>Yesterday night bored thought making tinder account
>put pizza
>Left it over night
>Said to myself I'm probably get 1-3 matches
>This morning
>Open tinder
>25+ matches
>mfw I get more matches over night than any Chad even myself
Note: its quantity not Quality. Alot of these girl are fat and ugly she looking some them are qts.
How does it feel Jow Forums? You're working your ass off lifting weights and no matches. Pathetic scums.
>being so ugly you can't make a real tinder account
Never gonna make it
okay wait okay so wait okay wait so hold on ...
explain again why you thought this was worth posting?
>used tinder for 1 year and never got a match
>tfw so ugly and short that my profile pic got reported and i was forced to change it
i really should just commit suicide
This is not true, right user? :(
>make tinder
>swipe no on everybody because you know you dont have the courage to talk to them let alone meet them
I literally haven't gotten one match since moving to LA
>haven't had a female friend since kindergarten
>have never toucched a girl and i mean like poking them to get their attention or high fiving them
>have never been complimented by a woman
it is unfortunately. i really am unnatractive to women
>quantity > quality
says who? would rather lick the ass of a 10/10 than fuck 10 1/10s
It's going to get better, brother.
Focus on yourself. Lift. Improve. Get 8-12 bf% and then focus on girls. They will surely be happy to see you.
>than any chad
I'm not chad but I almost have 1k matches. it's not hard, just be yourself.
im 5'4 user, i really am fucked
All of those women are ugly as fuck and I'm disappointed in all of you for not pointing this out earlier.
>Moving to LA
You will be limited to shorter girls then. But if you are ok with it, it's not that bad.
But this is a really strong general rule. I am 6'1 and 6'3 girls or even 6'2 will not look at me as a potential sex mate.
You can be 1cm shorter than a girl with heels and she will not be interested. There can be exceptions.
Sorry, I know this is not really helping but it's true.
even short girls dont like me user, thats why i gave up and bought a fleshlight. going to buy another one probably in the future desu
Wut to say?
Fuck man, that's bad
is the fleshlight good enough at least?
A nice dinner at 8 at x day
im going assume that the reviews are telling the truth and that its really close to the real thing or better
>dinner on first date
Get drinks at 8pm at some lowkey joint on x day
take better pictures. go outside in the sun and take pictures. this is not possible, you did something wrong m8
Op pointed it out himself
literally all i did was take a picture of my face, i wasnt nude or anything
Stop the exclamation marks or she'll think you're autistic
Yeah go outside. Find something you can have in the background for aestetics. You can also lift something(everyday thing like a fridge or some big stone) and get someone else to take a picture of it while you walking with it. you get the deal i hope, if you got a good picture from a birthday or another social situation, that is good too. one indoor selfie usually dont work unless you are a 10/10 girl. the amount of difference a better thought out picture on tinder does is really crazy.
Honestly if you have just 1 boring selfie style pic you can only blame your brain and not your looks for no matches...
>tfw like a solid 7
>make tinder, only body pics of me before bulk
>literally only get 9 matches over a 3 month period
>fucked one of them, gonna fuck her again tuesday
mixed feel, i wish more bitches wanted to fuck but at the same time i still got puss. so it's like whatever
Never used tinder before because I doubt I could find a girl. Now I'm really thinking about starting one.
Without tinder I wouldnt have had female contact in over 10 years
You do know that tinder shows your profile much more when you just started your account and thats why you get so many matches, so you will keep using the app
>tfw too insecure to even make a tinder
You didnt look back when you were born?
Yep, I've been here all my life and it feels like I'm taking off 100 lb training weights when I run tinder in any other city.
err it's certainly harder, meant to say that I get like 2-3 matches a day here but in other cities I get triple
post face or someone similar looking
You'll get there. I'm 5'5 myself and a 5/10. I'm a father of 2 daughters and married to a 6/10.
Hell, if I made it, you can too. Don't give up.
That girls boring as fuck if thats her answer.
what the fuck did they do with the tinder userface
>used tinder for months
>1st month
>25 km, 18-27
>0 matches
>2nd month
>40 km, 18-30
>0 matches
>3rd month
>60 km, 18-40+
>0 matches
Yeahhhh, not doing that shit again.
dude this nigga is 5'4, and here you're complaining how you're 6'1 ffs.
>implying a 10/10 would even let you clean shit nuggets out of her crack
>tfw you exchange nude pics with a tinder girl who then says that she's really 17
> break up with gf of 3 years
> sad as fuck
> sign up on tinder
> swiping left 80% of women
Not sure what's wrong, they all look like shit and don't have real jobs
>mfw age of consent is 16
>make tinder
>girl literally wants to come over at 3 am to “show me a good time”
have I made it fit?
