What are the worst traits a man can possibly have?

>gay voice

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>goes on Jow Forums

what the fuck was janoy thinking entering a competition while looking like that

>makes stupid threads on Jow Forums

Short arms and height

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Low intelligence.

How to get calves like that

Femanon here
Bad smell
that fucks everything
some guys have a naturally nice smell, some don't. If you're the first guy, have basic hygiene anyways (unless she's into sweat), if you're the second, be really hygienic

He's retarded and he has sick manipulative fucks around him who will parade his dumb ass around like a dog.

idk if youre baiting
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Lack of basic hygiene

>tfw ex-gf would regularly sniff me and even my pitts
I miss that little weirdo.

I wish I could get off to the scent of women like a lot of guys here but I got very limited sense of smell.

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/mcfucking thread

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>worst trait

Just like anyone, have no confidence.

You can be tall, good looking, have money, everything, but if you are a loser with no confidence, no one will want to be around you.

Followed closely by being short. But still there are manlets that are ok.

he placed 3rd, whats your best?

- Wide hips
- Feminine voice
- Lack of shoulder width

Under 6 feet tall. Not even trolling, being short sucks.

>Height
You could be the biggest, swolest, manliest sounding motherfucker in all the land
But the height, dawg

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Has the gay voice thing ever been explained? Like I'm a faggot but have a completely normal voice, yet like 99% of gays have that weird fucking lisp and intonation.

>A perennial sense of discontentment and low self-worth that leads him to try to tear other people down more than it does inspire meaningful self improvement.

Something in the brain development in utero, if I remember my neurology class correctly. Dykes have masculinized brains during that period.

Being asian, sounding foreign, can’t articulate your words in this modern world.

Satan speaks the truth.

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I've never met a straight guy with that voice.

Really??? What kind of competition was that? OP pics certainly makes him look like a gym rat on his unfinished cut. His deltoids and traps are not even trained, he also seems to hate dips and curls

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He placed third of the three people competing.

same femanon, man I love sniffing my fwb's buldge...
And he likes when I do it and it usually ends up in blow jobs
I think that smell comes from his balls, not sure
it haves a nice hormonal smell

going bald at 20 years

being insecure for no reason

being overconfident for no reason

>autism lisp

kek

3:15 I'm listening and damn, I feel bad for the guy. he couldn't afford spray tan , then interviewer says "but BB 101 says put spray tan" and he says "fuck it, I got a copper tan"

5:38
>what would you do differently?
>lift heavy ass weights

He wasn't doing it already? Sure, not all the time but switching strength and hypertrophy is basic, what was he doing?

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Flight over fight

I dunno, describe yourself

too many guys underestimate the importance of a confident, resonant voice. It's something you can develop, but you gotta train it just like muscles. when I started getting my shit together a few years back, one of the first things I started doing was taking some classical singing lessons. Started out with a wispy high voice with no weight under it (teachers thought I was a light tenor), after training for a while and learning breath control and proper resonance I was re-classified as a baritone. A few years later took some speech and alexander technique and I get voice mires all the time now just from speaking.
Take some lessons bros you won't regret it. People associate your voice with who you are just as much if not moreso than your appearance. It's how you communicate to the world, doesn't matter if you got a 3pl8 bench if you sound like a melvin when you open your mouth.

DELET ALL 3

uncharasmatic. Will make both women and men dislike you.

can you share some exercises, give us some links?

He looks like a toy

How the fuck do i become charismatic? I have my moments but most of the time i just can't force myself to give a fuck. And not in the edgy way

>third out of three

Just talk to people a lot. I think a great deal of it just comes from being smart though.

Oh boy. If you just discovered Jason Genova, you are in for a wild ride. Check out Genovapedia for a quick rundown

Is this the female equivalent to guys sniffing girls ass?

I always thought the most charismatic people were the dumbest one. At least everyone around me who was labeled as "aww he is so charismatic" was a complete imbecile

I experienced this. Death Sentence.

Honestly man, I'd recommend not. Ments are great and all, but life was so much simpler not knowing much about janoy besides him being an autistic jew or lenny just being a chocolate golem. Now I just have the image of him sucking down tranny piss seared into my mind.

You are trolling because there's no way in hell being 5'11 could possibly be worse than some of the other traits listed in this thread.

Not baiting. Is he like Chris Chan but with more fan interaction and dedication?

The best of Lenny is him eating a raw egg. Shell and everything.

Also wondering where you can get lessons like these. I'm somewhat of a voicelet. Have a somewhat deep voice but still gives off feminine vibes. Not quite sure what to do

Fuck I love how out of the blue that was
'Lenny what the fuck did you just eat?'
'Dont put that in the video'

Probably because youre a cookie cutter porn addict spending all his time masturbating to degenerate gay porn
Fuck you and fuck your family.

My balls smell like clorox, I like the smell desu

Ments started getting extreme with large droughts in between after the world gym closed. I still think everyone should give a shot at embracing the piss, but just watch the Delray Misfits episodes. The guys shooting the shit in the gym and Jason's antics are something you just cant find anywhere else on the internet.

Being short. This is common knowledge. Why even make this thread?

