>It be the start of grade 10 >I walk into my History class >Notice a new kid >Kid dressed in trench coat and has hair that looks like it hasn't been washed in about 2 weeks >Walk over to the seat beside my friend, sit down >I tell my friend "Jimmy" about the kid, he had that feeling to. >This was the closest i have ever had to a Eugene situation
Two weeks later
>My classes got switched because schedule was messed up >Walk into new class, PE >See the kid, think to myself, this is the safest class i could have with this kid >about five mins later we have to do role call, Teacher calls his name, first time i had heard him talk, hear his voice, struggle not to laugh. >He sounds like a posh upper-class Harvard student. >I realize that he looks like Kylo ren from star wars, Struggle not to laugh.
Month later
>PE: wrestling unit. >Now allot of my classmates are suspicious of the kid >Memes have been made of him, >Turns out he is in an incestuous relationship with his tranny sister >We start the wrestling unit, I'm wrecking all the lightweights. >We had a system where you could challenge someone to a 1v1 >As you might expect >His ass challenges me >I'm Sure i can take him, But i'm worried >This kid does Autistic Roundhouse kicks randomly >He wears ankle weights around the school > We get on opposite sides of the mat, He stares me down like a hungry dog >I stare back, holding back the laughter >The whistle is sounded >I Bonzi charge him like the Royal scotts > He's not scared >I decide to pull out my secret move >I was gonna fireman carry him to the end of the Mat and throw his ass off >I try, he moves to much >He try's to go low for my groin >I think to myself, shit I gotta super-squize him .(The supper-squize is a bear-hug from the back, Its supper effective) >He struggles but I manage to pick him up and chuck his ass, >Crowed roars, I 1v1 the School Shooter who looks like kylo-ren And won > I think I won his respect, As to this day he still haunts the school.
