Get one chance at life

>get one chance at life
>be born with the fat gene

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hehe stop eating fatty

>fat gene

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>tfw born with fit gene

>im not fat guise im thicc boned!!1!!!1!!

t. formerly obese now skelly with loose skin

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no such thing as the fat gene you no willpower fuck

>tfw born with fit gene
>i spend all day long eating butter sticks covered in cheese and chocolate
>6'3'' 170lbs of pure muscle
life is so easy, i don't even know what a gym is, i just have abs lmao

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>170lbs
HUNGRY SKELETON

I know, it's just my godike metabolism and genes that process all the sugar and fat i intake and expel them

not sure if jealous or not.

I like the theory that there is two types of metabolism when it comes to fitness/bodybuilding/etc. One that can stay low bodyfat and conserve muscular gains, but has a hard time building and bulking. And the other (me) that can build fucking easy and bulks eating nothing, but has fucking hard time cutting and getting abs without losing gains

And there's also me who can't do neither

I think it also may have something to do with how you were raised, the type of food and portions. I'm used to eating smaller amounts and not as much grains like my family when compared to friends at college which seem to eat large portions and some type of bread all the time.

You know he's kidding, right?

>wait this isn't possible.

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Who are you quoting?

wut I thought he meant that he just got fast metabolism.
anyway implying im wrong

Are you retarded or did you just not read the thread?

the whole thread is a big pile of shit on top of a shitty bait.
who cares?

So you're retarded.

So you're American?

Damn you're skinnier than me relatively wew

>get one chance at life
>aborted