This here fucking sucks best I can do is get old lady ass fucking 32+ and up.

Or the Rob Linn Bailey cosplay. Its too bad we get too much of him now. Its all the same recycled Brocolini/tranny shit over and over again.

wew that colored gentleman is very aggressive. I wonder if he ever received a beating

Newf*g

Don't know any good links, most of my training was done in 1-on-1 lessons (my recommendation since each voice is different and needs constant adjustment), but if I had to give a minimalist reduction of some things that helped me, it would include

Lie flat on your back with a book under your head, breathe in as much as you can and note how your ribcage and belly expand. Then as you slowly breathe out, try to maintain the expansion in the ribs. Practice breathing that way for a while, just trying to let the gut do the breathing. Look up Appoggio breathing for more info, it's what opera singers use. Breath and posture are the biggest keys to a strong voice.

Soft palate should be engaged. You can feel this sensation by opening your mouth and putting a finger in but not touching any part of your mouth, or yawning. Then from that position on your back, try letting out a gentle yawning or sighing sound. Don't let your soft palate fall while doing this.

Make sure your spine, especially in your neck isn't shortened. Lengthen it as much as you can in your neck and pelvis area. If your neck/spine is shortened, your chin goes up, straining the chords and weakening your voice. You should feel a gentle stretch in the back of your neck when your posture is in a place to vocalize.

Don't let your larynx shoot up, don't press it down either.

As for diction and articulation, reading out loud for a little while each day helps a lot. A book, a poem, a speech, whatever. Just practice it with good breath, posture and resonance. Record yourself, listen to it, and work on what you need to work on. However, like I said, individual instruction will net you the biggest voice gains. Even if you don't want to be a singer, the same principles that apply to classical singing apply to resonant speech.

Most important thing to remember is vocalizing should never hurt. If you're doing something and it hurts knock it off. You can fuck up your voice permanently if you do it too long.

A heartbeat

Nah, I've embraced it, but this life isn't for everybody.

This x100
The only thing that can beat idiots is if you have a shit ton of physical disabilities.

>complaining about getting milfs

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Is my voice gay?

Eh. I've met plenty of dumb to below average intelligence dudes who've made it in life by working hard and getting along well with others.

I'm also familiar with a lot of intelligent underachievers who coast by on life.

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Nah, nothing to worry about. You can talk in a more steady tone and work on deepening exercises if you're insecure. Very few people like how their voice sounds.

Of course I'd rather have youngin

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Holy fuck I fill so many spots on that board. Also what is top left
Fuckkkkk

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It's a square for people who have a diagnosed mental illness.

yes

Men don't have bad traits, guys do. So for guys lack of self-control which manifests in everything they do like be overly concerned about appearance.

I'm well versed on the Rich Piana saga only. Help me here bro

If you don't know DSM you aren't you aren't interested in psychology

>Genovapedia
jesus christ that site

>weak handshake
>won’t look you in the eye
>fidgety
>doesn’t tie shoes

a placement is still a placement

>tfw anxiety
feels like no matter what I do I'll always have a beta mentality

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Height, red or blonde hair, shaving body hair, inability to grow a beard, intentionally using drugs including caffeine (unless prescribed by a doctor)

I don't tie my shoes because I have velcro. Is that okay?

that’s okay user

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This is what natty lifting looks like.

Insecure guy here. I was fat all through middle and high school but dropped the weight when I was around 19. While it did help somewhat, I still feel very socially stunted and have crippling shyness issues. Every time I meet new people, I get hit with the dreaded “Why are you so quiet/shy?”

this; i know the feels dude almost 30 and finally breaking out of my shell, hung around with people that were not beneficial to me in HS kept my head down like a mutt

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Goddammit why are mental gains so much harder to make than physical ones?

I have. So many. And some of them were respectable, accomplished men but their voices...

Pissening antics

i don't even know if it's a trait but rather a mix of genes and diet/lifestyle. Some dudes and girls i know just have an off smell to them, but if you smell like shit then come on

He was bullied/neglected/mistreated as a child. His extreme anxiety is causing all of this

being me

>growing a weak beard

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Hint: that title is stupid. You should read it as "Love/attention starved kid BINGO"
(love-attention refers to the real self of the kid of course)

I found this very deep
> "... There is an idea of a Jason Genova, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real Jason, only an entity, something illusory, and though he can hide his cold gaze and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable: Jason simply is not there. He has all the characteristics of a human being -- flesh, blood, skin, hair -- but his depersonalization is so intense, has gone so deep, that normal ability to feel compassion had been eradicated, the victim of a slow, purposeful erasure. He is simply imitating reality, a rough resemblance of a human being, with only a dim corner of his mind functioning" --Unknown

Being crippled from the neck down.

this

>physically weak men who like to boss people around

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This turned into a fucking reddit thread hugbox shitshow. Fuck off. The worst feature is OP and the trashposters ITT. Yall KYS anytime.

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>Pissening antics
only way is to find younger women who are very clingy a little fucked in the head and want a daddy

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at least you have an excuse. Ive been around nothing but wonderful and encouraging people my entire life and i'm still stuck in my shell