I lost my virginity today. Have I made it?

Thanks, user, I plan on doing it.

me too bruddah

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I'm a khv at 25 and I don't think it will get any better.

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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

holy fuck im dead
that kid learned something very important that day

A good wife is a supplement to an already fulfilling life, which is the true goal.

You're right that nobody needs to sleep around; most insecure dudes around these parts won't accept that until they experience firsthand how little fulfillment they get from it.

>met cute boy
>sucked him off behind the dumpster
>he came in my butt

This is legit good parenting

tfw i cant talk to love of my life, but got no problems with hoes which i got 0 feelings for

why am i like this?

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I don't think learning "beaners are scum" helps when he's a beaner himself

>the feel of like nothing in your life have actually changed
>I don't feel different at all
>I don't feel special at all.

I'm still a virgin, almost had sex like 3 times just never happened
Reading this thread made me feel depresses asf tho

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same, also same. But at the end of the day life isn't linear and anything can happen even though you are the same, it just feels like what you are will never equate to finding someone when it's more like you are tossing a coin and coming up tails 100 times in a row. The coin is also loaded to show tails.

Only when you get a woman pregnant many times, then divorce her on good terms, will you have truly made it.

>been with 2 girls , last one was almost 8 fucking years ago

>couldnt get my dick hard with condom on

hahah almost 30!

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>69 for half an hour
larp

I became a Hell's Angel today

You feel the innate fear of rejection. That's why it's so hard for young guys to talk to pretty girls but they can talk however they like to ugly ones. youtube.com/watch?v=N-o2nnDF_So

what do you mean?

You're heavily outcome-dependent with the former, which makes you needy and desperate. Follow this rule: until you're balls-deep in a girl and officially dating her, you don't love her. Otherwise you'll be dropping spaghetti for girls and ruining your chances.

It's not bro. Ok, maybe 30 minutes is an exaggeration, but it was well over 15 minutes. I couldn't cum from the blowjob

>be in relationship for 5 years
>share apartment with gf for 4 of those years
>sex 2-3 times a week
>start meditating occasionally
>feelsgoodman
>start meditating every day
>ohshitnigga
>realize how superficial our relationship is
>realize how we're projecting our ideal gf/bf on each other and never content with each other
>break up
>journey to the ishaya monks ontop of Mont Ral, Spain
>meditate for 6 months
>join monk order
>descend mountain
never been happier desu

Sounds like you had a good relationship and ruined it because you're a dumb hippie

dude im pretty aesthetic and she is obviously so hard into me, always smiles and flirting but no actual conversation goes on
this bitch is always with her friends and im so ignorant that im waiting for the "perfect moment" to talk to her
the worse part is, that i can pull better looking bitches than her, but you know when you meet a girl that got something special and unique about her?
fuaaaarck brahs, will i make it?

I got patched in to the club today

TEACH ME

Its good that you're happy but i wouldnt be so sure that a relationship that managed to last for 5 years would be considered superficial and that a girl that will stick with you for so long without causing you any noteworthy trouble is worth breaking up with because you suddenly felt like it while mediating tbqh senpai, i get the feeling you will start regreting this later.

>bro

Well, watch the goddamned video and you have your answer.

>u dumb
no u
It wasn't just the meditation; our lives were growing in different directions.
The breakup happened a year ago.
I met her yesterday and we went for a walk, talking about our past.
She, too, has reached the same perspectives and reflections that I have, and we both agreed that we had a good time together, but that it was the right things to break up.
We're friends to this day, living in different cities (we both moved cities after the breakup).
www.thebrightpath.com

This desu

But I can relate to projecting expectations. :(

“Women aren’t loveable, they’re leaveable” - Patrice o Neal.

Trust me as a guy who left a 4 year you won’t regret it. The girls do, men don’t.

I don't remember how many times I've had sex and it didn't make me feel really better. The key is to be self-sufficient. You need sex because you're a human being but don't overthink it. It isn't some magic pill that makes your life better.

glad you lost yours in a meaningful way, user.