She's been pretty funny honestly
>Not sure what's wrong, they all look like shit and don't have real jobs
Welcome to dating in your 20's.
Tinder is trash unless you just want cheap, unfulfilling sex with a high correlation of STI's. Bumble is a "refined" Tinder that's just boring as fuck because women don't know how to start conversations. I'm not shilling apps, but use Hinge if you want to find something with purpose. I used it for maybe 3 months, had 3-4 decent hookups, then found someone pretty awesome a month ago and we DTR'ed this past weekend.
>having sex with a total random and not a fulfilling relationship
No.
>Hinge
>need friends
Jokes on you already got a date.
>doing anything that requires you to pay or anything thats awkward sitting still interviewing eachother
just go on walks
>tfw all my matches are braphogs
OP here
My look like SJWs, wanna switch?
which one should i fug
$5 say middle loves anal
the two on the right aren't great but the middle HNNG
All of the above at the same time
Go do it user, you know you want to
t b h none, but i guess 3 and 5
Should have done a kale salad instead user
Kelsey looks okay.
>can't find a milk truck on tinder
WHERE ARE YOU MILK SORCERESSES!
probably tinders fault, your shitty genes has nothing to do with it
>mfw you don't understand the concept of child pornography
fuggg you have high standards
they all agreed to get spanked
>swipe on tinder
>get 40 matches
>get 7 number
>4 send nudes and never contact me again
>2 cancel dates on me hour before
>end up running into one of them at a store and she ends up being my gf
patience brothers
>get tinder finally less than 2 months ago
>smallish college town
>noob boost goes pretty well but start off pretty picky
>first number I even get I don't bother texting despite her flattering me
>honestly too scared at this point to pursue
>second number actually take on a date, terrified since first date since high school and I'm 23 now
>nothing comes of it
>third number don't know how texting works but she got mad I stopped texting before we met up and cancelled
>4th number get a date again
>goes really well but she cancels two attempts to reschedule second
>5th number cancels on me day of despite telling me I was really cute after super liking me
>6th number is qt that for some reason shows a lot of interest even after I totally sperged on a date with her and might have a second tomorrow with her
But talking to girls over text is fucking hard. In person I can manage conversation with them for awhile to my own amazement but over text I just stop talking to them when I don't know what to say.
I've wasted several cute matches this way and don't know what I'm doing. Like honestly I've ghosted girls that I find really qt but they'll say something and I'll blank and just end it right there. Not that they care, they have an endless list to talk to so it's different than me being ghosted
>make tinder
>get 10 likes day one
>get 25 likes day two
>still no matches
>start lowering my standards
>still no matches
>lower my standards to paperbagmode
>still no matches
>start swiping right on everyone till I run out
>still no matches
>except one
>a fucking cd
Fuck tinder.
Probably your bio and pic sucks?
hey genius. just call them or setup the date earlier
It's probably people that are out of your filter somehow. I've had "25+" likes for the past who fucking knows how long but I live in a college town where I've already run out of people to swipe on every day. I'm at a fucking 18-26 filter of 35miles right now, and there's fucking nothing 35miles out the city is only like 10miles wide at best.
I REALLY wanna buy tinder gold to see who they all are
Damn boi how ugly are you?
you really shouldnt exchange more than 5 messages each before setting up with a time and place to meet in real life
i almost always do it on message 3 or 4
1. brief greeting/comment about bio
(she responds positively)
2. respond positively back, pose one small question
(she answers)
3. great, want to .......................
(she says yes)
4. Awesome, does tuesday at 7:00 PM work for you?
(she says yes)
anything beyond 5 messages and they will 100% get bored of playing high school simulator with you
to add onto this, the last 8 or so girls ive met up with I didnt even have their phone number beforehand
a few insisted on giving me their snapchats, but most were completely okay with exchanging nothing else before meeting the first time
I hate this fucking image so much.
maybe if you stop like you know talking like this right.
You won't show up to people if you press like on every profile. If you don't talk to your matches you won't show up to others. If you get a lot of left swipes you won't show up to others. There are some really weird algorithms with Tinder that you should be aware of before you use it.
Usually I try to not go for long before the number, have had it depend on the girl though. One I got a favorable response, tried to get number, which was evidently too quick for her but after a couple more messages she ended up asking me if I wanted it instead. She's too difficult to schedule with though and texts me to do something out of the blue when I've already got plans rather than setting some shit up concretely.
What I mean though is like pic related. This was a bit ago and just one example of when I just stop talking to them. I just get bored of the convo or can't find anything that I WANT to say and drop it even if I actually am attracted to them. Especially worse if I'm already talking to several others then when the several others ghost me I end up regretting it
>Fat chicks like pizza
Wow who knew
I want you to arrange a sixsome user. Go. Achieve the impossible.
