
>go beach coworker drives past
>next day at work, You've gotten thick user
>I wasn't fat btw I had done mostly core work
Still not sure if it was a mire
>start uni
>find group of mates
>few weeks pass
>little asian guy speaks up
>user do you go to the gym, you look strong as fuck
>rest of group agrees
>"No it's just Zumba, you should try it"
Last night
>sitting on the couch with arms crossed
>looks like mom is taking a picture of me
>wtf?
>tells me I look buff when my arms are crossed
My arms are still small
I've seen this pic before and only now realised its a barbell and not a katana
Mires only count from attractive girls not your fuckung grandma you absolute retard
>at work have take apart reworks of a car part
> they give us tools to take apart some plastic shit but still hard to take apart with the tool
>finish a few
> female co worker asks me to help her out with her still 2nd one
> she can't take off the plastic part
> instead of using the the tools I just rip it off using my hands
> she starts giggling and blushing
> says woooww so strong in her cute voice
>asks me to do it every time I passed her and squeezed my arm
She has a really cute voice but She a 5/10 so imma have to pass still liked the mire though
Idk m8, dad mires are goat