I lost mine while blind drunk. had unprotected sex with a girl 6 times in one night and somehow managed to pull out every time

Impressing, you deserve a medal or a cup

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the little DYELS we make fun of grow up so fast :’)

You absolute mongloid, make the jump right now, no more hesitating, because the day you decide to do it is gonna be the day she goes and find a different guy to bang. You don't want to regret this for the rest of your life like me, do it, rejection is easier than regret

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

still at a loss how i managed that without now having a child on the way (not that i'd object, even though i only would have been 18 at its birth)

but it's a shame i lost it in a one night stand

How old are you?

how old are you user?

42

Do you fucking feel like you made it?
Was the most basic human function your life goal or something?

>when he still tries to cut the cake when shit starts flying like some sort of dying animal
holy shit I feel bad for laughing, that kid will wake up in a cold sweat for years.

This dude is right, I flirted with a cutie for an entire year at the GYM but I never actually talked to her, waiting for the right moment. Now it's been months since the last time I saw her. I don't think she is going to come back.

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This. Sex doesn't mean shit until you're in a relationship with someone you really care about.

>today invite her to my house
>start making out
>undress her and get her on my bed
See this is my problem, there is a steady incline in intimacy until these three points, when intimacy skyrockets. How the fuck do I instigate something like this? I've had girls tell me before that they liked me and I've slept with one girl before in the most literal sense, first kiss but no banging, what the fuck do I say to progress things further? It seems like anytime something might come up, my brain goes flat and I can't think of anything that lets them know that I want to do what they're suggesting

escalating to tonsil hockey and fugging is mostly nonverbal. You need to estalbish a plausibly deniable scenario where you're both alone together and then just start progressing physical contact. She can say it 'just happened', you get to complete butt-reps until failure.

This. Stripping it down to the absolute basics:

1. finger
2. tongue
3. dick

I honestly don't understand how you cannot get laid unless you didnt go to college. I was a pathetic glasses wearing sack of shit with no social skills coming into college and I even lost my virginity to a qt. I really dont get it, unless youre ugly

Tongue is the legs day of sex

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This is what I'm saying. Maybe it's just modern culture but how do I go from *we are in the same room together alone* to *I am feeling her up* without appearing as if I won't stop if they ask me to?

Plebbit is many things, but it sometimes touches on the truth:
>reddit.com/r/seduction/comments/1dvnem/above_the_game_part_7_physical_escalation_sex/

gradual, assertive physical escalation that backs off if she expresses discomfort

>without appearing as if I won't stop if they ask me to
Kek you pretty much have to appear as if you won't stop and it'll help your mental block if the only thing you're thinking about is your own pleasure.

Treat her like an object user
But obviously stop if she asks

at least you have an anime folder
and dubs! hey, look at that
I'm sure this is all unrelated

no, you are still a virgin and a faggot OP

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>still posting frogs
No

t. 6'3 210lbs dominant male that throws girls around and chokes them

Most girls love a dominant man that fucks them good and hard and A LOT of girls get off on being choked. I constantly choke girls on the first fuck and they usually tell me how much they liked it afterwards.

Exception to the rule: There are some girls that don't like being submissive. These girls are usually a giant pain the ass and you should avoid them. They are usually the type of girl who will try to wear the pants in the relationship and try to emasculate you. Avoid at all costs.

if it was to a hooker or anything less than an 8/10, then no.

Wish I enjoyed rough sex. The last girl I hooked up with wanted me to choke her and shit but I have zero interest in it.

Sounds like a good first time. Why’d you come to Jow Forums to get a bunch of anonymous opinions?

Yep. Get rapey without being a rapist. Male sexuality is straightforward and easy that way.

You have to get off on being dominant. I have a friend who is like you, he says hes 50% dom 50% sub. I'm like 99% 1%.

