>"Alright, user. Bend over and spread 'em."
"Alright, user. Bend over and spread 'em."
Thomas Smith
Jace Thomas
make me you fucking pig *spits in your face*
Jose James
I swear, half the police are morbidly obese and the other half are roid monkeys. What gives?
Cameron Stewart
spitting is considered assault
Carter Lopez
>expecting a circle jerk of a fraternity of boots that rewards meitiocrity to have a high standard of physical fitness
Brody Cox
AM I BEING DETAINED?
Jason Cook
Yes, now spread those ass cheeks boy.
Camden Perry
how far would you like them spread?? I can go 1 inch or 12 FUCKING incheas
Landon Lewis
all the way bb ;)
Josiah Rivera
My ass!
Daniel Russell
some cops like the power/authority to rightfully enforce the law without feeling the need to constantly exercise it i.e. the fat ones. The jacked ones like the power/authority to rightfully enforce the law and have a constant desire for action, these guys usual try and get jobs in high crime areas or want to do SWAT teams and shit. My uncle was like this and was huge, he always talked about wanting some action to fuck up criminals; basically Judge Dredd mind set
Jayden Gutierrez
in third world country peasant
Zachary Bell
Bentley Jones
CRAWL SIDEWAYS WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND 160DEGREES POINTED TOWARDS SATURN, YOUR LEFT HAND ANGLED TOWARDS SUNRISE
Joshua Lewis
Pls be gentle daddy
>I got hard typing this
Goddamnit Jow Forums, why do I have to be a freak
Xavier Harris
Battery isn't assault
David Mitchell
assault, battery, whatever it gets you in trouble
Kevin Robinson
Alright, officer. Look up and check 'em.
Julian Ramirez
ITS STRAING IN MY SOUL
Logan Nguyen
I hate this haircut so much.
Tyler Ross
It looks good if your chad. Not so much if you have numale facial structure.
Nathaniel Ross
What are your thoughts and thats not racist by joyner lucas
Logan Wright
Your uncle sounds based. Not sure how you could be a cop and NOT want to fuck up criminals. The world needs a few more Judge Dredds.