Daily reminder that unless you are at least 4x your gf's bodyweight, you will just end up being a cuck in the end

>tfw manlet with size difference fetish
>will never be with anyone half my size unless I become a pedophile
Fuck this gay earth

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>women
>dating
>relationships
>the spectacle

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ayyyyyy

that guy gets cucked by skinny skater dude once a year. just sayin.

This guy will get chucked by a skinny dyel male model with a good face

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Just thinking about how they have sex is comical. I can't imagine this dude having anything less than a 10 inch cock, I mean just imagine this dude with a normal 5 - 6 inch cock, it would look like a fucking microdick on him.

>twink copwlets

Bro fuck yeah I’d suck it would you?

What's scary is getting hip thrusts from him. Imagine the hip power he has from all those deadlifts

IIRC his ex-fiance, the one who tried to steal his dog, had brown hair.

Right? Dude wouldn't need a dick at all to destroy somebody.

By god hell yes I’d kill for him to destroy my rear end wbu

You do you booboo. I am curious how Shaw's wife survived getting knocked up twice though.

>somehow lives through impregnation
>somehow avoids the Shrek spawn exploding from her torso like a chestburster from Alien

Omg ur so right my dude. I mean what if he pegged us both and then our devastatedly widened hips spat out his babies at the same time haha

>tfw wife is 5'10" and I'd need to weigh 600 lbs to be that big

To be fair she used to be married to Mike Jenkins (another 400lb+ strongman AND one of Shaw's best friends iirc) before she shacked up with shaw. So I guess she's used to it.

Imagine if he bent you over and fucked you in front of the two of them hnnnghh

>she used to be married to Mike Jenkins before she shacked up with Shaw
Isn't that what caused the falling out between Shaw and Mike Burke? Or maybe Burke just got sick of hearing Shaw say "Mmm, well, you know..." every thirty seconds.

Maybe, I mean it's not like Shaw was the reason why Jenkins' croaked

>implying Shaw didn't poison Jenkins because Jenkins had a sick mohawk and all Shaw's hair fell out

There's still time for him to wife a 6'6 thicc amazon and breed a generation of giant superhumans

haha gay jokes, you're too funny man

That bitch clearly has mental issues

>Implying there is a woman without mental issue

he's throwing his genes down the drain just saying

He slaps your gf ass what do you do

>he's not an absurdist and doesn;t find everything funny by the nature of existing

LMAO HOLY SHIT

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>5-6
>normal
kek

Life is so unfair for me.

>Daily reminder that unless you are at least 4x your gf's bodyweight
So 350-400lbs, no fatties are repulsive.

He would have to gain 22lbs to be 2x.

fucking hell

>would have to be 180kg at 5"9'

bloatmaxx here we go