I'm balding

>had 5/6 chances of being bald
>27 and still have hair (thinning and receding a bit but still acceptable)
Thank you based God.

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Creatine's a bitch, ain't it?

Join the club buddy

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I've been taking my 5g of creatine unimterruptedly for the past 5 years. Does that mean I have achieved peak baldness and all my DHT vulnerable follicles are dead?

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>both granddads went bald at mid 30's
>dad still has full head of hair at 65
please tell me that baldness dosen't skip a generation

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RIP hair

>you cant feel bad because there are people who have it worse

fucking rarted

28 years old. Been slowly balding for awhile.

Decided to man up and shave in down real short and grow matching beard.

Never gotten more miles and pay in my life. Literally saw 3 different MILFs with their mouths open staring at me shopping at Target last weekend.

EMBRACE THE BALD

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>Been taking Creatine
>Can't stop looking at my folks hair
>Dad's fine
>My moms dad is fine
>My dad's dad is MIA/possibly dead
>No one else in my family has baldness

>>Still fucking skeptical
Guess I'll see what happens in a couple years

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Mires* and pussy*

Stop balding.

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hair transplant?

>Never gotten more miles and pay in my life

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>Be balding at 23
>Fuck it I will do the shave embrace
>Nothing but pale white scalp with pimples, ingrown hairs, and scabs...

Terrible idea unless you can get someone else to donate the hairs.

Wait, so cutting your hair really low gets you more mileage but also more pay?

oops, meant for

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Yes

Yep but you can bring the mileage back down by using some of the pay on pic related. Would recommend, makes you look badass.

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Answer me medfaggots!
If this is as bald as I'm going to be, I'm ordering my first shipment of roids tonight.

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hope its true. im shaving in the summer

FUE is GOAT. I cannot fucking wait to get mine

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shave your head and wear a wig for cancer patients

hahahah just stop balding bro lmaooo

Shave it off.
If it looks stupid go the route of a tattoo or save money for a wig/transplant. It's a delicate issue so be sure to get somebody who's got a good eye to gauge the status of your scalp.

lrn2shave properly and get a tan

Poor little apu poster is blading.

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Is this MPB?
Note this happens if I mess with my hair
Am I in full denial mode?

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RIP

That's the FRONT of my scalp btw
Shouldn't that be located at the back?

Same user, at least there's some silver lining

yeah that shit is going lel, i'm about the same, solid hairline but thinning AF

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?

10k minimum usually

3k in Turkey, plane ticket included.

Become an incel. Its over for u

>tfw Greek and balding
I hate t*rks but at least they're useful at something
Cheap hair transplants

Sorry frien.

I'm not. Sucks4U

Anyone here tried this?

there's 2 beldings in the building and one of them is balding!

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and will you let that define who you are ?

It's over dawg, it's over

Loll the cope. So sad. Go apply ur fin baldy

CUT MY PROPECIA INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
MINOXIDIL
DERMAROLLING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY SCALP, BLEEDING

'CAUSE I'M LOSING MY HAIR
LOSING MY VERTEX
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME MY HAIRLINE IS FINE
LOSING MY VERTEX
LOSING MY HAIR
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME MY HAIRLINE IS FINE

I started shaving my head at 24 after years of anxiety and worrying about gradual balding. I can only speak for myself but apart from lifting it's the best decision I have ever made in terms of feeling better about my appearance.
I'm 28 now. My wife likes it. It's not the end of the world. We got dealt a shitty hand and made the best of it.

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Your wife loves yanking my dick closer to her face by pulling on my long, flowing pubic hair.

At least you have an excuse. Bald patches have no excuse.

NORWOODINGS NOT FINE
DISAPPEARING HAIRLINE

exactly this, you'd rather have a women that accepts you for who you are than having to hide an aspect of yourself that you have no control over.

did you meet her with a shaved head?

based haha poster

But what does your wife's boyfriend think about it?

I NEVER REALIZED MY HAIR GOT SO THIN
TILL IT WAS TOO LATE
AND I'M NOW BALD EVEN WITH FIN
DHT!
MICRONEEDLING ONCE A WEEK
AND LIVING IN DENIAL
NORWOOD SPIRAL WHERE DO I BEGIN?
IT ALL STARTED WHEN I LOST MY HAIRLINE

Just a few months after starting shaving. Coincidence? Probably, but I like to think that the recent sense of self-respect helped out along the way.

thanks you too

Woops, meant to reply to this guy:

i met her with a right cross

cool bro, so shaving your head wont turn you into a dickless celibate like Jow Forums seems to think

I just wanted you to know that I really really liked your post.

Shave it. I'm balding too. Not even nearly half as bad as you have it and i'm considering the blade already.

