Kill me

desu much like billy russo from the recent punisher

Please respect my blog post and get out of my thread

Get a tan my dude you’re looking like that evil monk from the Divinci code

desu you are pretty attractive, what is this thread about?

...

I tried

Shave hair and stubble. Become the engineer from Prometheus. You got the eyes and pale skin for a sick cosplay lad

Why is one nip lower then the other?

Arm is extended for photo

I remember you from muhgainz

Ye my boyz

You eyebrows are nonexistent, makes you look like a weird skull man. Other than that you look fine.

give me your address and I will.

Yelchin

525 ur moms house

Bro you look great, what do you want me to even critique?

The /only/ thing I could even deduct points for is you have sliiightly forward facing nostrils, which is a POC characteristic. Otherwise you basically look perfect. Enjoy it dog

Get a tan faggot.

I'm laying in bed and I clicked ur photo and my screen just lights up bright white

A thread died for this.

You look fine and your daughter would probably be hot af

so sad that he'll never get to reproduce

your eye area is terrible, but your lower third is really good. i would suggest getting your eyebrows darkened and you should be above average

I know the feeling fellow palebro

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>hold still

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get glasses. I'm a palebro too, it works wonders especially if your face structure is good apart from the light eyebrows and eyelashes.

Literally just color your eyebrows and get some self confidence you miserable fuck. You look like an average dude just like everyone else. The only thing holding you back is yourself. Fuck I'm so sick of these threads. You are all so pathetic.

you look like humans after 300 million years or something

My eyes are pretty much perfect though, I've tried on my friends glasses before and got a mire from a girl friend so maybe this is legit

I also would want to be murdered If I were an insecure, ugly, zombie looking 20 something that is complaining about superficial things and looking for approval of anonymous people on the internet while others have it much worse but shut their mouths about it. You are pathetic and you don't need anyone else to kill you, you can do it yourself.

It is legit. So get yourself some nice glasses. Invest in some good quality ones like ray-ban or whatever.

>how to get converted into a pale basedboy cuck with glasses, the post

Truth. Like Domhnall Gleeson. You look like a model OP

Ask marvel to play young red skull in a new movie...

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dye eyebrows, hair, beard, eyelashes, get contact lenses brownish and you will slay

untill now stay sit

This can work. But i have the impression he might only attract male n3rds

Polish or Finnish Mongoloid/10
[spoiler] I'd still let you fuck my throat and cream it up though [/spoiler]

You are right but you have to realise that if you have a fit body (and not look like dyel in clothes) the whole stereotype doesn't add up anymore. I can confirm

Jesus go to Asia, or SA you will be worshipped as a white God.

You look Scandinavian, if you're in some libShit country get out

Are you posting ffrom your kitchen? Top Kek!

i'd unironically bf u so bend over bby

Looking like the descendants from Uncharted OP

I’m not in favor of makeup for men, but eyebrows are 50% of facial aesthetic, just buy a fucking crayon m8, you can’t look like a weird cancer patient like that

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eyebrows+squinch a little = way better

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later...

Color in your eyebrows

funny how a few millimeters mean everything

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Jow Forums I'm honestly kind of proud of you for being so positive in this thread. I still hate you all, but I am proud for the moment.

From the bottom of the nose and down you look good.

Very nice improvement. Are eyebrows the redpill of looksmaxx?

This paint them brown/black and you're golden

they're underrated at least

>filename

handsome

I had to make sure he wasn't a lying piece of shit

The filename doesn't lie

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I smile like this on camera to hide the fact that I am really dead inside

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you legitimately look like a serial killer

I know, and probably because I'm going to be one.

You could actually get in trouble for saying that here...

Try cutting hair at 0.5mm

You have a nice smile

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I didn't know this was England

That has nothing to do with anything

Orwellian state that controls muh freedumb of speech

Posters have gotten in trouble with FBI in the past even on /b/... Freedom of speech doesn't mean what you think it means

This and dye eyebrows

I don't live in America and I don't live in a country that's going to care either

BDD the thread.

Where my /pale/ bros at?

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you've been very naaaaughty

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Op here

Tricked u bois

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you're fine, a little evil weird but fine, not ugly but unique

Kek

I wanted that hairstyle since I was a Kid but my hair is like wool when its that long. Be happy with what you got

>Dead inside
What an atormented teenager . Go to post it on your Twitter, quick

Idk what is wrong with your face but there is something unsettling. Uncanny valley type. I am not even hating, your somewhat good looking.

you look like tom holland's autismo brother

you look creepy lol, dye your eyebrows black or some shit and go tan

A few millimeters and some clean chompers and you’re good to go op

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My teeth are better than those

What kind of person is that?

Russian

bro stop getting smacked and browsing Jow Forums lmao

You are actually attractive dafuq get out of here be somebody

Nah dude this guy looks like the fucking engineers from Prometheus except his pecs are all fucked up

damn op, youre cute and hawt simultaneously. Pls go to the library and find a gf or two.

i know youre just validation seeking but as a roastie this is easily a 9