/tinder/ thread

Hopefully mods don’t delete. As always, dubs get it.

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I have some matches but I have no idea how to arrange a meet-up that could result me fucking them

Are girls that match you thirsty by default?

>matched with A... A what? A person? A girl? A trap?

>get tinder
>hook up with 3 chicks
>get herpes from one
>get fake pregnancy scare from one
>other one is obsesses with me
Don't do it anons

Within ten messages ask something along the lines of “Hey, want to chat over text instead? Whats your numbed?” Or if you’re a pussy like me you can just say “Hey my number is [number] feel free to shoot me a text if you’d rather talk off here”

Which still works, but you’ll lose a few along the way, which is ok. Then you chat and say hey want to get drinks after work? Then you go grab a couple of cocktails and and then go back to your place user

If you’re looking for actual advice, then go to Jow Forums. I only have tinder to let you guys roll.

Jow Forums - Fitness

a goblina

I don’t want any advice and I don’t ccare about meeting up with these girls. I just want to entertain you anons.

post herpes with timestamp or troll

I want to shot web all over your face

If you’re only here so retards can roll for what to say at least have hot chicks, what’s wrong with you

KEK

Tinder kinda blackpilled me on relationships and women. It made me realize that women could give two shits about your personality and they just wanna fuck a fit guy. So I figured that I should just accept this fact and had to build some muscles of I wanted to get with a chick.

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I'll also be a glutton for punishment after I'm done eating your ass.
>english isn't my native language

also i eat ass

So u like punishment huh.

BRRRAAAAAAP

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Kek, post next one op

"One look at you, and you stole my heart, just like your baby's daddy stole my car."

Good one.

Someone who has hot chicks can feel free to make a thread and get banned. I just do this because no one else will.

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How bout I take you behind the barn and whip you for not picking my cotton fast enough

"Petricia Parker?"

Other girl responded

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Getting a scalp massage.
Duh.

rolling

you'll get to rub yours on my scalp afterwards

rollerino

You get to be a dickhead too

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No more dry hair and split ends, babe

Reroll

Hair gains

Roll

Re re roll

reroll

W-what are you getting out of it?
Men with micro-penises make up estimated 3% of the male population, of that 3% probably .01% want to rub that micro-penis on a chicks scalp.
Your getting the rarest experience of your life, you ungrateful mut.

just do what i do
"im looking for something casual"

rolllll

Do this one

Nobody gives a fuck. This is a roll thread you fucking retard. No one wants advice.

>REEEEEEEE

Roll threads are shit, should be based on merit and not on muh numbers mem

lol no. I got the best and highest quality pussy being 5'9" and 216 pounds. its all about charisma

roll

Fuck off and check these dubs

Rolan

dis

That's not important, what's important are these dubs

>thread is just people rolling for dubs instead of OP picking the best response
Nuke it, jannies.

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The whole point is that they’re not merit based you dumb cunt. If I just picked qhatever response will get me laid, what’s the fucking point? I could do that without making a thread and not get banned.

Took this bitch from tinder to wechat, we're on for Thursday. Wish me luck, I've only been training for five months but I hope my noobgains are enough to beat out the Chinamen she's used to.

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holy shit kill yourself you fucking retard

forcing meme intensifies

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You're going dancing? Haha that's so gay

How the fuck will girls know about your charisma if they never swipe right on you?

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You don’t actually want op the pick the responses you mutant. The fact that o has no control is what’s fun. Jesus, how hard is this to grasp?

>we can meet sometime if you're available

You're already in if she's trying to push a meeting. Only severe autism can screw things up now.

I'm good looking and take interesting pictures.

$50 worth of semen in your hair

>I used to arrange meet ups to fuck thots
> one time I hooked up with a girl in the back of her car on an undeveloped Cul De Sac when it was raining.
>I also arranged another meet up with a different girl the day after encase this one flaked
>now Be half naked with my cock out with her hands around it in the backseat
>she gets a text message
>she stops rubbing my dick
>okay whatever.
>She asks me if I knew someone called "thot 2" I said I don't think so (couldn't actually remember at the time what her name was so I actually didn't know)
>she starts to question me about this
>her underwear are giving her a pussy Wedgy so I'm diamonds at the moment
> said that "thot 2" was meeting a guy called "user"
>oh fuck.exe
>turns out I was getting confused between the two and they happened to be friends when I was texting them and they figured out I was playing them both.
>she didn't even give me a handjob she was that upset with me.
>she dropped me home thankfully without abandoning me out in the middle of nowhere in the rain

I miss tinder but now I'm unemployed without a car.

Fucking finally

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cracks me up every time

>Only severe autism can screw things up now

N-no chance bro, I'm a t-total alpha Chad.. heh..

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She responded immediately

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we are entertained fuck that other faggot

So do you want it in your pussy instead?

>My moms say the exact same thing!

Just shave your hair then

>mad about free conditioner

I thought this liked their hair done

Reminder that 1 in 20 Japanese women are prostitutes and the number is significantly higher if you count girls who try it once or twice and then quit. Also 60% of women don't consider it cheating, and most have husbands or boyfriends.

Thots* not this

DW I'll lick it off

Rawl

Me love you long time

reroll

>wechat
>wen
>that face
>japanese
wew

Great fitness thread, buddy!

We be reachin QUALITYYY

What can I say? I aim to please

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I'm actually a homosexual.

Fuck the haters OP, I love these threads
If dubs, for your next NEW match:
>what’s your favorite kind of dinosaur?

Rerolling

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It’s time to eat some slime!!!!

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trying again for

Are you an archaeologist?

kek

rolling for:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

U r beung a reel Panama ass! Roflol

>good looking
>its all about charisma by dudes
Holy shit you're fucking stupid

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rolling for this

what did they mean by this

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