You type too much, sounds needy.
>virgin
>havent touched a girl for 12+ years
>cute blonde girl at party kissed me, groped my dick and flirted the whole night
>Happy
>tfw realized she 95% sure did this because of my older brother who is really liked by these ppl
Oh and about tinder, stop using it unless you are a true chad.
are you trying to make platonic friends?
are you trying to obtain an exclusive girlfriend?
are you trying to get your dick wet?
if its either of the first two, then continue all the small talk and chit chat, and literally just shoot the shit with them because it doesn't really matter at all, theres billions
if its the last one, you probably aren't going to have much success coming across as the friendly guy who wants to hear about her vocal preferences
just my two cents, ive had much more success closing tinder fucks by not making much small talk over text
Stop. The. Fucking. Texting. Game.
You set up dates and times. The only texting is at the start or to confirm get togethers. If they ask why you dont text you say because you prefer talking in person.
desu meet fast if it's a possibility and both want it but i've had success with talking to girls for months before tying them to my bed post, spanking them raw and coming on their faces
>just my two cents, ive had much more success closing tinder fucks by not making much small talk over text
Can you give some examples maybe screenshots of what worked? I'm really great at talking and making friends but not good at all when it comes to getting and picking up girls
>Can you give some examples maybe screenshots of what worked?
literally just say
"im looking for something casual"
I am needy as fuck honestly I'm hoping all the ghosting and rejections will bring me down to earth if you get me. I also find it extremely difficult to type out shorter messages over text, everything I want to say always comes out long and requires no effort. It actually requires effort for me to NOT fucking write whole paragraphs when I'm texting literally anyone I hate it.
Mostly just practicing not being a sperg and validating my ego. I'm too retarded to seal the deal.
I know exactly what you mean and that's usually what I try to do. Just seems like with some I don't get off a decent opener and then the convo feels like shit and I stop or try to force dumb small talk.
Girl I'm talking to right now is a pretty heavy texter and I just sort of stopped talking to her mid convo after talking for awhile yesterday. Just didn't have anything to say but I should have at least waited until a natural break in the convo or said I'll talk to her today or something. I've said I'm a sperg so this is all learning experience to me but at the same time I shift from 'I wanna talk to girls rn' to 'I just wanna fucking chill and watch anime with my friends fuck this'.
I dunno I'm not trying to force it anymore I'm just waiting to see if a girl will put up with my needy autism and random bouts of giving them attention and not someday
user, I....
>I'm just waiting to see if a girl will put up with my needy autism and random bouts of giving them attention and not someday
its not gonna happen buddy. unless shes underage and dumb
t.guy who got a 17 yr old gf at 23 on tinder
im the same way. with normies you gotta act like u don't care. be witty and light convo with them
what are some good openers that I can use? I have like 300 matches over the last couple of months but I literally can't think of anything to write
Damn I'd be gettin all up in Fabiola's gruts
1>3>4>5>2
for a hookup
this, i started to accidentally get girls to like me at work joking with them like i didn't care. apparently i was being flirty and as soon as someone told me about it i started acting like a total sperg and all the girls lost interest in me. you have to be on auto pilot ot flirt with girls
one of my recent closes
me:Okay I have to know, what wraps are those 4 blunts? (one of her pics was her with some blunts)
her:Games
me:Great, I was worried you might be a swisher girl
me: So you want to smoke a couple blunts and get to know each other?
her: Hell yeah
me: Awesome, I live right by (Major University), and theres a park nearby, we could meet up there and hike around the woods some. When are you free?
her: (tells me when shes free next)
we ended up meeting the next day, smoked for about an hour, went back to my place and put on a movie and fucked
the "get to know each other" line is one of my favorites to help the girl feel less slut shaming. we both knew what was going to happen when i mentioned the meeting spot was close to my place.
I don't expect it to fall into my lap that's why I keep trying with different girls. In the meantime it gives me something to do and pretend like I have a life and I can feel like I'm making my friends proud by getting dates and then talking with them drunk immediately after the date when I realize I fucked it all up. Good times.
Jesus christ exactly this.
>have a bunch of matches I never bothered to message and realize it hurts my hidden "ELO" or whatever
>decide to fuck around one night and either message them or unmatch them
>absolute garbage tier openers to take pics of and show to my friends if I can find anything on their profile to work with
>it actually works
>getting plenty of attention, actually calling me attractive and stuff
>realize it worked and subconsciously stop trying to fuck up my chances on purpose
>they ghost me once I stop being a retard ironically and start being a retard unironically
There must be a secret to maintaining it
>I also find it extremely difficult to type out shorter messages over tex
change subject or tell her straight what you want
>There must be a secret to maintaining it
yes
MEET UP WITH THEM
>braphog milk truck status?