Ssshhhhhhh, honey

I drink most coffee with cream and sugar, fight me lads. The better coffees tho and the espressos I take it with a little brown sugar and nothing else.

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>linking NCBI
>on Jow Forums
holy shit holy SHIT we smart boys now

>taps cuppa

Shhh no articles until after coffee

I don't even drink coffee but this is retarded
>ONE study on fucking RATS that are NEWBORN nonetheless

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I drink decaf. Still get your trace amounts of caffeine without as many as the bad effects, still tastes and smells the same.

I'm sexually attracted to this pepe face

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*slurppp*...mmmm... mmmmmmmm... honey, no talkie until I'm finished with coffee

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I can only carry a conversation if I'm high on coffee with l-theanine. It keeps me awake for like 10-11 hours afterward, though, so I can only drink it early in the day which means by night I'm back to being an introverted, anti-social psycho to most people's eyes.

I was actually thinking of taking my coffee by mixing 20% regular with 80% decaf, your post reminded me to buy the decaf.

That's a good idea user, I usually get half caf when I'm at a coffee place anyway

everyday I'm sippin

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Where are my /espressobros/ here

The shitters will come here and say these threads are what's running this board
>implying
But I find these threads mighty comfy

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Shhh

I like adding sugar in coffee. Should I kms?

>implying you can replace the sip meme

does this mug *look* empty to you?

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Just bought a Nespresso machine lads, loving it so far.
Before this, I was using a Martello but they stopped selling the pods. Then prior to that I had two Hamilton Beach Flexbrews in a row because I thought they were great (the first one, the heating element broke after warranty expired).
Prior to all that I was just using powdered coffees in the glass jars and French presses.

I steal sugars from resttops to use at home in my coffee

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spotted on tumblr

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I'd unironically purchase and use that cup

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I'M TIRED OF BEING ABUSED BY THE FROG! HOW DO YOU LIKE IT THE OTHER WAY?

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I like waking up to these threads.
Keep it up lads.

I used to drink coffee every day at work, but then I felt like shit without it as I grew desensitized. Caffeine addiction is no fun lads.

How about you take an absolute shit. Just take a shit.

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don't drink coffee, me, but like to microwave hot water and sip on it all night to keep me up

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>puts down first cup of empty coffee
Shh...
>wags index finger and place it on my lips
Different set of rules for women, sweetie
>refills my cup
Don't talk to me until I've had my 5th cuppa joe

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>i'm really a woman guys

Shhh...
>places index finger on your lips
Didn't I say it's a different set of rules for you women?
>takes a sip of my 2nd cup and a long drag of my cigarette
Don't talk to me until I've had my 5th cup or you change sex.

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my fuel

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>"Sir, do you realize how fast you were driving through a school zo-"

Shhhh

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This morning I drank four cups of black coffee and I still felt droggy. FUCK THIS SHIT ITS A DRUG IT STOP DOING EFFECTS FUCK YOUR FUCKING MUG FROG I WILL SPEAK WHEN I WANT TO.