Same bro. My back is fine but I’m pushing a nw2.5. Gonna do a 0 or 1 blade

im leaving this here to make myself feel better about myself. fuck you genelets Kek

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lol put your shit in promethease, then let's talk

I actually did it once in the past and honestly it's comfy and is not so bad in the summer. Looks kinda like shit in the winter due to pale skin and eyebags tho.

I pity you user, watch this for your own sake and nothing will ever be able to hurt you.

youtube.com/watch?v=oIrT1eHs1b0
youtube.com/watch?v=cgU7abzvSQk

>promethease
bruh okey i am, inb4 im actually balding

23andme gave me the same shit then when I put my raw data thru promethease I got 7x more likely to bald

promethease is straight up nightmare fuel

fuck really? here I thought I got god tier genetics with no balding or widows peek, no sicknesses besides if I consume iron, and 100% northern European heritage. bought the analyse but it wil take 20 min. inb4 i spent 12 dollar to know ill go blind and bold before 50

I have 0 variants, 0 risks, literally everything came out excellent. 50/30 northern/mediterranean and the rest native american (impossible to bald), then I input my data into promethease and it was straight up ruin porn.

23andmeme is bullshit for health reports.

buy fake tanner my lad

>hen I input my data
bro. ok results comes in. about 50% over all good rest is not identifyed...
>writes in hair
>72 good rest unidentifyed, no negative
>writes in bald
>1 good 60 bad...
>7x risk of male baldness
>2x increased risk of Male Pattern Baldness
>increased risk of baldness slightly higher risk of baldness
> sees one good
>0.57x lower risk of Male Pattern Baldness
FEELS GOOD MAN 2 times more and 0,57 procent less

I have nw vertex. Norwood cemetery is coming closer every day

>7x risk of baldness
>2x risk of baldness
lmao the cope, better start stocking up on proscar

if it helps, I haven't started balding yet but that 7x risk of baldness that I got on promethease is a death sentence and it's gonna happen sooner or later

if you have the alleles for baldness and they're homozygous or equally heterozygous and homozygous, then you're fucked

not coping, im the only man in the family with hair but i figured that because my grandfather on my moms side had real thicc hair i would survive, but i guess not when the day comes i just shave it off and rock the beard basedboy look
>fyi i had almost % of mucles genetics posetive,

nah im okey it says l 7x risk of baldness among men, according to. Baldness ("androgenic alopecia") was defined as Hamilton grade V-VII alopecia seen in men between the ages of 35 and 65. The ability of this genoset to rule out going bald is reportedly high (in other words, if you are not positive for gs122, odds are good you will not go bald), but it is lacking in specificity (negative predictive value = 96.5%, positive predictive value = 12.2%, sensitivity = 98.2%, specificity = 6.6%). so i guess i have like 10 years plus, and by then who cares about my hair

k whatever you do just stop reading promethease, it's like pandora's box

accually had a mayority of posetive ones, like 1500 good aganst cancer adn only 70 bad genes on cancer. and desu i rather stay alive than die.

fucking lmao

I feel like mk-677 helped save my hair. Been on a cycle for 8 months now, and the front widows peak where it was receding has grown back in almost all the way

Same.

>shave your head
>grow a beard
>get swole
>cover your body in shitty tattoos (optional)

It's really not a huge deal. I definitely recommend investing in a skull shaver (~$75.) Makes shaving your head a lot quicker and easier.

this is my good to bad ratio but im not gonna check the rest of my 331 bad ones right now,
imma take your advice.
anyways thank you for showing me, guess we b bold in a year or two Kek

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after a man loses his hair what left does he have to lose?

And make sure its a "no pain no gain tattoo" most important point

what does mk-677 do? does it have sides? how's your bloodwork?

It's a ghrelin mimetic and it helps to release pulses of gh and increases igf-1. People use it for faster joint/muscle recovery, slight muscle building, vastly better sleep, better skin, staying lean on a bulk or cut etc.

The sides are basically the same as a much milder dose of hgh (swollen hands, increased appetite, decreased insulin sensitivity)

Only thing that really changed in my bloodwork is igf-1 levels are up, which means it's working from what I've seen.

Is it suppressive at all? Does it affect your test levels?

I see we have some /frauds/ in here.
Can someone answer the question?
To restate: Are 5 years of creatine (or test without 5 alpha whatever blockers) enough DHT to burn all the sensitive follicles on your head before hitting 30?

Source on creatine raising DHT: ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19741313

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No, that's why many people run it on it's own. No PCT or anything like that needed either. If it affects your test levels (anecdotally mine have gone up, but I know levels fluctuate based on a lot of factors) it would be from the improved quality of life (probably the sleep and better recovery).