Jow Forums humor

I know we normally do these theads on Tuesday, but I need some laughs today.

No "eating chicken and lifting heavy objects to be loved" meme.

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I love white rice and chicken breast

Do I have potential?

one of my all-time favs

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Change it to white race and women with penises' breast and you will.

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from last thread, made me kek.

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ur 1rm

>I have no brother

8/10 would kek again

h-how did you know?!

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>cgl
>not fat

Fucking Sanchez, stop it

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Always loved that story, would like to see a real ripped domestic cat at the peak of it's form.

Here's real Sanchez, licking my cold as fuck water bottle.

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Weird, it didn't save my name here when I wrote on a different thread for few minutes.

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If anyone could make 1:27 - 2:05 into a webm I would be infinitely grateful

LOL

almost exactly what I though, user

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MY FUCKING SIDES

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Pretty great but there's no way in hell that exceeding 3 eggs a week can be unhealthy. Especially not unhealthy enough to match the insanity of that picture.

Agreed, I eat like 12-15 eggs a week for many months now and I have very low cholesterol

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No idea how you don't kill yourself after this, it's not like it's just embarassing or you need a thick skin and can walk it off, this shit is like finding out that your soul itself is worthless.

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Legends say this was posted by the bloarlord himself.

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Sounds like that finnish user who writes in a way people feel themselves retarded

well said

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Dot you have that pic?

Only in a super-shit quality

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Misses the best comment sadly
Still thanks

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What was the best comment?

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>reading this
>feeling like I'm really tired because I can't understand shit
>reread it
>realize I'm not the one retarded here
Or something like that.

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Requesting the Lord of the Rings Jow Forums post collage.

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Completely true, but also a beautiful inspiring ending. No matter how low you start, you go to the fucking gym and rebuild. And then you make it.

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Was this worth the assault charge?

No amount of lifting is going to change a needy beta's personality.

Not in a vacuum, but as part of a general self improvement hell yeah it can.

t. assblasted manlet

That's true. A lot of them don't get the idea of self improvement beyond trying to address whatever easy insecurity they can pin their failures on (face, body, height, race, etc.)

shit that made me nervous. I know the dude is on camera there, but once they force the cameraman to shut it down, won't they beat up a guy, or at least arrest him and give him a huge fucking ticket?

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That shit is art, why haven't i seen it posted before?

he kept hounding her and wasn't fully commited to god

nothing makes a female more dry then constant barrage of texts

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Stopped readying after they mentioned a female Jehova's Witness. Everyone knows women aren't allowed to do this part of the job in that church

> Everyone knows women aren't allowed to do this part of the job in that church

Stopped reading right there.

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>tfw no 'it's all you'-bro

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Half-related

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That was a comment under a different finnish post

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lel

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these are the people giving advice

Whale
Who won at the end?

the proper term is "catamite"

t. /lit/

Ouch!

Underrated.

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Girl on left looks like a stuck up arrogant bitch
So does the one on the right.
At least it’s an accurate picture

How do I achieve absolute unit mode, Jow Forums?

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Does anyone the Jow Forums version of 30 y/o wizard chart, that ends with "doomed to walk this earth lifting heavy objects"?

too sad to be funny

Old fat bastard has a point. Start moving cupcake.

gets me every time

lost and saved

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It's from the underwater weighing test isn't it?

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How did he get a hold of the other guy's mother's ashes?

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mfw arnies chest and shoulders are bigger than this butt and his arm is bigger than her leg

/nofap/

Post the one with the fat girl saying i stay asleep

This belongs in a motivational thread

It would depend on the dojo, but most TKD in America is a fucking joke.

kek, fucking ironic coming from the sluttiest girl in jersey shore

You tripfags are insufferable

What irony?
She knows what she is and she's all but admitting what she likes in her relationships and what she wants from men.

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i'm talking about the statement, it's not much the statement, but her saying it. she dated some guy on the show, and fucked around with 4-5 guys.

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