Ask a guy with a perfectly healthy sex life anything

Ask a guy with a perfectly healthy sex life anything.

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u dumping more?

I mean I could

Origibot

Why you got a mushroom dick?

Why are you such a useless faggot that you have to pretend to be a successful person on a board full of sadsacks and neets instead of actually doing something with your life?

is that a thai ladyboy?

Haha idk user. Girls love it
Bored and watching Netflix

they do. they love the mushroom dick.

>healthy sex life
>posts pic of mutilated dick

white women on mushroom dick is like theyre experiencing cock for the first time, and until then theyve been practicing on their fingers.

>healthy sex while being circumcised

try harder faggot

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Are you bot getting enough (You)s on /b/ that you had to come and show off the big dog to all the little pups?
By any chance are you white?
Do you have some fantasy if fucking a black girl?
Would you consider urethral sounding?

>that dick
>that gook

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theyre both asian. we got big ole mushroom dicks white and asian women love.

Yes Im white m8

> implying someone with a "healthy sex life" would be whipping out his dick in cars with chinky sluts

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She gets fucked up if you know what I mean

yeah sounds healthy

How do Asian bois feel that their girls are being fucked by that?

That girl will never feel pleasure from an Asian dick. Sorry she needs white dick

No more (Yous) until you show us that ass OP

shit up hapa boi. you wouldnt have that mushroom cloud of a dick if you were pure white. mushroom dicks are azn

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Ur a fag

Original

you can post cocks but i cant? whos the real fag

This
>ugly
>small dick
OP is chinese

headlets please. youll never pleasure a white woman like a big mushroom azn cock could

>small
Hahha ok m8

Are you white or hapa?

>healthy sex life
>probably paid a whore
It's like showing off your first car when your daddy bought it for you

>perfectly healthy sex life
> cut

pick one buddy boi

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damn i feel bad for cut guys, it looks so dry and lifeless. do you actually feel anything when you orgasim?

That's the most feeling you get that isn't constant suffering. Pretty sure I've got some kind of phantom cock syndrome deal going on as well. These kikes need to fuck off.