I wouldn't really describe myself as submissive, just not very sexually adventurous. I like to lay on top of a woman and thrust around until I come. Never really saw the point in choking and slapping and shit. Too much work.

an absolute necessity that will make you look like a pussy if you skip it but no guy actually enjoys it?

obviously you arent as pathetic as you pretend to be

I don't know but that's good. Keep seeing her, the sex gets even better.

i know this feel at 26

>social loser pre-college with no friends just acquaintances
>fail to develop social skills
>get to college with no social skills so that continues for 4 years
>graduate, enter post-college life with no social skills
>besides occasionally doing something with coworkers, do nothing
>also ugly as fuck

ta da 26 year old khv

Yes he was referring to the exact time because everyone always times exactly what you are doing during and fills out a spreadsheet.

Does anyone watch this and think "Holy shit that guy has an awesome life" then at the end get sort of sad because he lost that awesome life and only has a used up well beyond the wall grandma and a lifetime of subpar pussy to show for it?

I would trade every sexual experience to have that guys life.

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>Most girls
No, most girls except as you noted alot that don't and only the ones who will have anything to do with you because you're a faggot who attracts girls with issues not normal ones.

Autism. Literal, clinical autism spectrum disorder, not the meme. There are some guys out there who are simply incapable of reading faces or body language. It's basically impossible to get laid without paying for it if you can't pick up on those cues. It comes so intuitively to most guys that they don't even realize they're doing it, which is what leads to these "how can you not get laid bro?" comments.

If you think that, you're a manchild.

yeah, or maybe you could be ugly, where girls never show you these cues, and if you think never thinking a girl never shows you cues just means you're autistic, it shows how out of touch you are

I honestly wish I was.
I would do damn near anything to have that dudes fucking life before it was fucked up in the end.

dude it's 2018

there are tons of meetup websites/apps out there. just try finding one that does something you enjoy. it's a lot easier to be social if you're having a good time yourself. doesn't even have to be a dating app, there are plenty that just do shit like rock climbing or hiking or drinking or gaming or whatever. there are probably even ones for 26 y/o virgins with no friends to commiserate and do other shit.

it will take some effort but it's never too late

/thread

F

I'm not Chris Hemsworth and I don't claim to be, but I'm not Brian Peppers hideous. I posted my face on /soc/ a few times and averaged 6-7/10 depending on the photo and how I was dressed. 185 pounds at 6'2". I've had a few dozen instances where I was told after the fact that a girl had been (apparently) blatantly flirting with me and it went completely over my head. I thought I was being fucked with for years but it's so consistent and I've heard it from too many people.

I'm not so unnatractive that I'm unfuckable based on that factor, I'm just a completely irredeemable sperg who can't figure out how small talk is supposed to work. Ironically enough my body is probably the one thing I'm NOT insecure about. Feel free to believe me or not.

>I posted my face on /soc/ a few times and averaged 6-7/10 depending on the photo and how I was dressed. 185 pounds at 6'2".

>6-7 face on /soc/
>tall and good weight

thats nice for you. i posted my face on /soc/ probably 3-4 years back when i was 21-22, so this would be college age, and got average ratings of 3 or 4, and even had my face used as a justification for peoples' rating systems being way off when people graded me "way too high" as a 5

i bet your club mates would bully you mercilessly if they knew you browsed some fucking weeb forum lol

>about 2 hours
>69 for 30 minutes
Fake and gay.

I enjoy eating ass and pussy, maybe you gay?

Brehs... Should I lose my virginity to a 31 yr mother? She really wants my dick for some reason. She has big ass titties, but idk. I kind of want to smash but also feel like I should wait for something better. I'll be a 23 yr kiss less virgin this year... also i'm scared of std's

No now you realize you didnt want sex and you wabted a wife. Good job slut

I feel like people who never have sex think that sex lasts hours.

Protip: It's exercise in some positions.

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Wrap it. You don't want her to get pregnant, and throw the condom away by wrapping it up when you get done. Don't want yourself getting sperm jacked.

I would never go unwrapped. Fuck that.

nah bruh
shit's overrated.

>honestly dont understand
>unless youre ugly

Did you go to the brainlet college?

no ur gay

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based and true