One free BF here. Looking for a gf (female) or gf (male) heck even a male will do idc...

One free BF here. Looking for a gf (female) or gf (male) heck even a male will do idc. You must be at least somewhat attractive, have somewhat of a personality, be somewhat kind, and the ability to put up with my depressive bullshit sometimes.

Some things about me.
>5'8
>Brown hair
>Brown Eyes
>Caucasian
>Australian
>somewhat attractive
>depressed and sometimes manic
>male
>Awkward
>Well off financially
>smoke heavily
Contact me here, [email protected] or here. Megumin#0378.

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hi

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That's not you.

What do you mean user?

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sent :^)

Please I just want a gf. Can't you see I'm suffering?

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Hi how are you?
>not offering to be bf btw, already have one

Depressed as all hell. Not even masturbating can stop the feels I have right now.

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stop feeling

i-is this a girl?

This isn't the right website.
Do you like my gf btw?

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I could, but I don't know how to do that. I'm not a psychopath....

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Hitting me with them hard feels...

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stop feeling

I've been there.

become one, its quite fun

Bring this fag back into r9k

shitty larp m8

How old are you? Would you accept egfs? Also you have to stop smoking

I bet my 5000 lire he wants to screw

Protip: you as a guy might like it, but no girl in the world would settle for a stranger who asks them to be their bf. If you think this is an appropriate way to approach girls or people in general then I'm not gonna beat the bush and say you're a fucking retard.

It's probably just a dumb aussie joke but the email is right there and I could just use a throw away email but I'm still too scared to even put my mouse near it to highlight to even copy it into a email client.

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are you a girl?
just use one of those temporary email clients

Or the saddest guy on earth. "One free bf" Jesus Christ I know I'm sad but I'm not as sad as to sell myself to the first whore passing by. This retards wants to lose his virginity and boast in front of his equally retarded parents/friends. Sorry, that's all there's to it.

I already said I can't do that

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