"wow user you sure are in good shape, what sports do you play?"

>blonde with brown eyes
DROPPED

no woman talks like that
not fitness related fuck off back to Jow Forums

Who are you and why are you touching my feet?

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>he sees brown eyes

Get your optical nerves checked, bro.

imagine kicking her right in the poon haha

>hello darkness my old friend

ROFLMAO BASED POON POSTER XD

>I'm low diamond in Overwatch

Fuck off, I don't do gym every day.

based poon kicker

why does her right hand look so manly
looks like she does a lot of manual labour with that hand :^)

>he has never made his girlfriend untie and take off his shoes
Kek

thats not even brown, its aryan green

green is almost as bad as brown

>implying this would ever happen
>implying she would listen to what I say if this happened
But in case both are yes, then rowboating. Explains the backs, people won't ask you to preform something for them on the street, and needs no skill

Need a name

shibbolethed a shitskin

green is whiter than blue

She's skinny fat with relatively high bodyfat percentage, despite looking like a stick.

You morons, she has brown eyes and bleached hair that used to be dark brown. You’d know this if you weren’t filled to the tippity top with simpleton juice you retards.

>so assblasted he used a name and maximum capsmad

are you literally blind from rage lmfao

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You’re a blind idiot if you can’t see her CLEARLY brown eyes. It makes my boogers green that tools like you are on this board being retarded all the time. Speaking of tools, you’d be a vacuum cleaner because you’re either sucking or in the closet like a blind gay retard. Do this thread a favour and don’t take your aids pills tonight.

so
fucking
mad

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FUMING

im a killer on wii fit tennis

I play football every weekend and go swimming some days of the week.

I play warcraft 3 ladder as alliance, let me tell you about my mk bm pal combo

When they ask me if I go to gym a lot to have a body like that I usually answer that I just do pushups sometimes.

i play kikbol

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in my country gym is in better regards than sports...so what the girl is saying is a downgrade.

I don't get all these LARP threads.

Y...You k...know it I swim and play lax

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>s-so mad

Fuck off you stupid nigger. Can't wait until you r types get fucking chucked into the waste bin where you insufferable cunts.

clean and jerk her off the roof

climbing and kendo

yoga and wiifit

also
you just KNOW she sucked miles of dicks already

I wonder if the people who make these threads have ever actually talked to a female

> never made his gf take off his shoes
> haha
> gf
> having a gf
> tfw 23 y/o no gf kissless virgin

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Why do you argue about these things?
You couldn't fuck her anyway.

Before I started dating my gf she would flirt with me by tying my shoes in public. It was incredibly erotic and I almost felt like I was doing something indecent having her crouched down looking up and me.

I play baseball every weekend. Does that count?

she is quite clearly tying them up, not taking them off.

>"yeah, I also shitpost on Jow Forums"

Okay, I'll bite..

Is this the same girl in the ponytail gif?
Where do these come from?

hehehe

hahahhaa based

Just golf on the weekends
>drive away in my tesla

I get so horny when my gf unties my tie after work.

That Pic is so dumb. Her form is pretty good and she's not off balance

I play Counter-Strike: GO. E-Sports count, right?