Reminder that drinking alcohol will give you a beer-belly

>he doesn't drink red wine before sleep

I pity you, plebs.

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You make a good point, maybe I should stop lying to myself about drinking socially and just drink shots of vodka and cut my alcohol calories in half.

Only if you drink a lot. Keep it to twice a month or less.

are you a middleaged housewife?

haha only one kind of person can enjoy something haha

>Red wine is for women
It actually increases testosterone and inhibits the conversion of it to estrogen

You have to have a lot of money or be a female to not look like a tryhard drinking wine

Amerifat here

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Wtf I get my red wine at Total Wine for $5. Goes so well with fish. I like to polish off a bottle maybe once every three weeks. Plus it is good to have wine on hand when chicks visit.

Laugh all you want he definitely has fucked that chick before you can tell by how she's acting

not really.

Drinking wine is like having lawn furniture; it's something shared by well off and really poor people.

If you drink it alone whatever that's sad but don't ever let me see you out with some

>roughly 110cals per shot
>Do 3-4 shots on empty/dehydrated stomach
>Ride buzz
>Save your cut
>Drink hella water later that night so you don't fuck yourself up

I've been trying to tell everyone this but they think i'm crazy.

Lol wut

Well off people have extravagant stone patios and you have these

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Europeans do not shower and gas prices are out the wazoo. Every time I imagine myself living in a big city in Europe I get depressed

and tits

Reminder that sucking dick will give you a cum-tummy

You're getting it. Well off people drink crazy expensive vintages, and poor people drink 4 dollar moscato from the corner store.

I drink a glass of red wine at lunch, as did my father and his father before him
Pretty normal for mediterraneans, the rest of the world should learn our ways and buy Spanish wine

Actually laughed out lol

fuck that video hurts to watch

what a fucking pathetic loser gets rejected by such an ugly hag and then gropes her a few times before she walks off

He's right, the story behind that vid is they are boyfriend and girlfriend but they'd had a fight before the party, he was trying to settle the fight so they could party together but she wasn't having a bar of it.

santa madre...

> This is what Americans have to tell themselves to pretend they're not living in a borderline third world country

>drinking red wine with fish instead of a white

Do you know what a philistine is, user?

I've seen this video so many times and it never gets easier to watch

Bro try going to your local wine bar around 6pm on a Friday and see how much pussy is there for the taking. If you have your hair and dress nice you can take one back to her condo and fuck her before her husband gets home.

Now that you mention it, that could explain why a guy that looks like him would have balls that big to approach a girl in that way at a party. If it was his girlfriend and he was trying to apologize that puts the whole thing way into perspective.

what a bitch

Wine is literally one of the cheapest alcohols you can buy. Just because you've been jewed into drinking estrogenic beer doesn't mean that everyone else who isn't is a tryhard

That sounds like a really stupid idea user.

When I was a heavy drinker I would almost always drink on an empty stomach and my tolerance was unreal after awhile. Stop chasing the buzz and just enjoy the drink/let it loosen you up if need be.

I had to change my mentality completely about alcohol so that now I don't need to even get a buzz to loosen up and have a good time with people.

Can confirm

Also explains why she doesn't go apeshit at hi groping her ass and dry humping her.

Despite what feminists will have you believe, most women will in fact stand up for themselves and not get groped by a stranger. Especially the black ones.

>implying any woman will ever see him drink red wine before bed

>Jow Forums is literally the bastion of “calories in, calories out”
>””””beer””””” belly
Well which is it faggot?

i jjst have 3 beers once a month and if i want to really get done 4, im 6'3 220 and my tolerance is still low enough to let me cruise comfy in it

Honestly, it does make sense. But a black thot dating a man shorter than her is pretty unlikely desu.

Guess what beer has an excess of?

Likely, but if he looked like Statham she just as likely would have rode his dick. The guy is just short, lame looking, and has a gut. He's got no assets physically and is also try hard

Reminder that if you are a manlet you won't even have a chance with a ghetto thot who will suck you off for a pack of top ramen.

I'm a man of refined taste so I'll have you know I drink fireball and house tequila

grapes do that you fucking moron

>maybe it's because he has a BONER and is slamming it into her

>gas prices are out the wazoo
There's also well maintained public transportation and cities are designed for pedestrians

his dick is hard you unobservant fucktards. That's probably the main issue

Ah, she seems pretty deep into a white social circle. Not that surprising at that point

Except the context behind this is that they had banged before. Keep coping.

>Meanwhile, look at Chad at the bottom right

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He lacks a chin lol

Water

Carbs, you mong

il abominazzo....

Where the fuck is the copy pasta about the Chad in the hot tub?????

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no, consuming too many calories will give you a belly. Alcohol is one source of them

vocaroo.com/i/s0UQf8YrrL9D

No because it's face height frame. Being ripped would only help marginally

Dating is stretching it. Had an alcohol fueled hook up the night before that the dude thought meant something more is actually ht likely thing nigger.

That's kinda weird but after I had several coworker's birthdays in a row with vodka and salami sandwiches I suddenly broke the plateaus in bench and OHP. Is this why slavs are Chads?

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Well unlike you we have public transportation and aren´t obese so we can walk a few miles.

>fat
>ugly
>manlet
>snapback
>borderline sexual predator
>probably balding lol
>can't even get with a ghetto thot
how do people like this look at themselves in the mirror and not kill themselves?

It's kind of hilarious because he's probably still in better shape than 90% of this board.
not to mention he
>got invited to a party
>socializes with women
>has a gf (albeit shes mad at him and making him look ridiculous)
All things that the people on this board complain about not being able to accomplish, and yet this manlet they're making fun of has literally done all of these things.
Yet there are people on this board that haven't killed themselves, and feel superior to him, despite admitting they spurge out and act just as, or even more autistic
>TL:DR 90% of Jow Forums is worse than this guy objectively

forgot pic

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>got invited to a party
Those Spring Break type of parties are open to all, so long as you pay to get in.

Lmao cant believe that this awful /pol meme made me laugh.
NOW GO BACK TO POL.

And wine is made out of grapes. So jokes on you.

Bullshit. I just kcal count the beer and try to fit it in my macros as well. I've been drinking during my cut with no issues whatsoever.

Nothing wrong with a little crossposting fun

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he reminds me so much of the bullies in school who get fat after they stop playing school sports and 5 years of drinking and drugs later wonder why people don't like them anymore

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That is probably the saddest video i have ever seen.
Everytime it gets posted i thank the gods for making me tall

was waiting for this

What about being Southern European?

Who are you quoting?

Upvote xD

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Holy shit. Can't believe The amount of times I've seen this gif and never noticed before.

Christ that was painful to watch

>in better shape than 90% of this board.
I seriously doubt that, he is below average for his age, and I'm sure this board is at least average.
>socializes with women
yea bro awkwardly trying to rub your dick on a woman in public (even if she is his gf) totally counts as socialising. most people, even on this board, manage to socialise with women without sexually assaulting them
>has a gf
I'll give him that lol

dios mio..

Autism, the series.

>I'm sure this board is at least average.
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I just bike everywhere because my city has well thought out bike roads. I know that kind of shit is unheard of in El Goblino Land but you fat fucks can't use your legs anyway.

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Based. I lived in Spain for a couple of years and that habit really stuck. Enjoying a good glass of Gran Reserva every day is the tits

You're a fucking piece of shit. Sooner or later the husband with some balls will come knocking with a fucking 9mm and enact some righteous vengeance on your ass. Enjoy your wine and home-wrecking.

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I'm fucking dead

>Every time I imagine myself living in a big city in Europe I get depressed

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They're not his vows to maintain. Wife bears 99% of the blame.

my fucking sides